KP - All Grown Up?
AN: I got this idea after hearing Drakken say "My Teenage Foe" once too many times on the music CD. I wondered what he would say if they weren't teens? This is that story, with a twist.
Unless someone can give me a better date for when they start dating, I am assuming KP and/or Ron are 17 in the year 2006 at the time of this fiction with them being 38 in the photo.
Chapter 9: No One Messes with Momma!Kim simply could NOT believe what her eyes were telling her! Yet the proof was there in front of her face and showing in all its super-realistic hologram glory. Not only was it stunning to think that her tweeby little brothers would grow up and have significant others of their own, but that it also showed her children on the cover of a family card with the words in festive glitter, "Merry Christmas!" at the top and the date below the photo was "2027" Even Wade was in the photo with some blond girl who looked familiar in his arm as he appeared to be saying "Cheese!"
It showed Kim with a hand over her belly at the time of the photo, which was obscured by a child in front of her, but it did show that she was very happy as she leaned onto her husband. The inside of the house didn't look familiar to Kim and so she had to wonder if that is what her future home would look like or were they all at the home of one of the others in a photo. Kim figured she'd find out eventually.
Wade says, "Brace yourself, there is more on the inside of the card." before he taps a key on his keyboard which then makes the card slowly open up, "Merry Christmas Drew and Sheila Lipsky, for all this would never have been possible without you two!" which was also signed by just about everyone on the cover.
With all this stunning information they never even notice that a syntho that still looked like a federal agent like the kind, which had kidnapped Ron, and synthodog (Drakken had decided to create playmates for Commodore Puddles) found them while looking for their family since they were on foot.
Just as the synthoman released the synthodog a circular white and shimmering portal appears in the air and a young girl hops out, catching the attention of both the Possible family and the synthos. She says in a loud, strong and angry voice, "Stay away from my Momma!" Before she gets into one of the classic martial moves that Kim tended to favor.
Kim's eyes go big as her mother says "Oh my... she looks just like..." unable to finish her sentence as her husband says, "She looks just like you Kimmie-cup..."
Indeed, the girl did look like her as she had the Possible traditional red hair that ran in the women of that family. She had her hair pulled back into a ponytail, which reminded Mrs. Possible of the way Kim used to wear it when she was a young teen, before the braces. She was not dressed in the style of clothes Kim would normally wear for a mission; she was wearing a shirt that read "Go Middleton Mad Dog!" with a picture of a dog foaming from the mouth. She was also wearing cargo pants that had a different brand on it, where instead of a Club Banana logo, it had a Club Naco label.
Plus even though she was a redhead, the tint of the red was much lighter and the color of her eyes was darker than even Kim's. What really stood out were the freckles on her face that looked almost exactly like Ron's. She shouts, "Rufina! Get them!" as she points to the two syntho's to which a naked mole rat pokes it head out and after a moment she makes a low, angry sound before hoping out of the pocket to charge at them.
Rufus was surprised to see another naked mole rat, even if it was a female one on the scene. He decided to help since the goal was the same, to help Kim and her parents escape harm. He hops out of the pocket and charges towards the guy syntho while Rufina charges the dog syntho.
Everyone was so surprised to see two tiny mole rats charging much bigger syntho's that no one had noticed that the portal had not closed yet, or that even more company had arrived through it.
Rufus makes a low "grr" sound before he jumps to bit at the syntho's foot but Drakken had kept on upgrading his synthos after finding out how successful they were in his last attempt in taking over the world so Rufus misses the quickly moved foot and hits the pavement instead.
Rufina had stopped right in front of the dog syntho and they growled at each other before the dog makes the first move and everyone is shocked when Rufina dives into mouth of the dog. Even the syntho dog was surprised and it looked around in confusion, wondering where the little pink creature had gone.
A few tense moments later the syntho dog makes a kind of "Erk?" sound before it suddenly starts to lose its solid form and starts to deflate. Just as it was leaking into a mess on the ground, Rufina crawls out of the mouth and makes a "Ta-Dah!" sound while holding up the controller chip that Drakken used to control all his syntho's in her tiny hand.
