Disclaimer: You know the drill. Crazy Teenagers…. Don't own anything… BE WARNED.

Sam: Yay to our lovely reviewers. We worship you. Teehee. Juuust for you folks, we're gonna write a second chapter. And it's gonna get real weird from here on in. Crude humor. What would the world be without it? Boring and Holy. Except Holy Socks, those are fun to make sock puppets with.

Ed: Just shut up and get on with it.

Sam: Bite me.

Alex: Wait… aren't you like one of Ed's stalkers/fan girls?

Sam: Pipe down you! XD On with the show!

Chapter 2: The Prophet of Lior Part Doux. Or Two. Whatever.

Al was running away from the crazy peoples of Lior…. Poor, poor Al. It's not his fault he's so tall and klutzy. Anyway, Al was following Ed, and that darn bartender was chasing after him.

"Come back here, ya punk! You broke my radio!" The loser of a bartender yelped, "Now how am I going to listen to that dreamy, dreamy man?" He gave out a sigh of depression.

"Big brother, that man is scaring me." Al looked over his shoulder at the bartender… who for some reason was carrying a broken glass.

"Pipe down and run." Ed sighed, looking u at the very near temple, "We're almost there. Maybe we can alchemitize something to get rid of him."

"You mean Transmute, Big brother?" Al corrected.

"I mean what I said. Shut up, go away… no one likes you." Ed muttered. Silly Ed, making up words.

They reached the gates of the temple grounds as two Lior cultists grabbed the bartender, "Where are you going so fast? You look suspicious. ALMOST LIKE A STATE ALCHEMIST!"

"What are you talking about, Bernie… we're best friends." The bartender defended.

"I don't think so." Bernie laughed, "Come with me, Edward Elric. Fullmetal Alchemist."

"No, you dumbass, THAT was The Fullmetal Alchemist." He even said to me earlier.

"What do you take me or, an idiot? Like I can't tell that you're Edward Elric." Bernie laughed triumphantly.

Bernie takes the bartender away, Ed and Al are just staring. "Well, that works." Ed shrugged, walking into the temple. They are in a waiting room, with a reception desk and secretary. Some may recognize her as Rose, but who's to say?

"May I help you boys?" Rose looked up from her 'Pile of Paperwork' Which was basically just covering some book she was reading.

"We're looking for Father Cornello." Ed looked at Rose suspiciously.

"I'm sorry, but Father is currently busy at the moment." Rose said, as the intercom buzzed. Rose let out a sigh and press the button thingy that turned the intercom on, "Yes, Sir?"

"Yo, Rose ma homie. Could ya pick me up some Hellsing DVDs? It's getting dull up here. Also could you pick me up some more of the special magazines? You know… Right?"

"Of course, Father. But how is that Miracle of mine coming along?"

"Just lovely, Home dog. Uhm… Freckles will be up and running around within a few days."

"I can't wait to see my beloved hamster again!" Rose's eyes shinned, off in her own little dream world.

"Sure… Remember the magazines." Cornello grinned.

Ed and Al looked at each other, then back at Rose. "He sure does sound busy." Al sarcastically chuckled.

"And what about those 'Special Magazines?" Ed giggled.

"Everything the Father orders and does is Holy. Do not doubt him." Rose answered protectively.

"And I suppose this magazine lying here on the table, with the naked chick is, 'Holy'?" Ed held in his laughter.

Rose remained speechless for several seconds. "He'll see you in a minute."

"Thank you, sucker." Ed grinned.

"LOOK! DDR!" AL bounced up and down as he ran toward the videogame… a little to fast. That klutzy Al and his breaking of things. If you saw an Al head on screen., what do you think the game wants you to do? Totally not hyper right now.

Ed sighs as Al pulls his head out of the screen and moves over to the oddly placed machine next to the now broken one. Ed is reading a magazine. NOT A PORNO Mag. It's… Alchemy Today.

INTERMISSION! (AKA. We're tired and have to go to bed. Nighters.))

Sam: Be proud of it. Making up of words is my specialty. Now review before I alchemtize you! XD

Al: Does she ever shut up?

Alex: Nope, I don't think so my counterpart. It's amazing her mouth hasn't worn out yet.

Ed: Ah geez.

Sam: I looooooove you Ed.

Al: So do about a billion other fan girls.

Sam: Well then, we'll just have to share him them. And you too, honey bear. XD