Hey There Munchkin Hey by Jessica Sechs AKA Sexii Hunny Angel Pot Pie Xanga

Harry was still a virgin. Draco was almost sure of it. This he saw, in his crystal ball! Trelawney had been very excited that he was able to see anything at all; it was a rare occurrence. A rare occurrence for her, that is. Draco, of course, had been too much of a gentleman to tell her exactly what he had seen, though he had had the most horrible temptation to spread the news throughout the Slytherin dormitory. Draco spread a lot of things in the Slytherin dormitory, often, namely, himself: Draco was no virgin.

But this was different, this was important. This was Harry.


What Draco Saw:

Harry was washing his hair when he felt the presence. He generally bathed late in order to avoid the other boys, but on this night, to his surprise, Seamus had shown up when he was half-way through. He was surprised and instantly fearful, for you see, Harry was tremendously intimidated by Seamus, who was more generously endowed than most giants, horses and winged Appalachian goat farmers, not to mention every other boy in the school. That was, according to Seamus, on the last bit. Harry, of course, had not seen the genitals of every other boy in the school, but he wouldn't put it past Seamus to have. He was quite the slut. Or so everyone said, except Harry, who wouldn't know anyway. There was another reason why he feared Seamus. Though he was not of great physical stature, Seamus had a penchant for sexual harassment and horseplay. Additionally, it was an established truth in the school that Seamus intended to deflower any classmate that rivaled him in either size or prowess. Though Harry was admittedly…inexperienced, he had good reason to avoid showering with the rest of his male peers, namely Seamus.

"So Harry…you like to suck cock?" Harry turned around, desperately clasping a shampoo bottle over his privates.

"Er… Hi, Seamus."

Suddenly Draco materialized in the mist of the shower room.
"Death Eaters! In the school! Run!"

Seamus took off with a shrill scream, but, as Draco had known he would, Harry stayed his ground, staring at Draco disbelievingly.

"Are you a virgin, Harry?"
"Uhh…" Harry paused, considering his predicament. "Yeah. Yeah I am."
"Perfect." Draco's apparition vanished, returning his consciousness to the astronomy tower.

Draco stood up then, excited and touched. He had a date in the Gryffindor shower room after all.