Scrubs: My Best Buddy
JD strolled down the halls of Sacred Heart, wondering about the many mysteries of life…as usual.
"Sometimes I wonder what makes a friend a friend. Is it what you have in common?"
Turk walks up to JD
"We on for the new Van Damme flick tonight S.V.B!" Turk asked
"Hey are you S.C.B! Of course I am! Hope it's as good as Street Fighter!" as he high-fived Turk and continued walking. Turk thinks to himself shaking his head.
"I hated Street Fighter…" he thought
JD kept on thinking to himself.
"Or maybe it's all the things that friend will do for you…" he thought as Elliot walked up to him with a paper bag. "Hey roomy, you forgot to pack your midday snack, so I took the liberty of putting some stuff in there…" she stated
JD rummaged through the bag and put on a goofy smile. He pulled a case of Dunkaroos out and jumped up in excitement. "Yes! I'm gonna get my dunking on" he sang loudly. He was about to open them when Elliot slapped his hand. "Ow!" he screamed. Everyone in the hospital stopped and looked at JD. "Not until 12…you don't need a sugar rush today. Remember the last time that happened?"
JD took a minute to think. He flashbacked to a moment where he was diagnosing a patient with a fatal disease. He was walking into the room drinking a Coke at 6 in the morning. He came in all tired but once he finished to soda, his eyes bugged out. HE began to tell the patient everything on the top of his head at an increasing rate.
"Sooooo…I'm in a bad relationship with some dumb girl who doesn't share my love of magic and unicorns and Dr. Cox is telling Elliot how much of a screw up she is and Turk is trying to convince me that you can see a ghost in the back round of this movie where as I argue there's a explanation for it and Carla won't get off his back about this baby thing, it gets quite annoying sometimes. It's great that I have someone to open up to sometimes. That's why I love being a doctor! Thanks for listing!" he said all in one big sentence. He walked out, but not before telling the patient "Oh yeah, you don't have much time left…sorry…" he said as he broke through the wall like a cartoon.
"How could I forget…that wall cost me $300 to fix…" JD said coming back to reality. "Well, I hope you enjoy it" Elliot said smirking. "Thanks…you the girl!" JD said stupidly. "Don't ever say that again…" she said walking off. JD continued walking.
"Perhaps it's when they're cool enough to tell you what they really think of you." As JD is walking, The Janitor passes by.
"You suck…" he says bluntly as he passes JD
"Gee…thanks for the compliment…" JD said sarcastically.
Out of nowhere JD slipped and slid down the hospital floor. HE screamed like a little girl in fear. It seemed as though he was flowing on a river of water around turns in the hospital. He passed by Dr. Cox who is talking to Dr. Kelso.
"Sprained ankle and a bruise on the head" said Dr. Cox trying to predict JD's injury after the ordeal. "Nah, I'm thinking a broken toe and a sore wrist…" said Dr. Kelso. "Wanna put 20 bucks on it?" Dr. Cox asked with a smirk.
JD continued his wild slide into the medical closet where he crashed into the door. He hit into a shelf a box of something was about to fall on him. JD thinks it might my needles or some dangerous hospital chemical. JD closes his eyes "Mommy…" . Then, a box of rubber gloves falls on him. The Janitor walks in. "I'm thinking of marketing that ride to the kids in the hospital, you know, give them a thrill or two. I think I'm gonna call it, The Ride of Never Make Sarcastic Remarks behind My Back. It has a nice ring to it…" JD looked around himself. "You might wanna change the end point…"
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