INUYASHA MEET 5TH GRADER KAGOME

By: Complete Ediot

Disclaimer: I don't own this show. I also don't own or want to own Barney although if I did Barney wouldn't be alive right now.

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Ch.6

'Where am I?' thought little Kagome. She seemed to be floating through a purplish-black void. Meanwhile big Kagome was wondering where the little her could be.

"Where could that little brat be?" said big Kagome.

All of a sudden little Kagome came out of thin air.

"Who did you call a brat!"

"You cause you are a brat."

"I'm not the brat you are. Remember I'm you so your calling yourself the brat. So ha!"

"JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!"

"Make me."

"I will."

"I would like to see you try."

"Okay you asked for it."

All of a sudden Kagome got a pencil and drew a hammer.

"DIE!"

Little Kagome dodge the attack and she got a pencil and drew a chainsaw.

"NO! YOU DIE!"

Little Kagome ran and almost hit Kagome and they both got against each other with their weapons. Kagome broke her hammer so she drew Barney.

"I love you, you love me..."

"DIE MOTHER FUCKER! I HATE YOU!"

Little Kagome killed Barney and big Kagome drew a bomb. Then little Kagome threw down the chainsaw.

"Fuck this chainsaw, I'm gonna use this."

Little Kagome drew a bazuka and big Kagome grab the chainsaw. They went against each other in a fierce battle.

Meanwhile, Inuyasha and the crew was watching the whole battle outside of the computer.

"Damn I didn't know Kagome could fight like that!" exclaimed Miroku

"She could be a good demon slayer if she picked a better weapon." said Sango.

"At least the wrench is good for something besides looking for jewel shards." said Inuyasha.

'I hope Kagome survives.' thought Inuyasha.

"I don't know who to root for." said Shippo.

"I miss little and big Kagome!" exclaimed Shippo.

Shippo started to cry. Sango took him in her arms.

"It's gonna be okay Shippo, don't worry."

Sango comforted Shippo. Back in the computer, they were still fighting. Then big Kagome blocked her.

"Why are we fighting?"

"Because I'm bored and I have nothing else better to do."

'Why me?' thought big Kagome. Then Kagome got an idea. Then little Kagome shot her bazuka.

"DIE!"