here's a story about a man, a plan, a canal, and oddly enough, panama. But on a serious note, like c# or something, I should like to progress. This is my weak attempt at humor. My first "comedy" per say. Yah, it's a crossover, but it's mainly Final Fantasy 8, so dont sue me please. Cuz y'all know not a lot of people read crossovers. Well anyway, shall we continue? ps... random comments... yah just ignore those.

Disclaimer (you: amaga i hate people who try disclaimers! me: blink blink o.O): Pie...

LOVE ME JACKIE! (me:cringe)

Chapter 1

In another world- another dimension... How would it have been? 0.0

Squall walked into class- late as always. He lay his stuff on his desk. Then he walked to the board ahead. "Raise your hand if you're not here." he said lazily. "M'kay, five absent." He scratched in his little book, which made all the smart asses that raised their hands a little weary. "Now open your books and pretend to read while I get my coffee." He went to his other desk and flipped a switch. A little prissy girl with her hand held way up high finally spoke. "Excuse me sir, which pages are we supposed to be reading?" He turned slowly, looking agitated. "Read pages 100 - 340. You have 5 minutes. Go." Not to anyone's surprise, she opened the book and quickly started reading.

Meanwhile, in the next room over, a very awake Instructor Trepe stood next to a detailed diagram on the chalkboard illustrating the chemical properties of ethers. Slouched down in the back of the room, a very hot and cocky student rubbed up some other student's leg. She slapped at his hand and looked at him in disgust. He simply grinned. "Mister Almasy!" Trepe shouted from the front. He swung his head around smoothly. "Yes, m'lady?" She hid a blush very well, but she felt it. "Keep your hands to yourself, sir." Almasy pulled his hands back. "Why Instructor, are you suggesting I masturbate in class?" And so the daily feud had begun again.

In the gymnasium, Yuffie and Rikku demonstrated to the class how to throw small items like shurikens at people, and how to play a game with them. Once they had went through in detail, Rikku split up the teams, and they all got spare items to throw. In about three minutes and ten million shrieks of pain, they were down to two people- Yuffie on team Yuffie, and Rikku on team Rikku. After a long drawn out period, Rikku finally slipped and got bombed with materia. "Hey, no fair!" she stood up, arms behind her back, and leaning forward in shameful rock, catching the definate attention of all the guys present.

Zell, on the other hand, was getting walkie-talkied. "Mr. Dincht to the main hall, we have a puke incident. Probably another bolemic student. We'll need you here immediately, it's starting to stink." came the voice which he could only identify as Selphie. He hung his head and wheeled his yellow cleany thingy to the middle of the main hall where Selphie stood, happy as ever. "Where's the puke?" Zell asked in a monotone. "There is no puke, silly! But there's an empty bathroom right there points for...Whatever else you might want to do." She grinned and poked her tongue out at him, secretly meaning whoever else. He ditched the cart, she ditched the talkie, and they went in to make like rabbits and f---ill the soap back up...wink wink

Irvine, my sweet sweaty shirtless Irvine, was at the back of the class as always, with Rinoa at the board. He had jacked the temperature up so all the girls had their jackets off. Rinoa had her overcoat off as she drew some diagrams on the board. This was sex ed class, but with Irvine in the lead, it was more like kama sutra class. Only females filled the class, all very admiring of Irvine, sweet sweet Irvine. "At the top way up there, I want you to label those body parts." he smirked at her. She looked up. "Mr.Kinneas, I'm sure everybody in the class knows what those are." she argued cutely, hands on hips. "You know why little miss? Because I'm here to teach it to you, now go on." he said. As she reached way up to write on the board, he gazed at her tightening buttox. His pants were very tight, and everyone noticed, for every girl in the room was turned around with their heads in dark places... o.o

After the quickie in the bathroom, Selphie returned to her class, dress a little crooked and hair a little frizzied. She walked in grinning like a psychopath, but none of them dared to question her when she shouted "No lessons today!" and kicked her heels back to her desk where she hummed and drew a little picture of something... You know, I think I'm going to stop there for now.

Hoped u like it. I know it's short, they'll all be short, but hopefully frequent. Anyway, u luff me now, SO REVIEW! meecrob...