KP - All Grown Up?
AN: I got this idea after hearing Drakken say "My Teenage Foe" once too many times on the music cd. I wondered what he would say if they weren't teens? This is that story, with a twist.
Chapter 6: Truth Spells Trouble(Drakken's Lair)
Drakken was pacing the room of his latest lair when Shego finally comes in and he says, "Shego! Did you accomplish everything?"
Shego approaches Drakken after dropping off some stuff at one of his building tables and says, "Yeah, I got everything done on your list Dr. D but I still don't see how this is going to help us against them."
Drakken laughs as he looks at a confused Shego, "Oh, trust me Shego… by the end of the week, Kim Possible will wish she had never stepped foot in our lair!"
Shego looks at him with a confused expression as she watches him move over to one of the tables where he usually builds his weird devices. She thinks, "I wonder what lame plan that Dr. D is cooking up this time."
Shego gives up trying to figure out what he is planning this time and just walks over to a table to grab the evil magazine titled, "Evil Fighting Styles" with pictures and various labels all over it proclaiming that style or this style best against certain moves or good guys. She skims through it and thinks, "Nah, my style is the best and theirs are all lame-o." So she tosses it back to the table and picks up another one titled "Villains Weekly" and thinks, "This one usually has some good tips…" before she starts to bury her nose in it just in time for Drakken to start his usual ranting.
(Possible Residence)
Mr. Possible had left to go to work with the kids staying home from school after Mrs. Possible had called in for them both.
Kim was in the kitchen after having recovered from her throwing up and feeling like she was starving! Ron was sitting on the inside on the chance that Kim might need to suddenly get up and run to the bathroom to throw up again with Rufus beside Ron on the table.
Ron says, "Kim, are you sure you're all right? I mean it hasn't been all that long ago since you stopped throwing up."
Kim turns her head to look at Ron as her mother cooks in the kitchen before she says, "Yes Ron! I'm sure it was just a something I ate or something. So not the drama! I'm hungry now that my stomach is all empty." She is wearing the largest clothing she had to keep her pregnancy hidden from Ron as a part of her mind wondered if it was Ron's child since she'd seen their rings and Ron still as oblivious as ever seemed not to notice yet.
Kim's mother smiles a little and thinks, "Ok Kimmie, you are missing what is right in front of your nose." She picks up the large plate of pancakes that she had whipped up quickly and brings it to the table. As she does so, she looks down at Kim's belly and is shocked to see that it has grown even more since the last time she saw it. She thinks, "Kim's pregnancy is progressing quite quickly, and since Kim's body is supposed to be where it is in the future… Hmmms, I wonder if that means Kim was already pregnant for some time in the future and now her body is trying to play catch up. I better talk to Wade about this since he's been studying the effects of whatever zapped her and Ron."
Ron says, "Ok Kim, but if you need anything, just let me know and I'm there!" which makes Kim's mother and Kim smile at the sweet gesture by Ron.
Kim sees the plate of food and says, "Thanks Mom!" before she dives into the plate in front of her to eat with a surprising hunger that she didn't realize she had felt until she started to eat.
Ron is surprised by Kim's apparent starvation as that can be the only explanation for the way she attacks at her food and watches as it quickly disappears. Just as Kim can say, "Can I have more, please Mom?" Another plate, apparently prepared ahead of time is placed in front of Kim.
Kim says, "Thanks Mom" with a thankful smile at her before she starts to eat the food her mother placed before her even as Kim's mother says, "Ron, would you like anything?"
Ron nods and says, "Yes, Mrs. Dr. P." with Rufus tying a napkin around his neck, looking like he wanted some food too.
Mrs. Possible says, "I'll make something for you and Rufus right away." She turns and starts to cook, but before she finishes she hears Kim groaning a little. She looks at Kim and sees that Ron is already on the job, which makes her smile a little as she thinks, "Just like a caring, attentive husband..." before she says, "Kim, are you alright?"
Kim nods as she is able to sit up more straight now as whatever was bothering her seemed to be easing up on her. She says, "I'm ok Mom, the pain is going away now." She moves her hands away from the stomach and it isn't hard to guess for Mrs. Possible what happened.
Ron looks concerned from where he was sitting beside her and is looking at her face as he says, "Are you sure KP? You don't need to go to the hospital or something?"
Kim looks a little panicked at the mention of the hospital and quickly says, "No Ron! I'm fine!" before she looks down at the table and at her belly that was hidden from Ron. She then adds in thought, "At least I hope I am…"
Ron says, "Ok KP, I won't bug you about it any more." And he sits back in his seat, looking over at Kim's mother before he says, "Can I help you Mrs. Dr. P?"
Mrs. Possible shakes her head, "It is ok Ron, I've got it but thanks for the sweet offer." She then picks up some more food before she walks over to serve Ron as well.
Ron dives into the food before him even as Mrs. Possible puts down some food for Rufus who dives into his own food like a shark.
Rufus finishes his food in record time while Ron eats his just a little slower since he keeps glancing at Kim sitting there after having finished yet another meal, which showed uncharacteristic hunger on her part. Rufus eyes what is left of Ron's food as he pauses and decides to try to go after the uneaten part as Rufus was still hungry.
