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" What...the...fuck?" Tsubaki managed. She then sighed and dragged Kakashi onto her bed. He has some what of a fever. " Thats what happens when you drink too much sake." she muttered.

For the rest of the night, she slept on her computer chair. It took her a while to fall asleep because her mind kept going over what exactally happened just then.

Chapter 8: The Rumors Begin

When Kakashi awoke, he had a major headache. He looked around with a confused expression on his face.

" Where the hell am I," he asked thin air. " And why is my mask off!"

" Ain't my fault if you get drunk..." Tsubaki said sleepily, staring at him from her chair.

" Huh?" Kakashi asked with a confused expression.

" You... became drunk last night. Somehow, you got into my apartment, I don't know how. I walk into you, drunk... and then you fucking pass out!" she grumbled

" Oh, I'm sorry..." He apologised as he got up. She slammed him back down into the bed.

" Nuh-uh. You are not going anywhere. One, you might pass out again due to a major hang-over, and two... you have a major temperature." She snapped at him.

" No wonder I feel like shit..." he muttered

" Yeah, I know. I'm gonna go check on Sasuke and the others. If I catch you up, you won't like me very much..." she threatened. She turned on her heel and stalked out. Kakashi watched her, grinned, and got up and jumped out of the window.

Tsubaki was walking to the training center. She kept hearing murmurs and whispers behind her. When she got to the training center, she heard arguing.

" Not him again..." Naruto murmured

" This should be interesting." Sasuke answered.

" Whats going on?" Tsubaki said inbetween them, catching them by surprise.

" That guy, over there..." Sakura murmured. Tsubaki looked over to the far corner and saw three kids standing in a corner. One was a blond girl with a gigantic fan. The other two were guys, one had purple markings on his face, and the other had inferno red hair.

" Geez... the circus in town or something?" Tsubaki sniggered.

" No.. that is Gaara of the Sand and his group... my guess is that they are here for the Jounin Exams..." Sasuke explained.

" Joyful..." Tsubaki said sarcastically. Garra glared over his shoulder at Naruto. Naruto returned the glare, and walked out. Tsubaki followed Naruto out.

" I take it that you don't like him very much..." Tsubaki said. Naruto answered with a hmm. " Ah, don't worry about him, blondie. I'm sure he will kick your ass!" Tsubaki laughed.

" Hey! I'm not going to lose to Gaara! If anyone is going to kick ass, its me!" Naruto snapped

" Yeah, ok... whatever you say, dunce." Tsubaki replied and walked away.

" HEY! GET BACK HERE!" Naruto yelled after her.

All around her, Tsubaki kept hearing whispers directed at her. She simply walked past everyone into the bath house, with Naruto at her heel.

Tsubaki slipped into the steaming water. She sighed at the major relief. After a while, Naruto gave up following and arguing with her. He went to go find Konohamaru and his two little friends.

She heard the sliding door open and she opened one eye to see 3 figures walking in.

" Sakura, I hope you don't expect Sasuke to be on the boys side..." Ino snickered

" Ino, you hentai! I'm not like you, sneaking into his apartment!" Sakura snapped. Tsubaki thought, ' Oh great... company...'

" I hope you guys are kidding..." Hinata said while blushing.

" I am, but I'm not sure if Sakura is." Ino said.

" I see that you two are tourturing each other again..." Tsubaki said

" Oh, Tsubaki-sensai! I didn't know that you were in here!" They all said.

" It is the only place where I can think straight..." Tsubaki chuckled.

Sakura, Ino and Hinata joined Tsubaki in the bath. They started discussing rumors going around the town. One of these rumors, that was mentioned by Hinata, caught Tsubaki's full attention.

" Uhm... I've heard about a rumor going around as well... Its about Kakashi-sensai." Hinata said

" Yeah... I have heard that he is going out with one of the other sensais!" Ino said.

" Hmm... maybe..." Sakura murmured

" Maybe, what?" Ino said

" Hmm... maybe she is your sensai, Hinata!" Sakura exclaimed. Tsubaki just shot her a mini glare.

" Ah! No, no, no. Kurenai-sensai is still single..." Hinata said

" Hmmm..." The 3 thirteen year olds said together.

" What if..." Ino said, cutting the moment's silence, " Kakashi isn't even straight!" Tsubaki started busting up laughing.

" Oh...Oh My God! Tha-that is the first I've heard anyone say that in a long time!" Tsubaki stuttered out while laughing. When she regained her composure, she continued, " N0, he is 100 straight. I should know, I was in his cell..."

" Really?" Sakura asked

" Yup, thats how I know him so well. Nah, he is just a hentai, thats all." Tsubaki answered. Thats when she heard a twig snap.

" Get down!" Tsubaki sneered to Sakura and the others. Tsubaki ran and got her pants and top on. She cautiously walked over to the wall seperating them from the boy's side. She jumped to the top of the wall, and saw Jiraiya trying to peek on them. He didn't notice Tsubaki until she jumped on him.

" BAKA HENTAI!" she screamed while punching the crap out of him. Naruto heard the ruckus and ran to see what was going on. All he saw was Jiraiya laying on the ground, unconsious.

Tsubaki said good-bye to the others and left the bath house. She was near her apartment when Sakura came running up behind her.

" I almost forgot, Tsubaki." Sakura panted.

" Yes, what is it?" Tsubaki said.

" I have also heard another rumor about Kakashi-sensai." She stopped and continued, " Its a fresh one... I have heard that you and Kakashi are in love, is it true?"

Tsubaki was silent for a good minute. Then she replied, " No... I don't think so..."

Tsubaki left Sakura and continued to her apartment. She thought to herself. The night was quiet. Instead of going straight to her apartment, she thought of going to Rin's burial grounds. When she got there, she saw someone kneeling near the tombstone.

" I thought I told you to stay in bed, Kakashi." Tsubaki said. He turned around quickly, startled.

" Oh... I'm sorry, Tsubaki." He answered. He got up slowly and walked over to Tsubaki. " I'm going to go back to my house. I'll talk to you tomorrow."

She simply nodded as he left. She turned to the stone and sighed. She murmured, " Nah, he is probably still in love with Rin..."

Hentai pervert

Baka stupid; idiot

Please R+R tyty, Chapter 9 preveiw: A prophet done up by the 4th Hokage suddenly appears in front of Tsunade... but what does it have to do with Sasuke and Tsubaki?

Chapter 9: The Prophet