Chapter 7: War In the Movies
The movie was now at the half way point and was getting boring because the bricks where in a never ending yelping scene that the directors said would make them millions but in fact killed millions.. The sith where planning an attack on the Jedi and the giant monkey. An attack so massive it will kill them all and most likely get them thrown out. The Jedi where also planning something big too it was a way to kill Jar Jar... Jar Jar was planning something of his own.. This was a scary thought since poor Jar Jar was killed 876990 times an hour early by a giant duck in the parking lot.
The sith began to attack stabbing the monkeys legs and The Jedi attack by destroying the seats the Sith where sitting in and Jar Jar well he did something stupid. He picked up a Rocket Launcher and held every one hostage. He pushed them all to there seats and resumed playing the film. Not even a sneeze was blown because everyone was afraid to move from there spots. No one knew what Jar Jar was going to do to them it could be anything like beatings or killings, maybe even massive orgies. Yoda stood up and pointed towards Jar Jar and ran to him (Jar Jar). Yoda pulled out his saber and slashed popping Jar Jars head off. He picked up Jar Jars head and put it on a stick and placed it next to Marilyn Manson's head. The War commenced as planned and The Jedi and the Sith where Fighting like dying Rabid dogs in which there masters had been Jackass's' and watch to much T.V. Every so many Jedi a Sith fell and vice versa. The Jedi had finally proved that they couldn't lose. Even though they fought pointlessly there where survivors from both sides which was expected. They all moved to there seats to watch the movie when some ushers came in armed with Cell phones and the Ushers where willing to shoot
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