Meanwhile Rufus was running around trying to avoid being stepped on by the remaining syntho but his running around comes to a stop when it manages to scoop him up quickly with one hand. The syntho didn't have him in his hand for long though as the young girl who'd come through the portal ran forward and kicked the hand holding him in a high kick which sends Rufus flying through the air.
Kim moves quickly enough to catch Rufus and she quickly says, "Are you all right Rufus?" She relaxes for a moment after he nods as he squeaks, "yep-yep". She then turns her attention back to the girl who reaches into a pocket to pull out what looked like a tube of lipstick only when she twists it, out comes a laser! The girl tries to blast the syntho but he moves fast enough to knock it from her hand and send it flying right into Mrs. Possible's hands.
A moment later the girl is being lifted up into the air and before she could get hit, she yells, "Momma, Grandma! Grandpa! Anyone Help!"
Mrs. Possible takes the lipstick in her hand and aims it at the syntho but pauses because she was afraid of hitting the girl from her angle.
Just then out of no where another kid comes out nowhere, swinging on a hair dryer/grappling hook that looked very old and well used to grab the girl right out of the snatches of the syntho. With the girl out of harms way and it temporarily distracted by watching where they were going in their swing, Mrs. Possible was able to blast a hole in the syntho with the laser lipstick, which caused it to slowly melt into a defeated puddle of green goo.
Even as the syntho melted in the way of the wicked witch of the west from the Wizard of Oz movie, all eyes turned to where the young girl and equally young person was. He didn't look happy and they were arguing even as the Possible family approached them with the big white portal still there near where they'd landed.
It wasn't until Kim says, "Ok, who are you two and where did you both come from?" With Mr. Possible joining in as he says, "Yes, and where are your parents?"
The two young kids stopped their arguing and did a slow, nervous like "Oh, we are SO busted!" kind of look on their faces. They both gave each other a nervous glance as if wondering what they could possibly say that would get them out of trouble or if staying quiet would get them into even more trouble.
Mrs. Possible had a lot of practice when it came to her own children so she knew that they weren't supposed to be out doing this but she still had to admit that they had helped them in a pinch so she was going to go easy on them.
Mrs. Possible kneels in front of the two kids and she says in her softest voice, "It is ok, we're not mad. We just want to know how you got here and where you came from."
The two kids look at her for a moment before the first one, then the second following just a hair-second later ran towards her and they wrapped their arms around her in tears. The sight of two kids crying in the arms of her mother made Kim calm down, as she couldn't stay mad at such scared kids.
Then the first one says in tears still, "We're sorry Grandma! I used Uncle Wade's time machine to come see Grandma in action against Shego and Drakken!" The second says it a little more clearly but still in tears, "I'm sorry Grandma! I know you told me to watch her but she tricked me by playing hide and seek!"
Mrs. Possible didn't know why they were calling her Grandma but she figured that the little kids had enough to deal with than her correcting them. Then something occurred to her, the way the kids looked and were dressed did seem familiar in some way but then she remembered how they had mentioned Wade. She recalled that Wade was Kim's computer guy and the one who made all her gadgets but was he really smart enough to build a time machine? She wondered and knew that she had to get answers when they stopped crying.
Meanwhile Kim was in shock at when they mentioned Wade's name and since the Kimmunicator was in her pocket, having been turned off the moment that the girl had charged at the synthos. She pulls it out of her pocket and says, "Wade! You'll never guess what major weirdness is happening here."
Wade says, "Does it have anything to do with the weird readings I'm getting from your area?"
Kim nods as she says, "Yeah, a portal of some kind just appeared and two little kids popped out of it. Get this... they're calling my Mom their Grandma." She pauses and says, "Wade, can you call up the family picture you were showing just a few moments ago?"
Wade says, "Sure Kim" and types really quickly before the Kimmunicator hums and projects a hologram of the Christmas card.
