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Legend of the Sword Dancer Side Story: The King of Trolls
Bugs stood there freezing at the marker of Albuquerque. Then an idea popped into his mind. He imagined a certain hunter sitting down near a fireplace. Then he entered the thought bubble, and just sat beside the hunter.
"What's up doc?" Bugs asked.
"What the-" Elmer had a surprised look on his face.
"I'll just chill here for a bit, it's freezing outside." Bugs stated.
"But it's the middle of summer."
Bugs pointed behind him, a gust for cold wind blew from a strange portal and snuffed out the fireplace. Elmer looked at the strange opening that was floating in air revealing a marker for Albuquerque. Bugs then kissed Elmer before bolting out the door.
"Thanks for the warmup Doc," Bugs said. "I'll take the next bus to Albuquerque from here."
Bugs opened the front door and signaled for a bus. A bus stopped in front of him and he boarded it.
"Now I'm confused," Elmer said. "Maybe I should stop twying to hunt that wabbit."
The bus stopped at a now warmer area bearing the marker of Albuquerque, and Bugs began to dig down.
While observing the Emilya introducing Mashu to Karin, Zelretch heard what would be a knock on a door. He turned around to see a wooden door standing without support. The door opened revealing Bugs wearing an old delivery man disguise.
"Package for a Kiss-Chur Zel-rat Swine-orc," Bug called out.
"There is no one by that name here." Zelretch replied.
"Well it is paid for, and I just need you to sign-"
He pulled out a roll of paper the unraveled impossibly long.
"Here" Bugs pointed somewhere near the top.
"Here" pointing at another place.
"Here" pointing somewhere lower.
"A thumb mark here and here."
Before Bugs could continue, another portal opened beneath him and teleported him away leaving the supposed package inside the Void. However, Bugs appeared form inside the package. His head popping out the box.
"Now that's just rude Doc," Bugs said. "He was an underpaid delivery man."
Zelretch floated the top of the package and closed it while Bugs was still inside and opened a portal that swallowed the box.
"That will hold him." Zelretch laughed as he turned around to observe Emilya once more.
While his back was turned an opening of what looked like a trap door opened, and Bugs walked out wearing clothes similar to Zelretch. And recreated the way Zelretch acted.
"That will hold him." Bugs laughed.
POST CHAPTER NOTES:
To answer/reply to some recent reviews:
This is Omake...
Author's Ramblings:
Honestly, there could as well be a separate story for the Zelretch vs Bugs Bunny...