KP - All Grown Up?
AN: I got this idea after hearing Drakken say "My Teenage Foe" once too many on the music cd. I wondered what he would say if they weren't teens? This is that story, with a twist.
Chapter 2: Grande Awk-weird(Drakken's Lair just outside Middleton)
Drakken was moving about and laughing as he waited for Kim and her sidekick to fall into his trap! He was holding the modified device in his hands and the modifications looked like they'd been quickly done, so it looked somewhat delicate.
Shego was filing her claws and looking uninterested in Drakken until he says, "Shego! Just think! Soon our foes will be too old to crime fight anyone ever again!" She looks up and had so wanted to shut him up but it was in her contract not to shut him up whenever he was doing his villain laugh or whenever he was talking about some hair-brained idea.
Shego says, "Uh-huh, well I am still going to file this lame idea in the 'Failed' category right along with the thousands of other ideas you've come up with to get rid of them."
Drakken growls, "Shego! This time you will see! My plan will work! It is simplicity itself!"
Shego rolls her eyes and says, "Yeah, and so were the other hundred plans that you've come up with and they all failed too."
Drakken growls again before he says, "What can possibly go wrong? They show up and before they can do anything, we zap them with the Adultunator!"
Drakken holds up the device over his head and laughs briefly before lowering it back down and continues, "Before they know it, they'll be in their old age and even Kim Possible won't be able to handle you when she's so old she'll need a cane just to get around!"
Shego imagines Kim and Ron looking very old with white hair and barely able to stand. When she gets to the part of her imagination where Kim and Ron have to lean on each other for support just to even be able to make it out the door, she gives a evil laugh!
Shego grins at Drakken, "Well Dr. D, if this plan actually works for you I'll actually get the pleasure of two things…"
Drakken looks confused at Shego and says, "Huh? Two things? What? What are you talking about Shego?"
Shego gives him a sly, evil look and says, "Well for starters, I'll finally have something that I can file in the 'Success' folder" She waits to see Drakken's reaction and continues to say before he can say anything, "And we will finally have defeated Kim Possible and her sidekick once and for all!"
It takes Drakken a moment to process what Shego has said and when he does realize that it isn't her usual sarcasm but actually a compliment he is overjoyed! He smiles as he says, "Shego! I do believe those are the first nice words you've actually ever said to me!"
Shego's look turns sour and says, "Don't get used to ok, Dr. D? I doubt it'll happen again."
Drakken was never one to know when to leave well enough alone and says, "Shego! I don't think I'll ever forget this moment! You actually went all nice on me and complimented me! Come on Shego! Give me another one!"
Shego had been growling at an increasing pitch as he spoke before she shouts, "That's enough Dr. D!" and shoots some plasma blasts at him from her hands which hit right near his feet.
Drakken cries out in fear and jumps as the blast hits near his feet and avoids a few more blasts before he says, "You're quite right Shego! I won't say another word about it!"
Shego looks at him skeptically before he raises two fingers up and says, "Scout's honor!" She gets ready to fire another blast as she raises another hand and says, "I know one thing, you were never a boy scout!"
Drakken chuckles in a nervous way and says, "Quite right… ok, how about villain's honor?" This makes Shego lower her hands before she says, "Alright…" She then puts out the plasma around her hands and turns her back to him.
Just then Kim enters the room that they're standing in along with Ron beside her. Rufus hops out of his pocket as Kim says, "Whatever you're up to Drakken, you won't get away with it because we're here now!"
Shego turns to Drakken, "Well, aren't you going to do it?"
Drakken snaps out of his shock at seeing Kim so early and then mumbles, "Oh… Right!" and raises the device in his hands to aim it at the crime fighters.
Rufus senses danger and rushes forward, along with Ron followed close behind. Rufus manages to bite Drakken on the foot, which loosens his grip on the device as he cries out in pain and Ron kicks the device, which sails backwards over Ron's head into the air.
Ron sees it heading towards Kim who had started to fight with Shego and he cries out, "KP! Look out!" even as he tries to run after it in an attempt to grab it before it can do any damage.
Kim sees the thing sailing towards her but is busy avoiding Shego's attacks but when Shego sees Drakken's gizmo coming her way she knows better than to be anywhere NEAR his stuff when it goes down.
Shego manages to knock Kim down with a swift kick and then she leaps out of the way to safety just as Ron feels the weirdly shaped device bounce out of his fingers and land right between Kim and himself.
The Adultunator hits the ground hard and something shorts out within it and a few sparks are also seen outside of it. As soon as it comes to a stop Ron says, "Whew, I guess it broke…" when all of a sudden it sparks again and emits a yellow, cloudy ray that is split in half and engulfs both Kim and Ron until they disappear from sight completely.
At this point Drakken thinks that he has succeeded and lets out a loud villain laugh, "HAHAHAHA! Yes! We have actually defeated Kim Possible and that sidekick buffoon of hers!"
Shego looks on as a very surprised villainess and says, "He won…? He WON? Wait a second… when does he ever win? Something is wrong here."
Shego's suspicions are confirmed as the yellow cloudy ray fades away and reveals not the Kim and Ron that they'd hoped to have. Instead the cloud reveals a Kim and Ron as fully grown adults in what looked like their mid-20's to early 30's!
Both Drakken and Shego looked confused to the max before Shego says, "Hey Dr. D! What happened? I thought they were supposed to turn into senior citizens!"