On the cover were the two little kids that were hugging her mother! There were more kids on the cover as well but she wasn't sure who they belonged to. Kim looks at the two kids hugging her mother in the picture and then at the ones hugging her mother now and noticed that there was a slight difference but she figured that it was because of some sort of temporal thing. Just thinking about time travel made her head hurt.
Kim says, "Wait a minute, are you trying to tell us that Wade has a time machine?" to the two little kids. This confuses them as they look at each other and then the second one says, "Don't you remember Momma? You had to use it when one of your arch-foes used time travel to try to take over the world!"
Kim kneels before the little girl and says, "I'm sorry... but I don't remember. I don't even know who the two of you are."
The two children seem to be quiet for a moment as they process this new information before the first child's lower lip says, "Y-Y-you FORGOT US! Momma forgot meeeee!" She cries on the spot even harder than before while the second looks at her and says, "Momma wouldn't forget us! She wouldn't!"
The redhead girl looks to the other and sniffles as she says, "Y-you really think so?" while rubbing a finger under her nose to wipe at it. The other one says, "Yeah... I do. She's just joking with us as her way of punishing us for time traveling without an adult!"
The redhead looks at Kim and says in a timid voice that for some reason reminded Kim of the way Ron might talk to her when looking for reassurance, "Is that true... you really didn't forget us?"
Kim didn't want to lie exactly but she didn't want to have the little girl start crying again. She shakes her head and says, "Your Momma would never forget you, silly girl... don't you know that by now?" before she gives her most comforting smile for the girl.
The redhead lets go of Mrs. Possible and runs at Kim as she cries out, "Momma! I knew you'd never forget us!" She wraps her arms around Kim's neck, hugging her tightly even as Kim raises her hands up to hold the girl back just enough so that she wasn't pushing too hard on her pregnant belly.
The other child looks up at Mrs. Possible's face and says, "Grandma, are you using Drew's rejuven-um-something? You look a lot younger than last time I saw you."
Kim says as she adjusts the little redhead so that she is holding her in one arm and safely away from her belly, "Did you hear that Wade?"
Wade is already typing as he says, "Already working on it Kim." To which she says, "Thanks Wade, you rock!"
At this point the redhead tries to lean towards the Kimmunicator as she says, "Hi Uncle Wade! I hope you're not mad I used your time machine..." in her most innocent voice that Kim knew all too well as a way for young kids to have people not so mad at them.
Wade spits out his soda that he'd been sipping from at the moment and coughs a few moments and is about to say "Uncle Wade?" when he caught the "No Wade" look from Kim so he then says, "Um, how could I ever get mad at you? I should have made sure I locked it up better. So, it really is my fault."
The redhead says, "Thanks Uncle Wade! You're the best goddyfather ever!" This makes Wade's eyes bulge out and he looks at Kim who gives him a confused look in return.
Kim says, "Um, yeah... Wade is the best... that's why he's the godfather."
The redhead says, "Well, I gotta go Uncle Wade, tell Aunty Clarise I'm going to go back right now and feed your dog Ben like I promised I would."
Wade says, "Uh... Yeah, ok, I will..." while he thinks, "I get a dog in the future? And his name is Ben?" Then it hits him and he thinks, "I'm MARRIED to a girl named Clarise too?" He had assumed the girl in the picture was someone he was dating. He says in a slightly shaken voice, "Um... Kim... I'll get back to you when I have more information about Drakken's...rejueven-something."
Kim nods to Wade and can understand how shocking all this new information must be to him and he was doing a good job of covering it up but she figured he would be freaking out as soon as the connection was closed. She says, "Please and Thank you Wade." before the connection closes.
Just then two more people step out of the portal, in their teens and the first one frowns as they see the redhead running towards Mrs. Possible. The teen says, "There you are! You KNOW you're not supposed to play in the gadget room!"
