Raine: Hey aren't you writing a little too much in one-day?
CBA: I got nothing better to do even though it is 12:00am
Raine: So you are writing your third chapter because you are bored?
CBA: yep! (Colette comes in)
Colette: Hi everyone! (Trips on a book and falls on laptop and unplugs USB cord). Ops, sorry!
Raine: Colette, tell me why you are such a big klutz?
Colette: Because I am, Oh yea who's going to win this chapter?
CBA: Wait until I finished this chapter and you will see.
Raine: Colette, did you know that you and Presea are both nearly the same at cooking?
Colette: Yep!
CBA: Please let me write, I'm already stressed out!
Colette: Ok (goes silent for a while). Professor Raine, aren't you going to say the disclaimers?
Raine: I almost forgot about that. (Clears throat) CBA does not own TOS Namco does.
CBA: Are you going to say that every time a chapter starts?
Raine: Yep!
Colette: Let's begin the story!
CBA: God…
Chapter three Colette VS PreseaColette was sitting by the windowsill obviously thinking about what she was going to cook. She began to look through her bag for the recipe book.
"Hmmmm… Pineapple curry, potato salad… What am I going to cook?" Colette wondered in a curious voice.
In the other room Presea was also wondering about what she was going to cook.
"Pineapple curry should be fine and easy to make." Said Presea in a calm voice. Presea thought she might need some practice so she headed for the kitchen.
Colette had finally found her recipe, it was pineapple curry, and then Colette skipped towards the kitchen to practice just like Presea.
"Pineapple, rice, carrot…and a little bit of seasoning" said Presea in a monotone. Colette came in and saw Presea in the kitchen practicing.
"Hi Prese-Ahhh!" said Colette tripping over a spatula. Colette fell on the pineapple that eventually turned into mush.
"Hello Colette." Replied Presea. Then Lloyd and Genis walked into the kitchen obviously looking for food.
"Hey do any of you have any food I'm starved?" said Lloyd in a hungry manner while rubbing his stomach. Genis who was also rubbing his stomach looked at the curry Presea made.
"P…P…Presea? Can I have some of the pineapple curry you made?" asked Genis in a friendly but shy way.
"Sure…" with that she dumped some of the food into a bowl and gave it to Lloyd and Genis then she walked out of the kitchen. When Colette saw this she began to get envious.
"Lloyd will you try some of my cooking if I made some?" asked Colette. Lloyd who was stuffing his face with curry looked at Colette in a happy way.
"Sure! As long as it isn't as bad as the professors cooking." Replied Lloyd. Colette gave a big smile as she walked up to the stove.
"I promise you my cooking won't be as bad as the professor's!" With that, Colette picked up a spatula and began to cook.
Few minutes later Colette managed to finish cooking. And she placed them into a bowl.
"Here Lloyd, try some- AHHHH!" When Colette was walking to Lloyd she slipped on a pineapple peel and spilt the hot curry over Lloyd and Genis, who were now yelling in pain because of the curry.
"Hot! Hot! Hot!" exclaimed Lloyd. Steam was coming out of his head.
"I'll cool you down Lloyd-HOT! HOT!" said Genis who was also jumping up and down because of the heat, mean while Colette just lay on the floor with her head flat onto the floor.
"Icicle!" Yelled Genis. Then a big Icicle hit Lloyd and Genis and they eventually cooled down.
"Hey Colette your cooking isn't that bad!" said Lloyd licking the curry from him shirt.
"Next time Colette, please walk and don't skip or else Yuan might be your next victim." Said Genis.
After a few hours have passed, Colette and Presea walked off to the Coliseum for the cooking battle. But when they got there they realized they were late because of their practice so the announcer skipped everything and went straight to the cooking.
"Pineapples, rice…" Presea read out from a sheet of paper, Presea was having a hard time trying to peel the pineapple since she wasn't so good with fruits. Colette was also reading her ingredients out at the same time, but Colette was having an easier time cooking.
Time passed by and they managed to finish cooking they presented the pineapple curry to Yuan who had to judge the cooking.
'God I hope these aren't as bad as Zelos's cooking' thought Yuan. Yuan tried to put his spoon into the curry when all of a sudden the Gnomelettes came out from nowhere and devoured the curry in few seconds.
"SPICY! SPICY!" said a Gnomelette after eating Colette and Presea's curry.
"You idiots did a good job," said another one and with that they walked off. In the background poor Yuan was crushed by the stampede of Gnomelettes who were trying to get the curry. Unfortunately the Gnomelettes saw some curry still left on the saucepan so they rushed over to devour that as well, on the way the Gnomelettes trampled over Yuan.
"These are both soooo good!" said the Gnomelettes. Then they ran back to the temple of earth stepping on Yuan once more.
"The match is a draw!" Yelled the announcer. Kratos walked over to Yuan and just looked down at him.
"Aren't you going to help me up or anything?" Asked Yuan.
"This was your idea of being part of the insane activity. But I might as well." Kratos said giving Yuan a hand.
The match was a draw and everyone headed back to the Inn for a rest.
PreviewNext chapter Genis and Regal are fighting for the cooking competition's first place. But is Genis doing this for Presea or for himself? Find out…