This fanfic is in honour of Christmas, MASmaster Zalak and Dark Lord Sigma for being excellent writers and well you the readers so being you. Merry Christmas!

Chapter 1: Sin Cabbage

The picturesque landscape of Christmas Town was nestled quietly in a valley with soft powdery white snow everywhere as an unknown figure plodded through the thick layer of snow singing to himself, however something about him was familiar. The large figure reached a particularly cosy red house with snow lining the rooftops and a sign saying 'Santa Clause' in fancy red cursive handwriting. The figure knocked on the door and began to let out a bellowing evil laugh "OOhhh hahahahahahaha" as a clicking sound came from the door's lock and a jolly red suited man opened the door greeting his visitor with a booming welcoming voice.

"Ho Ho Ho-no, not you again"

"Ooohhhh hahahahahaha OH BABY!" yelled the rather sinister walking insect colony, Oogie Boogie. He pulled a large burlap sack over Santa's head, heaved him over his shoulder, once again he laughed loudly as he disappeared in a dark inter-dimensional portal under his feet.

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Meanwhile in one particular evil villain's lair a certain evil someone was watching television...

"Breaking news, early this morning an unidentified assailant coaxed beloved jolly man Father Christmas from his dwelling and kidnapped him without even leaving a single clue. Police are baffled by this daring attempt at destroying Christmas..."

While a certain someone was picking his ear, they pricked up as he heard the news reader "Father Christmas missing, now how will I find an excuse to send Zen dynamite on Christmas Eve and then get drunk at the New Year's Bash...damn it... I'll find jolly old saint nick and become an evil hero...then steal all their stuff in the night..." With that Zalak jumped to his feet, grasped the Platinum Tiger Claws (which he stole from Dav Spathi while he slept... and then drew a moustache on his face) and slashed a portal in the air and jumped through, heading for "Christmas Town".

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Meanwhile Dav Strife and Ashura Dragoon where playing cards with Craxte and a random tree when Aaron came running into the room at a hyper speed, ran up the walls, in circles on the ceiling and climbed up the random tree and squawked like a bird.

"She's been on the Megalixers again..." Ashura sighed as he rose from his seat and grabbed the Aaron Catcher Net 3000 from the corner and chased her around the room. Dav and Craxte meanwhile continued to play cards and then Craxte poked Dav in the eye and slipped a good card from inside his robe and won the game.

"What the hell was that for?"

"I do not know, I felt compelled to perform an act of great evil upon you " He lowered his hood and bashed himself on the head with the random tree, fainted and then returned to his seat a nanno-second later "I now feel compelled to perform another undeserved act of great evil upon you" Craxte finished his sentence by punching Dav in the face, kicking him in the shin, poking his other eye, smacking him with a baseball bat and then flapped his arms and took off out of an open window, crashing into power lines in the distance.

Ashura returned to his seat with a rather frisky Aaron clad in a straight jacket, a face mask and a pair of fluffy pink fox ears for the fun of it, contained in an Obsidian metal cage.

"I just heard from Aaron during her three minutes of constant babble, of which she never took a breath once, about a crime that has been committed"

"...What did... she say?" Dav panted while holding ice packs over each eye.

"She said as I quote... OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHYOULLNEVERGUESSWHATHAPPENEDINCHRISTMASTOWNTHISMORNINGSOMEONEKIPNAPPEDSANTYCLAUSEIWONDERIFHEREALLYHASCLAWSBUTANYWAYCHRISTMASWILLBERUINEDSOSOMEONEHASTODOSOMETHING!"

Dav stared at Ashura in disbelief as he donned an oxygen mask to help him breathe. "What the hell?"

"I said that she said OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHYOULLNEVERGUESSWHATHAPPENEDINCHRISTMASTOWNTHISMORNINGSOMEONEKIPNAPPEDSANTYCLAUSEIWONDERIFHEREALLYHASCLAWSBUTANYWAYCHRISTMASWILLBERUINEDSOSOMEONEHASTODOSOMETHING!"

Again Dav stared at the warrior who again had an oxygen mask around his head.

"In other words, Santa Clause was kidnapped this morning by Halloween Town's Oogie Boogie"

"Eh? How'd you know Oogie did it?"

"I read the script, its right here in line 57"

"Way to go" Dav and Ashura gave a high five. The author walks in with a giant fish called Larry.

"OI! Stop cheating you lazy idiots, get back to work!" The author then slapped Ashura and Dav in the face with the big fish and then by theory magically disappeared in a flash of smoke from a smoke bomb he threw to the floor while shouting "Goodbye gentlemen". However he did not as he remained stood in the same place instead of escaping, staring blankly at the wall ahead of him pretending he didn't exist in the room.

"...Okay, lets go find Santa Clause and save Halloween!" Dav shouted enthusiastically as he leaped into the air and smacked the ceiling which broke and caved in on top of his head. He then stood back up as if nothing had happened despite rubble and dust all over his clothes and in his hair.

"...You mean Christmas"

"...Whatever!"

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Meanwhile Zalak wondered around Halloween Town taking in the gloriously evil sights, sounds and smells all the while not realising he was walking right into a three foot tall witch. He proceeded to trample her under his boots and then felt the sudden urge to tap dance and the witch repeatedly cried in pain but Zalak continued to dance until the witch stood back up and yelled at him in a very low squeaky voice.

"How dare you touch the Mighty Witch Queen of Wensleydale Cheese! I shall put a hex on you deary, a terrible hex!" She began to wave her stumpy arms erratically in the air while chanting the incantation "Ipple Dipple Ugly Old Cripple, Gipple Pipple Squashy Needy Nipple..." but before the old cronecould finish her incantation Zalak ate her in one bite.

"Tastes like Chicken... I think I'll destroy this place, it looks evil but the people look no worse than MAS in the morning...SIN CABBAGE!" Thousands of cabbages fell out of the sky and landed on top of him as he tried his strongest attack.

"..The curse, every time I try and say my attack name with both Sin and Carnage, it comes out as Sin Cabbage..." Again he is pummelled by a large quantity of green vegetables. "Damn it, I like my Sin Carnage attack..." However no cabbages fell as he was expecting. "HA! Take that, the curse wore off, Sin Cabbage, Sin Cabbage, Sin Cabbage...ahaahaha...oh no..."A huge cabbage rolled over him repeatedly and then disappeared from view.

"...Broccoli!" Zalak yelled in frustration and sure enough a massive amount of the horrible tree shaped greenery fell on top of him. "Long day... long day"

Will Dav, Ashura and Zalak actually find Father Christmas or end up in other hilarious situations and what will the curse do next? Find out in Chapter 2!