Top ten things of stuff that every girl should know about getting ready but I don't (or didn't) because I was born without the gene that lets you have enough common sense to know it:
10. High heels can be dangerous. (ended up wearing my purple vans)
9. Lip gloss is sticky and hard to use. (ended up wearing my Tootsie Roll lip balm instead)
8. Your skin mustn't touch your ion hair straightener when it's hot (I don't think my ear will ever recover but my hair looks good, is it worth it)
7. You have to be extremely careful not to get the mascara anywhere but in your eyelashes because you might end up with a black spot in your forehead.
6. You have to make sure the thing you are grabbing is your perfume and not your father's eye glass cleaner (It smells funny and now I do too)
5. In blush less is more (otherwise you'll look like a tomato)
4. Tweezing your eyebrows Painful.
3. Don't wear too big earrings unless you want to kill your ears. (My ears hate me)
2. Shave carefully unless you want to bleed. (that's what I get when for wanting to wear a short skirt)
1. Don't buy a sleeveless (slightly) cleavage revealing black top (in my defense I bought it for my Ramones paraphernalia collection) if you don't feel comfy in it because your mother and best friend will talk you into wearing it and even though your father, your brother and your date will compliment you on it you'll feel weird the whole time.
I tried this as a tribute for AAG (I wish they would make a forum for writing fanfics about Sam, don't you?) but I'll never be making any more top ten lists in my fictional worlds ( I make a lot in real life, I wrote them before I read AAG and still do) It's too hard to come up with them (the fictional ones). Enjoy and Review!