Ron looks down and tries to block Rufus from eating his food with his hand as he says, "Hey! This is my food buddy!" When Rufus runs into Ron's hand and bonks against the ring hard he rubs his head and waves his little paw up at him as he squeaks a bit angrily.
Ron says, "Hey, what's this on my hand?" as he notices the ring for the first time. At the moment Ron says that and starts to bring his hand up for a closer look, Kim moves her hands to sit on them while Kim's mother thinks, "Uh-Oh… This isn't going to be good."
Ron looks closely at his hand and says, "What is this thing? Is this some kind of new gadget by Wade?" He turns his hand over and says, "This looks kind of like a wedding ring… but that can't be right." Suddenly it occurs to what he just said and jumps out of the seat as he shouts, "WEDDING RING? Who did I marry? When? How?"
Ron turns his head to look at Kim's mother and sees the calm, yet flustered look before he whips his head over to Kim as something suddenly dawns on him. He says, "Kim! I'm married!"
Kim nods and says, "Yeah Ron… I know…" she pulls out the hand with her wedding ring still stuck to her finger and holds it so that it shines in the light from the overhead light. She watches Ron's eyes grow as big as saucers even as the understanding starts to dawn in his eyes, waiting for what she knows must follow next if she knew Ron at all.
Ron starts to stammer, "Wh-what is th-that? Is that a-a-a wed-ding ring on your f-finger, Kim? A-are we-we-we married?" He sees Kim look sheepish before she says, "I… I don't know… we might be."
Ron looks at Rufus on the table, laying on his back with content after having eaten all of Ron's food the moment he abandoned it. He says, "Did you know buddy?" to which Rufus sits up and nods.
Ron looks back at Kim who is still holding up her hand before he raises his hand up so that in his field of vision, his hand is next to hers and he can see how the gold bands look almost exactly like each other. His jaw drops as Kim turns her ring and sees how it sparkles in only the way a diamond can.
Ron does the only thing he can do; roll up his eyes up in his head and faints with Kim and her mother rushing up to catch Ron before he can hurt himself. Kim's mother is the first to grab him since she'd been closer to him. Kim was able to help steady Ron and help her mother guide him to the nearby table where they could prop him up against the back.
Kim's mother says, "Well, that actually went better than I thought he'd take it." This gets a "Are you nuts mother?" look from Kim. She defends herself by saying, "I honestly thought he'd hyperventilate and then pass out the moment he saw his ring. He surprised me by lasting as long as he did. I guess helping you fight all those villains helped build up his shock ability."
Kim frowned, as she seemed to consider that before she says with a worried look at her mother, "Mom, if he reacted this badly to the possibility of us being married. What do think he's going to be like when I tell him I'm pregnant too?"
Neither of them noticed Ron coming to consciousness after his brief faint and he started to hear Kim and her mother talking. When Ron heard Kim say, "What do you think he's going to be like when I tell him I'm pregnant too?"
Ron's mind shocks him with "I AM A DADDY TOO?" He passes out even harder this time and groans which causes Kim and her mother to look at him and think that he was just groaning because he might be waking up but when he doesn't wake up after about a minute they decide to finish their conversation in the next room, leaving Rufus to watch over Ron.
AN: Well, sorry this took so long but I've been working on updating a couple stories. Anyway, I know this chapter is shorter than usual but I just wanted to end where Ron discovered all of Kim's secrets that she knows about and now he must deal with it which will be covered in the next chapter. As for Drakken's evil plan... well, you know STD? His new plan will just as effective yet simpler. I'd really like to hear any thoughts of what you guys and gals think of Ron's reaction and maybe about what he'll do next.
jasminevr: Who ever said Kim was married to Ron? Even Kim and Ron themselves don't know for sure. bwhahahaha! Next stop! The doctor's office! Will it be their child or not?
MatthewC: Well, you'll just have to see how Kim deals with the fact that her future self is married and pregnant as the story unfolds.
KR FOREVER: You'll just have to wait until the chapter where they go to the doctor's to find about how the baby is doing in Kim's hyper-accelerated womb. I trust that you've liked this chapter:)
Chao-hellsing: You'll just have to see what else I've got planned for Kim and Ron! Just keep on reading and please review!
Harufu: Thanks for reading and reviewing! Keep on watching!
Ace Ian Combat: Lol, I like your hunch! Still, keep on reading and you'll find out soon enough!
drakwolfstoppable: Will they turn back? Oh, they MIGHT... but the question is, with the baby on board, should they?
Sirducksworthy: You'll just have to wait for Dr. D's plan to unfold just like it did in STD. As for twins, singles, or whatever, you'll just have to wait and see though I get the impression my readers would LIKE to see Kim with twins. :) Rufus thanks you for what you said about him in the review btw!
Heh: Sorry, but you'll just have to wait for the truth to come out just like everyone else!
Lysander: I agree, Drakken shouldn't mess with Kim and Ron while Kim is having a baby. heh, I had planned for some chaos to happen because of the baby and it'll make Drakken regret he ever did this.
The X-factor: I'm glad you like my story. I've got a few more surprises and secrets in store. Some you will never be able to guess... Keep on reading and discover what they are! Thanks for the compliment, it always does good to hear someone say I'm a talented writer.
lordshego: I'm glad you find it so funny. Keep on reading for more silliness and seriousness!