Chapter 2: Lover's Quarrel
He compiled. "Mmmm," moaned Jean, her vuvla stretching widely. "Wait, they all won't fit, wait, I know." Jean motioned to her rump. "Put half of them in there, she said," winking. Soon, all five weiners were in. "Umph, um, uhhh, we're having sex," said wither. "Yes, I agree," said Jean as they had sex. Your front feel so good, but not as good as your rump." Wither moaned. "I'm gonna-" "Me too!"
They both exploded. Ugh, that was great? We should go on another date soon. "Wait, I think I'm pregnant." "It's a boy," said the docotr. What should we name him, said Jean, hugging her husband. The name of the human you ate on your first date was named Alex. "Actually, Wither-kun, I have confession." Alex pulled off her dragon head she had been wearing." Also, it was I who made you. I was lonely and you are cute. "Whaaaaaat?" Cried the wither. You are human. I must kill, but I love you. Please. You can keep calling me Jean. I love you too. Jean swung her diamond sword at the docotr, who cried out. The wither hurled a skull, which exploded. They were both bored, so killed the doctor.
It was Alex. The baby's name should be Alex. He should have your last name. "Jones?" said Simmon. "Wait, I know. He should have both our first names, and we shall send him to that place in the portal. Earth." "Let's flip an emerald. Heads it's Alex Jones, tails it's Jean Simmons." The emrald spun. Wither shot a skull at it.
"Hey, no cheating!" "It's not cheating. It's Alex. Alex Jones. He will be a leader among men. Hm, he really likes the letter Q block" "Yes he do," said Jean. There were a stack of alphabet blocks nearby. "Hahahahahahahaha it's beautiful name." The emerald landed on heads. We shall send him to earth, because he looks human and I might eat him. I might eat you, "wither said, toxic vile goo dripping from his dead flesh, winking seduction." Mm, I like this. Fade to black….