Has the Universe Gone Insane?
Disclaimer: I do not own Danny Phantom, that honor belongs to Butch Heartman. (bows to him several times)
Now it has come to my attention that the story down there is to confusing so I have written an introduction that hopefully will clarify things.
There are infinite numbers of universes in constant fluctuation with each other. Most of the time these parallel worlds never meet. But once every millennium or so a world emerges that constantly shifts and moves, frequently overlapping with other worlds and absorbing some of their characteristics. Because of this constant changing and sudden appearances and disappearances, these worlds are seen as quite random in nature.
In the story you are about to read, one such world overlaps another non-random world and chaos ensues.
When this happens one of few things may happen. There is either no apparent similarities to be seen between the two worlds, or they are a mirror image of each other.
We get the mirror. Well, now I shall introduce the characters.
Danny Fenton/Phantom- a normal 14-year old boy who just so happens to have ghost powers.
Dannie Fenton/Phantom- a not-as-normal 14 year old girl who just so happens to have ghost powers. She is cocky, arrogant, brilliantly smart in her own way, has anger issues, and is in all do respects insane.
Samantha "Sam" Manson- independent-minded friend to Danny Fenton.
Samantha "Sammie" Manson- thick-headed friend to Dannie Fenton. She is peppy, happy-go-lucky, loves pink, talks almost constantly, is always smiling, and should have been born blonde.
Tucker Foley- geeky, techno maniac friend of Danny Fenton.
Tuck Foley- a ninja warrior with an attitude and is rather prone to violence. He had his windpipe slashed while he was young by a rival ninja clan so he can't speak, which is more than can be said for the poor ninjas.
Dash Baxter- very big, very stupid bully around Casper High. Has a special knack for picking on Danny.
Flash Baxter- very strong, honorable member of a warped version of the knights of the old republic. He has special talent with the plasma sword, and is secretly in love with Dannie, though he still thinks her quite crazy and a bit insane.
Paullina- snooty, prissy, pain-in-thy-neck, popular girl. Quite literally queen of Casper High.
Pauline- your normal Goth. She films most of the battles, edits out seconds of the action, and sells them to the press for a pretty penny. She is also the team treasurer, and is in charge of the can't-spend-this-money-cause-we-are-saving-for-a-totally-tricked-out-battle-vehicle-with-kicken-speaker-system-to-deafen-baddies-and-everyone-else-within-a-four-block-radious fund, she is also in charge of the so-we-won't-starve-to-death-when-our-parents-kick-us-out-on-the-street-come-graduation fund, which has a slightly higher payoff that the former.
Kwan- village idiot
Quinton "Quin"- guineas. Technical specialist and strategy expert of the team.
So on with the story!
It started out as a nice, quiet, normal day for Danny Fenton.
"Ha! Eat hot Ghost Ray, scumbag!" yelled Danny as he blasted an aluminum plated ghost around the sky over the city off Aminy Park.
Or at least normal for Danny anyhow.
This morning Danny was currently in the middle of stuffing Skulker into the Fenton Thermos. And he wasn't going quietly.
"No way are getting me in that tiny prison this time, Ghost Child!" Skulker shouted as he shot off a few dozen rockets, five different lasers, two bricks, several m-80's, and a few sonic blasts that sounded suspiciously like a car alarm. (note: it had been a long battle and he was running low on ammo)
As soon as the smoke cleared Danny became un-intangible, yawned, and proceeded to beat the consciousness out of our metal suited friend here.
Just as Danny managed to put the cap back on the thermos, the school bell rang.
"Ahhh! I'm going to be late again!" shouted Danny as he sped off towards Casper High.
He reached it just as last bell stopped ringing. Danny descended to the boys restroom where he changed back into his human form and ran for class as fast as he could. But (and of course there's always a "but") he ran smack into a girl just coming round a strategically placed corner. Both fell to the floor.
"Hey! Watch were your going, creep!" yelled Danny (he's doing a lot of yelling today isn't he?)
"You watch were I'm going, jerk!" the girl yelled back. It was at this time Danny got a good look at her.
"Paullina?" Danny asked confused. She did look exactly like Paullina, only this Paullina was wearing nothing but black, a shirt with a skull on it, heavy boots, had her hair up in two spiked buns on the side of her head, wore heavy black eyeliner and lipstick, had three piercing in her right eyebrow, a Chinese dragon tattoo curled around her right arm, and a look that said 'talk to me and die.'
"No! It's Paulline. Get it right, mortal." snapped the girl.
"Okay, Paulline, what's with the look?" asked Danny picking himself up.
"What's the matter, freak boy, never seen a Goth before?"
"It's not that… wait! When did you go Goth?"
"I've always been Goth, moron. Huh, you must be new. When did you get here?"
"Uh, I've always been here."
"Okay… well I can't stand here and talk crazy all day. I've got classes to get to and people to glare indifferently at." with that she turned past him and continued on down the hall.
While this cheerful little conversation was going on, over on the other side of the school more weirdness was happening.
Local bullies Dash Baxter and Kwan something-or-other were in the process of removing some rarely used books from their lockers, when around another strategically placed corner came a very dark figure.
Dash looked up and noticed him. "Whoa, dude. What happened to Foley?"
Kwan shrugged "I don't know."
The boy who was currently walking up the hall could in fact count for Tucker's double. That is if it wasn't for the full-length ninja suit, complete with gloves and boots, and long flowing black scarf rapped around his throat. He had a hat on just like the one Tucker wears, only this one was pitch black. His clothing also had numerous dark stains that looked rather similar to blood.
"I bet he still fits in a locker though." chuckled Dash and started towards him Kwan closely behind.
"Hey, Foley." Dash teased as he stopped in front of him. The boy just stood and stared at them, no emotion crossing his face.
"You know what we're go'na do?"
The boy shook his head.
"We're going to see if it's possible to fix you and that lame get-up into a locker after you've gotten your daily wedgie." Dash replied smirking a rather nasty, not-very-nice smirk.
The boy's face was still emotionless.
A few short and painful moments latter, Kwan had his underwear over his face and was hanging by his shoelaces from a ceiling fan, while Dash was stripped down to his shorts and stuffed inside a random locker. His clothe were neatly folded and setting innocently in the recycling bin under the latest issue of Kung Fu Monthly.
So what do you think? Good? Funny? Terrible? Tell me. Please.