Drakken looks dumbfounded and has to let the sight of Kim and Ron as adults sink into his brain for a minute even as the two crime fighters look over each other.
Both Kim and Ron are surprised that not only did their bodies change but even their clothes! As if it was what they'd be wearing on a non-mission day but as adults!
Shego growls and sees that Drakken is too shocked to think clearly so she grabs him by the cuff and escapes with him before Kim and Ron even notice.
Rufus comes up to the two and squeaks a concerned sound as he doesn't know what to make of the changes that happened to them.
Neither Kim nor Ron had yet to make a sound or say a single word since the transformation.
It is Ron who is the first to say, "Ok… Now this is some major strangeness… This has got to be a 20 out of 10!" He notices that even his voice had changed from the way his teenage voice was to that of a more deeper, adult-sounding one.
Kim can only nod and brings her hand up to brush some hair out of her face before she suddenly pauses.
Ron wonders what happened to Kim before he sees her roll up her eyes and fall to the floor as she passes out. He cries out, "KP!" before he rushes to her side to discover that she was ok.
Ron waits by Kim's side until she wakes up and with his closeness she blushes a little even as he says, "Are you ok KP?"
Kim nods, "Yeah, this whole thing is just so weird I guess I got overwhelmed." She looks away from Ron's eyes as she says that and looks down at Rufus who seems concerned.
Ron sighs, "Yeah I know what you mean KP, I wonder how we're going to change back."
Kim reaches for the pocket where the Kimmunicator was kept without even thinking about it and pulls out a small blue device that resembled the device she kept with her on missions but it felt more sleeker, more advanced somehow.
The two new adults give each other a nervous look before Kim presses the "On" button and it takes a few moments of eerie silence before on the screen Wade shows up.
Kim says, "Hey Wade, boy am I glad to see you!" She sees the confusion on Wade's face as he says, "Um… do I know you miss?"
Just then Ron thrusts his face into the viewing range of the small device and says, "Ah! Wade doesn't recognize us KP! Now we'll never turn back to normal! All is lost! AH!"
Wade recognizes Ron's panicky state and the KP part. He opens his eyes wide and says, "Kim? Ron? Is that really you? What happened to you two?"
Kim says, "Ron! Dial it down, Wade does recognize us and I'm sure he'll find some way of helping us." She hears him say, "Sorry Kim, I guess I lost it there…"
Kim looks down at the screen and says to the young genius, "We busted into Drakken's lair like you told us but then that's when everything went wrong. It had been a trap that was designed to turn us both into senior citizens so that we'd be less of a threat, only the device got broken in the scuffle."
She pauses to look at Ron who looks back at her sheepishly and then back to Wade where she then says, "It still went off but judging from Drakken and Shego's reaction I don't think even they fully understand what happened."
Wade had seen a lot of strange stuff in helping Kim and Ron with their adventures over the years but this one took the cake as far as he was concerned. He says, "Where's the device? Maybe I can analyze it and find some way to reverse the effects."
Kim says, "It is over here" and points the kimmunicator at the broken, sparking device on the floor. He taps a few keys and says, "This is strange…"
Kim says, "What's the sitch Wade?" and sees Wade look confused, "Well the response time I'm getting is super quick, far quicker than normally possible for your Kimmunicator."
Ron says in a near panicky voice, "That's because it got changed along with our clothes Wade! It looks like the one we were carrying but it is smaller!"
Kim nods and says, "That's right, at first we were afraid that we wouldn't be able to get a hold of you."
Wade taps a few keys, "That explains the reason I had a hard time connecting with you at first, my connection speed is maxed out but I'm reading that there is still room to go even faster. It seems that the kimmunicator you have had to drop its rate of connection speed in order to even be able to connect with my system."
Ron says in a still panicky voice, "This is all very good and all, but how does that help turn us back?"
Wade says, "Right…" He then taps a few keys on the keyboard before he says, "Ok Kim, just point the kimmunicator at the device and I'll analyze it" Moments later a green beam is emitted and it does a quick scan up and down before it shuts off.
Kim turns the Kimmunicator back to look at Wade who is typing at his keyboard and says, "Ok, it'll take some time to analyze this. Be sure to grab the device so we can fix it later."
Kim nods to Wade and says, "Ok Wade, and thanks, you rock." Rufus crawls up Ron's leg and into a pocket while Kim picks up the broken device and then the three of them leave Drakken's lair together.
AN: Well, here's a longer chapter. What do you all think? I'll cover more on how the adult versions of Kim and Ron look later on. More than just their clothes and bodies have changed as you can see. Even the Kimmunicator was affected. Rufus was spared as I didn't know how old a naked mole rat would normally live. Coming up... Things are NOT going to get any easier for Kim and Ron, everyone will have to get used to seeing the two as adults and not everyone will be able to adjust easily.
Jasminevr: Thanks for the review and I'm glad that you recognized the device that Drakken had held.
The incredible werekitty: Yeah, but then the set up should always be short... makes people want more (grin) I'm glad that you recognized the device, I wasn't sure how many people would. MonkeyFist and the others all made for interesting kids. lol! I still remember Duff's kilt being mistaken for a skirt... lol!
kpultimatefan: Thanks for the review, lets hope that I can prove you right:)
qtpie235: Well, I hope you enjoyed this chapter and will be watching for what happens next:)