Acquired Knowledge
To learn, one must ask…
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters or themes associated with Inuyasha. Too bad, though...
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"Hurry up!"
"Just one more minute?"
The impatient imp snorted, his large yellow eyes narrowing in annoyance. "I will not wait any longer, Rin!" He shouted, stomping a foot to emphasize his point.
The human to whom his comment was directed to took her attention from a large white daisy that she was about to pick, and turned her gaze to the shouting green demon. "But Jaken-sama, Rin wishes to pick more flowers for Lord Sesshoumaru."
Jaken rolled his eyes, "Baka human, Lord Sesshoumaru has no desire for any flowers picked by your filthy hands. Now come along."
The young girl gave a sad sigh, and began to walk to her keeper, pausing for a moment to glance over her shoulder. She gave one last, longing look to the flowers she had to leave behind.
"I can hardly believe that after so many years of serving my Lord, he leaves me to watch you. How degrading. How… filthy!" Jaken mumbled, making sure the human knew exactly how he felt about having to watch over her.
As they walked down the long dirt road, Rin soon fell into line beside him, holding the reins of the large two-headed beast. Taking no interest in Jaken's continuous chatter, she occupied herself with petting the dragon, humming a light tune to pass the time.
The Imp soon realized his audience was ignoring him.
"Rin, Rin! Are you even listening to me?" He snorted when the girl, hearing her name, looked his way. "I swear, humans are such worthless creatures. I don't even know how Lord Sesshoumaru can stand you. All humans do is reproduce and take up valuable land. The whole lot of you ought to be exterminated!"
Jaken paused momentarily, when seeing the girl's chocolate gaze fixed on him, her eyes large in wonderment. She was actually paying attention to him. That startled him.
"Jaken-sama." Rin began, innocently enough. "Where do babies come from?"
Smacking a hand against his forehead, the Imp gave a long groan. 'Humans...'
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A/N:
Suggestions are always welcome. Whether they be about my writing or simply ideas for other one shots, I'd love to hear from you
I decided that it was time to bring some humor into this collection of one shots. I had fun writing this piece, and have a few more like it in mind…
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