Chapter 9: The End
The movie was now drawing to an end. This seemed disappointing. Even thought the movie was going out with a bang which was good. There still was a war going which was now growing in size. General Grievous was standing up at his seat waving his arms in the air. Yoda was still sitting on the monkey feeding it popcorn to keep him calm. Obi was sitting facing away from the screen. Anakin was standing on his hands watching the movie upside down. The emperor was looking straight up.
Chewie was now walking through the isles to make sure there where no body parts left over. Some thing big was going to happen again it could be felt from all over the theater. Then from the screen George Lucas came out. It was not just George Lucas it was the great zombie monkey eater Lucas. The Jedi grabbed there saber and the Sith just watched. Yoda pointed Obi to attack Anakin. Obi did as he was told. The war was now back on and Ani and Obi where now fighting they jumped into the rafts and commenced there attack. Obi would get a hit and take a hit same for Anakin. Back on the ground the Jedi where being beaten to a living pulp by the zombie monkey eater Lucas. Except Yoda who had snuck out to beat the traffic. Padme was now giving birth right in the middle of the theater.
Obi was now pushing Anakin back towards the camera. He stopped and waited. Anakin attacked and Obi defended slashing Anakin's' left arm and both legs off.
Below Obi the zombie monkey eater Lucas was resting from eating all the Jedi. So Obi took his chance and hit the ground and grabbed Padme' babies which where sprawled out on the floor and ran……
Now Jar Jar was alone and was waiting for the clean up crew…. The manager walked in and looked around and pointed at a sign that said no killing………..
Jar Jar went "But mesa do nothing." and shrugged…
THE END….No but it was a start… Next Episode 2 Attack of the Noses
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