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Oh, It's finally here, the last chapter. Sadness.

I really enjoyed writing this, it was my first attempt at PhantomPhiction, and I was amazed at the responses that I got. Well, I hope that this story at least made you smile, and remember, it's not to late to leave a review at the end. Tell me what you thought. Good, or bad, I'm open to everything.

This letter has a little bit of everything in it, everyone I forgot is here, so you'll actually have alonger post to read. Shocked?

Disclaimer: I don't own Phantom. Surprised? Stunned? Yeah, me to.

Chapter Ten
Everyone I Didn't Do Yet

Piangi
Your movie severely depressed me. I enjoyed not being mentioned in the books. I was spared the host of problems that other characters have been forced to endure. /A/N: Author has to pause as Nadir grumbles something like "At least you were in the movie. You overweight, ungrateful . . . Author blushes and decides not to write the rest of the comment./ My complaints are actually rather obvious. First of all, I was strangled for a girl. A girl! All he had to do was ask. I gladly would have given up my part. Carlotta was already furious with me for singing a . . . well, how should I put this . . . such a well, racy piece with a girl who is still a minor by American standards. I'm surprised that Carlotta didn't strangle me first. A word of advice, do not anger, huge-egoed, over-possessive, moody, Spanish/Italian women. /A/N: I thought she was Spanish, but reviewers think she is Italian. She did talk in Italian in the movie . . . Argh! Brain pain! I have no idea. Use whatever nationality you prefer. Hey. You can make her Canadian, or even German. Whatever floats your boat. Laughs at the mental image of Carlotta talking in Japaneses./ So please monsieur, in the interest of my continued health, and preferred anonymity, please reshot the movie.

Nadir(And Friends)
Yes, again, I am back. It is time for you to realize how many people you forgot in your severely butchered, and ruined movie. Yes, I'm back and I bring reinforcements! Every person who has had their place in Phantom lore for almost 100 years, only to be cast heartlessly aside when you so disgustingly twist, and warp a time hardened movie!
Comte Phillipe de Chagny: You forgot about me! Raoul was lost without me! I was basically a father to him. I never would have let him get involved with that little Chorus twit, and none of this would have happened. Honestly man, what where you thinking when you wrote this movie!
Sorelleti: Another fan angered by Madame Giry. She took my job! She was never Ballet Mistress before, that was me!
Jammes: I danced ten times better than Meg. I can also say, "He's there, the Phantom of The Opera!" Just as good! Argh.
Darius: Obviously since Nadir was never in the story, that means that I'm not either. my few precious lines. They're gone!

Random Stagehand #1
I wanted the mask!

Ballet Tart #1
The Phantom should have haunted my mirror. I am much less indecisive./A/N: Author rolls eyes./

Reyer (conductor)
You must really hate me. All I have is stress. You see all of the gray hair? Yes. It is all premature, thank you very much. I've been here. Manager, after manager. Diva after Diva. Opera after Opera. From Hannibal to Il Muto, to Don Juan Triumphant. I'm not appreciated. If it were up to me, we'd be doing silent features. Just music. The way it should be. No Carlotta screeching, no letters, no bossy managers, just music. Yet, that will never happen, so I officially quit. I refuse to be put threw all of this on screen. There for me to watch over, and over, and over again. (Twitch)

M Leferve (former manager)
My name is supposed to be M Poligny, and I'm supposed to have a partner. But whatever. I got out of there! Ha ha. I kept my money, my sanity, my pride. /A/N: Even though a ghost ran you out of business. Yep. You have lots of dignity left./ Ha ha Suckers

Random Stagehand #2
Carlotta hit me with her dress! No one cared! Then she said that is was my fault! Argh.

Ballet tart #2
Poor Raoul, he should have proposed to me. I'd never fall for a masked freak. ?A/N: Author turns green, and buries her head in the bucket that she keeps next to the computer. Eww, ewwww. You read on, I'll be just fine. Somehow . . ./

Leroux Erik
/A/N: Why are you looking at the computer like that? I had too. You know you wanted to read tis. ;0/ NOT INSANE! You made Erik insane! . . .(Twitch, twitch.) . . .INSANE! . . . I no strangle Vicomte. I tried to fry him in a room of mirrors! Obviously a not insane course of action. (Leroux Erik looks around at all of the weird looks he is getting.) I am the sane originally Erik! I command you all to stop looking at me like I'm insane! . . .(Twitch) . . . First, Christine no brunette, she blond! (Voice quiets.) Blonde hair, blue eyes . . . And married! Pull yourself together man! You are not insane/A/N: Author pats Leroux Erik on the back, and almost gets strangled for the physical contact. Yikes, man. Temper/

Kay Erik
/A/N: I did Leroux Erik, so I had to do Kay Erik also! You are all looking at me like that! Stop! (Quoting Leroux Erik) I'm not insane/ YOU PUBLISHED MY OPERA! Bad, evil, you weren't supposed to do that. Argh! (KE takes a deep breath, and strangles a ALW dummy to calm his nerves) It was pointless, the plot was mundane, and the music scared people! My music is not scary?A/N: Author watches him play Dracula-like music on the giant organ. Whatever you say. KE looks at Author weirdly. (sigh) I know! You aren't insane./

Silent Film Erik:
(SFE waves hands, and Author is at a loss at how to interpret. Something about color, and sound. Oh well, I guess we will never know.)

Fin

So that's it people! I don't think that I missed anyone, but if I did, tell me in your review, and I'll edit this post! So thank-you to anyone who ever reviewed. (tries not to cry.) I appreciated every single one of them.

If you find yourself bored, and lack anything better to do, go check out my other fic, His Date With The Phantom's Daughter. The tittle is pretty self explainitory. And I actually like it's progress so far. That, and there will be a sequel to this story. So look out for Beware Do Not Read These Replies. Coming to you soon!

MJ