M: "Just like to point out that any Rei/Mihoshi stuff is DM's idea…NOT MINE! Take it up with him, start the fic."

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"Now then Sam, what can you tell me about what lies beneath Mdizzle's studio?"

"I know nothing." said Sam in a hypnotic daze.

"Aren't you supposed to be his girlfriend or something?" he asked with much annoyance.

"He's too dense to figure out I like him." said Sam still in a hypnotic daze.

"No matter, at least your quite the looker." he said holding her chin in his hand.

"YOU STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM HER!" shouted a voice.

Alucard turned around to see Mdizzle looking seriously pissed. Soon DM-41 appeared behind him.

"Why did you have to put the roof up so high? I mean I know it would probably help out a lot for Godzilla stories but…" started DM.

"I found him." said Mdizzle sternly.

"Okay, step away from the red head and no one gets hurt!" said DM.

"You mortals are so amusing. However, I do not have time for such trivial matters. One of my servants should be able to entertain you all long enough. Oh Yusuke…" called out Alucard.

Out from the shadows came Yusuke but he looked dark and pale and his teeth now had pair of fangs.

"Yes master?" asked Yusuke.

"Would you be so kind as to entertain our host and his friend?" asked Alucard.

"Yes master." said Yusuke.

Yusuke began to charge towards Mdizzle and DM as Alucard picked up Sam and began to walk away.

"Yusuke! You're fired!" said Mdizzle.

DM took out his Drakon and got ready for battle.

"I don't think he really cares about that at the moment. Listen, I'll take care of him you go after your girlfriend." said DM.

"Hey! That Carrot Top is not my girlfriend! She's just a friend who also happens to be a girl." said Mdizzle.

But Mdizzle ran after the retreating Alucard anyways while DM blocked several attacks made by Yusuke.

"Snap out of it Yusuke! I don't want to have to hurt you!" said DM.

Somehow or another Yusuke managed to knock DM's Chaos Fang out of his hand and off the roof.

"Okay! That does it!" said DM.

Meanwhile Mdizzle was still chasing after Alucard.

"Come back here you stinking coward!" said Mdizzle.

Alucard froze in his tracks and put Sam down. He turned to Mdizzle with a most menacing glare.

"You dare to call ME a coward? For this you shall pay with your life!" said Alucard.

Mdizzle held out his hand and said "Coco Blade!" A liquid blade soon began to form around his hand.

"Coco blade? Surely you jest." said Alucard.

Mdizzle used the blade to cut through part of the roof like a hot knife through butter. "HOT Coco Blade." corrected Mdizzle.

Mdizzle charged at Alucard and started to swipe wildly desperate to get a hit in.

Meanwhile DM was having just as much luck as Mdizzle.

"Damn it Yusuke snap out of it or I'll bust every tooth in your stupid mouth!" Said DM punching Yusuke in the gut.

Yusuke cringed and glared at him.

"Then let me show you some new additions!" said Yusuke.

Yusuke bared his fangs and tried to sink them into DM's flesh but missed.

"Gum Gum Rocket!" shouted a voice.

Soon a very familiar rubber man landed on the roof.

"Hi DM! What'cha doin?" asked Luffy.

DM tried to land in several different punches but they all missed.

"What does it look like I'm doing?" demanded DM.

"Well it looks like your fighting a vampire." Said Luffy.

"Gee is that what he is now? I never would have guessed." Said DM sarcastically.

"Well would you like for me to help you?" asked Luffy.

Unfortunately Luffy was distracting him causing DM to let his guard down just a little. This was enough for Yusuke to grab him by his neck and lift him into the air.

"If it's not too much trouble." Choked out DM.

"Okay then." Said Luffy.

Luffy stretched his arm back a mile long while Yusuke just seemed to raise an eyebrow at him.

"Gum Gum blast!"

Luffy's fist sling shotted right into Yusuke's face causing him to drop DM. Meanwhile things were looking pretty bad for him. In fact Mdizzle was on his knees due to a sucker punch to the gut.

"You did not seriously think that you could win such a fight, I am immortal fool!" said Alucard.

Alucard began to walk towards Mdizzle.

"I should think that you would become a fine vampire." Said Alucard.

"I'll never join you, you unholy monster!" said Mdizzle.

Alucard scowled at the insult.

"I am not giving you a choice in the matter. Sam won't have a choice and neither do you." said Alucard.

"We'll see about that!" said Mdizzle.

"Give it up. Yusuke is handling your friend, Sam is within my grasp, who do think is left that could possibly save you?" asked Alucard.

Alucard bared his fangs.

"ZAKER!" shouted a voice.

A bolt of lightning shot straight towards Alucard who barely dodged.

"Who dares to launch such an attack on myself?" asked Alucard.

"We do!" said a young voice.

Out of the shadows came Zatch and Kiyo.

"Mdizzle is our friend! You're insane if you think we're going to let you hurt him." said Kiyo.

"Yeah he was nice enough to buy me some yellow tail for the party." Said Zatch.

Alucard glared at the mamodo and his partner and was about to say something when the sun started to rise.

"Yusuke! Grab Sam, we're leaving!" shouted Alucard.

Yusuke seemed to disappear for a second but soon appeared next to Alucard with Sam in his arms.

"This is so long, for now." Said Alucard.

With that the three disappeared.

"Sam, I'll get you back…even if it's the last thing I do." Said Mdizzle.

"So you guys are dealing with vampires now?" asked Kiyo.

DM came over holding his arm.

"That wasn't any vampire Mdizzle was fighting. Did anyone notice what his name was spelled backwards?" asked DM.

"Sorry but I was too busy looking at his fangs!" said Kiyo.

"What's his name backwards DM?" asked Luffy.

"It's Dracula." Said DM.

M: "That's all for now."

DM: "We'll see you the next time we update."