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It was just a normal day in Central. Everyone was going about their normal, everyday lives when all of a sudden...

"Hey everyone! I've got new pictures of my little girl to show you!"

(DUN DUN DUN!) Hughes came in.

The whole entire room groaned as Hughes went around, shoving pictures in everybody's faces. Roy came in and got one in his face immediately. After only a split-second, he snapped his fingers abd the little picture burst into flames. Pieces of the picture managed to escape the fire, but most of it fell to the ground as ash. Hughes fell to his knees as he saw his beloved picture fall. He started to cry waterfall tears and Roy just kept on walking.

"So, Hughes, you gonna stop throwing pictures at me?"

Hughes stood up...very slowly. He stared at the ground with a dark, grim shadow covering his face. Roy stared at him awkwardly, and then stiffened when Hughes looked up at him.

"You...burnt...my picture..."

Roy shrugged his shoulders and turned around. He was then attacked by a mob-wild Maes Hughes. He was acting like he was a rabid dog; biting and clawing and scratching and even making rabid noises. Roy was constantly yelling and screaming for someone to frickin' help him... but... they all turned around like nothing was happening. Then Roy just lost it and started to snap his fingers maniacally.

When the two were done fighting, they realized that where they were standing, wasn't standing itself. They saw that the whole building has been knocked down and burnt to the ground because of them. They stared at each other grimly and started throwing insults back and forth.

The Furher got there and broke the two up. He told both of them, "Look, if you can't get along in the Military, maybe you'll get along somewhere else." Roy stared at him, "What are you saying?"

"I'm saying you're fired!" he yelled. Roy and Maes both raised an eyebrow. They knew that you can't fire someone from the military...unless you're Roy and you burn him to the ground. The Furher finished, "You are no longer in my military! Now get out!"

"We are out--"

"NOW!"

"Okay okay!"

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They both sat on the corner glaring at each other. Hughes broke the silence they had by saying, "You know Roy, this is all your fault."

"Shaddup. You know it's yours."

"How so?"

(imitating) "Oh look at me! I'm Hughes! Wanna see pictures that I've been showing to you for three years straight!"

Hughes raised his eyebrow in disgust. Roy just giggled at his own impersonation as Maes stood up and whacked him on the head with a mallet that came out of nowhere.

"Thanks Sana."

"Oh you're very welcome Maes!"

He turned back to Roy and told him, "Okay, look, we're getting nowhere with arguing. We need to find ourselves a new job." Roy stared at him with a what the hell are you talking about? look on his face. Maes looked at him and replied to the look, "You know exactly what the hell I'm talking about. Now come on. A job won't find us."

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Yeah...don't ask about the whole Sana thing...it was just a joke. ;;

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