KP - All Grown Up?
AN: I got this idea after hearing Drakken say "My Teenage Foe" once too many on the music cd. I wondered what he would say if they weren't teens? This is that story, with a twist.
Chapter 1: The Plan(At Drakken's Lair)
Drakken growls, "Oh, how Kim Possible continues to vex me!"
Shego is filing the claws on her gloves and ignores him because she'd heard it all a hundred times.
Drakken growls, "Shego! Are you even listening to me?"
Shego nods and says in a bored tone, "Yes Dr. D, you were just complaining about Kim and how she vexes you."
Drakken looks at her in a surprised way as he had either complained too much in the same way or she'd really been paying attention. Either way, he was uncomfortable with the possible answer.
Drakken shouts, "What vexes me the most is that she is JUST a teenager! If she was older, I wouldn't mind being beaten by her!"
Shego puts down her file and turns towards him as she says, "Yeah? What are you going to do Dr. D? It isn't like you have some device that makes young people into old people."
Drakken is about to shout something back at Shego when he suddenly gets an idea and becomes quiet and this made Shego worry. She had seen Drakken get ideas that make him get quiet before and they never were any good.
Shego leans forward in her seat and says, "Dr. D? What is it?" before he shushes her and tells her to let him think which only lasts a few moments before he starts to talk to himself and laugh.
Shego can't make any sense of his sporadic mumblings to himself and is surprised when he finally rushes off as he shouts, "I have it! The perfect way to get those two out of our hair and force them to retire!"
Shego wonders what his plan is as she follows him and watches him dig through a bunch of devices until he pulls out what looks like a child's ring-toss toy with controls on it.
Drakken holds it up high over his head and dances with joy as he laughs before he shouts, "Shego! With a few modifications to this device, I will be able to make Kim Possible and that Buffoon of a sidekick retire long before we will ever have to!"
Shego looks confused and says, "What kind of lame-o plan do you have this time Dr. D?" Her frustration at not being able to figure out his idea was showing in her voice.
Drakken stops his joyful laughing and then says, "Shego! Your words hurt! This idea will get rid of the two of them without us resorting to any fancy traps that they will escape from. In fact... evil laughter when we are done, we are going to let them just walk out of here as far as they can walk under their own power."
Shego looks at Drakken in confusion before she says, "We are going to do WHAT?"
Drakken just does his patented evil laugh with a bewildered Shego watching on.
(Middleton)
Kim was eating in Bueno Nacho with her two friends, Ron Stoppable and Monique. Rufus was eating a Grande sized serving of nachos with extra cheese that Ron had gotten for him while Ron and Monique walked about wrestling.
It had only been two months since they hooked up after the defeat of Drakken trying to take over the world with the Diablo toys and she had loved every moment of being Ron's girlfriend. Not much had really changed it seemed to the casual observer for the two best friends and heroes to the world but Monique knew better.
To Monique, she could see that the two of them were taking it slow but the fire and passion that would burn bright and forever was there. All she could think was, "Finally, I thought those two would never realize what everyone else could see."
Kim and Ron would steal looks at each other like kids crushing on each other but even Monique knew that what they had was more than a crush, it was love, plain and simple. She had seen it in the eyes of her parents and even Kim's parents; this was a love that would endure just about anything.
Kim was about to say something when suddenly the kimmunicator did its familiar beeping to tell her that Wade was calling. She grabbed the small blue device and hit the 'on' switch that instantly brought the young genius onto the small screen.
Kim says, "What's the sitch, Wade?" While Ron and Monique stop talking about wrestling to find out what Wade had to say. Rufus didn't seem to pay attention and continued to happily eat his nachos.
Wade looks at his computer screen for a moment as he sips a soda before he turns his attention to Kim and says, "You've got a hit on the site Kim, looks like Drakken is back at it again."
Kim looks at Ron and he says, "Well, I guess we knew he would be back sooner later, but does it have to be now? I was just enjoying my..." He looks down and sees that Rufus had taken to eating his nachos as well, so he sighs and says, "Nevermind."
Kim looks back at Wade before she says, "What's he up to this time Wade?"
Wade types at his keyboard and the screen changes to a diagram of an assembly line, "He stole an entire assembly line and it is one of the most advanced ones on the planet."
Ron says, "Let me guess, he hit a toy company to get it."
Wade blinks in surprise as he says, "Yeah, Natuzumi Toys... How'd you know?"
Ron smiles as he is proud of his guess and says, "Easy, the last time stole something like that, it was from a toy company too."
Wade is still surprised that Ron even thought of that so he does a slow "ok..." before he says, "Anyway, I was able to track them to one of his old lairs. I guess he didn't think you'd look for him in one of the old lairs you've been in before."
Wade says, "This is the confusing part, it is the same one where you got Felix's wheelchair back from him, just not far from Middleton."
Ron says, "Maybe he's hurting for money after we busted his Diablo plan and needed someplace we haven't blown up yet?"
Kim looks at Ron questionly and says, "In a weird kinda way, that makes sense I guess..." before she looks back at Wade and says, "We're going to need a ride Wade, how soon can you set one up for us?"
Wade glances at his computer before he says, "I'll have one ready for you in 20 minutes."
Kim thinks that will be enough time to get home and change into their mission clothes and so she smiles at Wade and says "Please and Thank You" before signing off.
AN2: Ok, I know this chapter was a little short compared to some of my past stories but my first chapters are usually short anyway. Anyway, what do you think of Drakken's plan? Does anyone recognize the device Drakken is holding and from what episode? In case none of you do... I'll give you a big hint, Rufus 3000. Will Drakken's plan work? You'll just have to wait and see! LOL!