The redhead stops about halfway between Kim and her mother and says in the most sorriest voice one could come out of a young girl, "I'm sorry... I was just playing hide and seek when I saw it. I couldn't resist playing with the clock-thingy."
Kim thinks, "She thinks a time machine is a clock?"
The teen says, "You know, you're going to be the one to make Mother have gray hairs before her time."
The redhead shouts, "No I am not! Meanie!" She then turns to Kim and says, "I'm not really going to make you have gray hairs before your time am I?"
Kim sighs and wonders if her future self had a way to deal with problems like this or did she just do what she was about to do now... play it by ear. She says, "No, that's not true. People don't get gray hairs before their time." She turns to the teen and says, "So stop teasing her."
The teen says, "Ok Mother, I'll be nicer to her." She then turns to the other one she was with and says, "Where is Jesse?" Her question is answered a moment later when a boy steps through and says, "Hi CS, sorry I'm late. I got tangled up with some of the cables in your uncle's lab."
Just then the white portal seems to shudder and waver before it closes up with an unnatural screeching sound.
The teen girl says as she puts her hands on her hips, "JESSE! What did you do! Did you damage something in the lab before coming through?"
Kim gets an eerie feeling that this scene seemed very familiar somehow and it wasn't until Jesse shrugs like Ron that she understands!
Jesse says, "Sorry CS, a cable got stuck around my foot and then I fell down and some stuff fell down all over the place...I tried to put everything back the way I found it."
The girl who Jesse had kept calling CS groans and puts her hand to her head, shaking it she says, "Honestly, it is beyond me how we've stayed such good friends for as long as we have or why I even bother taking you with me on missions."
Kim finds herself saying, "Because he's your friend and despite any times he messes up, it is always nicer to have someone around who's always got your back."
CS looks at Kim in surprise and says, "Y-yeah... but how'd you know that Mother?"
Kim smiles at CS and says, "Because that's exactly the way it was with me and Ron when we went on missions at your age. Sure, he'd mess up sometimes, but other times his messing up was just what was needed to get the job done and defeat the superfreaks much more effectively than if I'd been at it alone."
CS slowly smiles and nods in understanding, "Yeah, yeah... you're right it does seem to work that way. Thanks Mother!" Those words made Kim feel all warm and proud to be a mother at that moment and Mrs. Possible smiles a little, as she sees that Kim is understanding one of the rewards in being a parent.
Mr. Possible says, "Um, I hate to be putting a damper on this. But we are still on the run from those syntho's, remember?"
Kim nods before she says, "You're right Dad, let's go then! Everyone! Follow me!"
There were a few questioning looks from everyone, especially the tweens and teens but they all just shrug and follow Kim as she heads in a certain direction where Kim was certain that everyone would be safe until they could get this mess all sorted through.
No one talked or questioned anything while Kim had the lead, as everyone could obviously tell that Kim was in Mission Mode and no one was going to stop her from accomplishing her goals. Villains and Mother Nature couldn't stop her, so what made any of them think they could stop Kim when she was this determined?
AN: Well, this one is a LITTLE longer! I hope you all enjoyed it! What do you all think CS stands for? It is obvious what the S stands for I figure, but the C? Come on, I bet with a little thought you guys and gals can figure it out. Oh, and what did you guys think of Rufina? Remember how far in the future this is, so any thoughts about her? Do you think she's a replacement pet? a decendant? a clone?
Oh, and what about the photo? I'm sure that you all either saw most of it coming and didn't see the rest coming, I hope. As for the children, I thought about I was being a little fun in describing the first child. As to why I haven't described the others, well... that's because I wanted to make you guys think about what the children of KP would look like.
Now for the those who don't like spoilers, don't read ANY further! Ok... here goes then!
In the next chapter, you will find out where Kim took them and kudos if you can guess right. Also, There are more surprises in store for KP, Ron, Monique, Shego and Drakken. Ron and Shego go head to head in a battle and you'll never guess what happens in that battle! Well, I think that's enough of a hint for now. Please review and share your thoughts!