Malcolm In The Middle
Scene 1
Reece is messing with Malcolm's things so he goes to his Mom, meanwhile Duey is planning to get in the midst of the fight.
Malcolm: Mom Reece is messing with my stuff
Lois: Reece get off of Malcolm's stuff
Reece: But mom, he messed with my stuff first
Dewey: Both of you need to shut up
Malcolm: Shut up Dewey, stay out of it
Dewey: Hey stop that, Mom Malcolm is painting on my face
Lois: Malcolm I'm gonna ground you for the rest of your life if you don't stop what you're doing.
Malcolm: Fine, then I'll just throw out your cleaning tools
Lois: Malcolm drop the cleaning tools right now before I take away all your privileges
Scene 2
Malcolm takes the tools and runs out of the door. His Mom chases after him like a hawk stalking its prey. Malcolm locks himself in the tool shed.
Lois: Malcolm if you don't get out of that tool shed then I'm gonna have to go in there after you, and I know you don't want that to happen.
Malcolm: No, I'm not letting you in, Reece should be the one in trouble, he's the one that always is doing things.
Lois: Duh, you don't think I know that, we just blame you because we know Reece would cry.
Malcolm: Reece is a cry baby. Oh wait till I tell everyone in school.
Lois: Ok you do that, but will you give me my tools back, I hid 10,000 dollars in there and I kind of want it back.
Malcolm: Oh really
Scene 3
Malcolm is trying to find the money. Meanwhile Lois is changing the hiding space of the money. She hides it in the piano. She knows he'll never look there.
Reece: Malcolm what are you doing
Malcolm: I'm not telling you, you're the one that got me in trouble in the first place.
Reece: How did you get in trouble for telling Mom that I was messing with your stuff.
Malcolm: Well, I don't know, but I know that I know something you don't.
Reece: Tell me before I beat you up
Malcolm: You can't even beat up Dewey.
Reece grabs Malcolm's neck and starts to choke him. Lois walks in on the fight and pushes them both against the wall.
Lois: Can't you guys go one day without fighting.
Malcolm and Reece: Yeah, I bet you 50 dollars we could
Lois: I see your bet and raise you 50 more
Malcolm: Alright, Reece and I won't fight at all tomorrow, and you'll give us our money. Good deal
Scene 4
Malcolm and Reece think that they won't fight if they both don't get up from bed.
Malcolm: Dewey, go get me a soda and some pizza
Reece: Get me some to.
Dewey: Just wait till I tell Mom that you guys are playing hookie.
Malcolm: You don't have the guts to.
Dewey: MOM, MALCOLM AND REECE ARE PLAYING HOOKIE. There I said it, what are you gonna do.
Malcolm: Let's get him.
Lois comes in and breaks up the fight. She grounds both Malcolm and Reece and takes away the 100 dollars.
Malcolm: Mom that's not fair, Reece and I weren't fighting each other.
Lois: You bet me you wouldn't fight at all. So I took your Malcolm In The Middle
Scene 1
Reece is messing with Malcolm's things so he goes to his Mom, meanwhile Duey is planning to get in the midst of the fight.
Malcolm: Mom Reece is messing with my stuff
Lois: Reece get off of Malcolm's stuff
Reece: But mom, he messed with my stuff first
Dewey: Both of you need to shut up
Malcolm: Shut up Dewey, stay out of it
Dewey: Hey stop that, Mom Malcolm is painting on my face
Lois: Malcolm I'm gonna ground you for the rest of your life if you don't stop what you're doing.
Malcolm: Fine, then I'll just throw out your cleaning tools
Lois: Malcolm drop the cleaning tools right now before I take away all your privileges
Scene 2
Malcolm takes the tools and runs out of the door. His Mom chases after him like a hawk stalking its prey. Malcolm locks himself in the tool shed.
Lois: Malcolm if you don't get out of that tool shed then I'm gonna have to go in there after you, and I know you don't want that to happen.
Malcolm: No, I'm not letting you in, Reece should be the one in trouble, he's the one that always is doing things.
Lois: Duh, you don't think I know that, we just blame you because we know Reece would cry.
Malcolm: Reece is a cry baby. Oh wait till I tell everyone in school.
Lois: Ok you do that, but will you give me my tools back, I hid 10,000 dollars in there and I kind of want it back.
Malcolm: Oh really
Scene 3
Malcolm is trying to find the money. Meanwhile Lois is changing the hiding space of the money. She hides it in the piano. She knows he'll never look there.
Reece: Malcolm what are you doing
Malcolm: I'm not telling you, you're the one that got me in trouble in the first place.
Reece: How did you get in trouble for telling Mom that I was messing with your stuff.
Malcolm: Well, I don't know, but I know that I know something you don't.
Reece: Tell me before I beat you up
Malcolm: You can't even beat up Dewey.
Reece grabs Malcolm's neck and starts to choke him. Lois walks in on the fight and pushes them both against the wall.
Lois: Can't you guys go one day without fighting.
Malcolm and Reece: Yeah, I bet you 50 dollars we could
Lois: I see your bet and raise you 50 more
Malcolm: Alright, Reece and I won't fight at all tomorrow, and you'll give us our money. Good deal
Scene 4
Malcolm and Reece think that they won't fight if they both don't get up from bed.
Malcolm: Dewey, go get me a soda and some pizza
Reece: Get me some to.
Dewey: Just wait till I tell Mom that you guys are playing hookie.
Malcolm: You don't have the guts to.
Dewey: MOM, MALCOLM AND REECE ARE PLAYING HOOKIE. There I said it, what are you gonna do.
Malcolm: Let's get him.
Lois comes in and breaks up the fight. She grounds both Malcolm and Reece and takes away the 100 dollars.
Malcolm: Mom that's not fair, Reece and I weren't fighting each other.
Lois: You bet me you wouldn't fight at all. So I took your money.
Malcolm: You cheated, I knew I should of taped the conversation.
Lois: Well, you wouldn't have won anyway, I told Dewey to tell on you. I'm giving him five bucks.
Dewey: Actually I want 50
Lois: Dewey, honey, take the money before I don't give it to you.
Dewey: Done deal.
Lois: That'll teach Malcolm to bet me something