Mail time!
I finally have a update! Sorry about the wait! I just had my computer turned back on, so the reat of the letters should come more regularly after that. OK Meg is up now. After her we''ll have Madame Giry, then Joseph, then a misc. letter with everyone else in it. So hang in with me!
For this next letter I'm doing Meg. I had a major idea, and my writers block lifted, and this is what you got. I kind of took a risk with this one. But I like it. Even if I might offend some Meg fans. Oh well. Let me just say, I have nothing against Meg, she's actually one of my favorite characters. I. . .well . . .I just couldn't resist . .
Disclaimer: I don't own Phantom. Duh.
Chapter 7
Meg
Dear Monsieur Webber,
You may not think that I have a lot to complain about. I'm just a stay-out-of-the-way, stand-here-and-be-quiet, am-only-in-the-story-because-my-mother-is-one-of-more-influential-characters, people. Yet still, everyone else is writhing the letter, so why not me? I so totally don't want to be left out. /A/N: Smiles evilly and does her best fake cheerleader impression. "Ugh," . . ."Like so totally!" . . .So totally, so totally, so totally! Ahh, I am so evil. I have to get a life. But not yet, this is way to much fun/
Umm, like, first of all what was up with the way I walked. The spayed feet, penguin shuffle you gave me was rather embarrassing. /A/N: Author tries to explain to her that most Ballerinas walk that way. It's part of the whole Swan Lake package. Meg ignores her, and steps aside to take a phone call from one of her cheerleader friends./ Walking like that so won't get me any popular, and just give others reason to mock me constantly. That so totally wouldn't be cool. That would be like . . .like. . .well, bad.
Then, my wardrobe. That was so far from the Armani style clothes that my character should be wearing wanted to put a whole new spin on Ballet fassion.Yet, what you gave me. Ugh, eww. The two chorus sluts, they had way cooler clothed, and they where just extras.That was so not right! Over sized tutus really get old after a while.When you finally had a divine fashion inspiration during the Masquerade scene, you go and ruin it by chopping the upper half of the dress off!I was so totally flashing everyone! It was sooo embarrassing! I mean the Chorus tart, and her skanky friend complimented me on the way I look!Ewww. I so felt ready to puck. I they liked my dress, that means there was probably way more unwanted attention. Did mom even see that dress before we started shooting? If she did I wouldn't of lasted in that movie very much longer . . .
Ok, next complaint. Every time the Phantom struck, from Hannibal to Il Muto, I'm there to inform everyone. Sounding breathy, and faint. "Oh he's there! The Phantom of the Opera!" A half lucid drunk who is barely paying attention to the movie so could of figured that out without me being there to state the obvious. It was so totally annoying!
So being the Phantom's unofficial spokes girl, and all, I was able to see how badly he jot dumped. You where awful to him. The poor sweetie! Did you make Christine deaf or something? Deaf, and blind. He was so totally hot. Like, I know there's more to live than looks and all, but being Christine's official best friend, and all, I must say, she was feeling a little more than she was actually admitting. She was totally in denial! Yet, the whole best friend thing required me to be supportive, and on hand at the wedding. We're all predicting Raoul to faint from sheer embarrassment. Honestly, I so don't know what Christine was thinking of when she picked out that suit.
One good thing about the movie is I so got Erik's mask! I mean total heartthrob! (Meg hugs the mask tightly, with a dreamy glaze in her eyes.) /A/N: Author notices phan girls sneaking up behind Meg trying to get the mask. Author beats them away, and tried not to give in to the temptation to take it herself. Oh well, imagine how much trouble I would have if she got away with the ring . . ./
So anyway, that being said, I think it's obvious why you should reshoot the movie. I'm so totally looking forward to it!
Sincerely,
Meg Giry
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