Boredom has struck again! And from this boredom will spring the device in which your boredom will dissipate forever! Or, at least for the minute or two it takes you to read this fanfy.
Disclaimer (you: again? can't you just friggin give up all ready? me: ...blink... um...are...you ok?): when da moon 'its da sky like a big pizza pie that's amore!
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Chapter 2- The Next Chapter
Trepe was in the door and drawing more diagrams on ethers, this time how to construct a small portion of it, long before the bell rang. When she was satisfied, she dusted off her hands and put a worksheet on every desk. Polka polka dot dot polka dot. The first student in the door, oddly, was our luffable Mr. Almasy. "What are you doing here so early?" Trepe said as she noticed him. "Can't I just come chill with my favorite teacher, Quisty?" he defended, collapsing into her chair, looking aimlessly through her stuff. She grabbed it away. "That's Instructor Trepe to you, Seifer, now to your desk, or at least away from mine." she said coolly. "Ooh, frisky aren't we Instructor?" he asked. She gave him a why-are-you-really-here look. "I ain't got nowhere to go for now. You're interesting, so now I'm bugging you."
The rest of Trepe's class filed in after the bell rang, giving questioning looks at Seifer and Quistis. He walked across the table tops to his desk where he jumped in. He, in doing so, pissed off a whole row of people. The instructor only sighed.
Zell Dincht was called again to the main hall for a puking incident. He left his yellow cart thing in the janitors room with high expectations, but found that it was a bad idea, seeing as when he got there, there was a large pile of chunky stomach acided food on the floor with yellow cones around it. He hung his head and turned back with a very sad li'l mister in his pants.
Meanwhile, in the gym, the class was doing stretches with Yuffie and Rikku. Afterwards, Yuffie ran to the big wall and pulled down hard on a chain that went to the ceiling and came back down. By pulling, she released the bottom of a giant rolled up tarp with five consecutive targets painted on. They showed the class different techniques for throwing shurikens and daggers at the targets, and then, the class took turns throwing sharp pointy objects.
Secretly, Yuffie and Rikku were behind the bleachers giggling and making out...((in honor of my Yuki))
Selphie was in her happy mood as always as she put the arithmatic equations on the board. The class moaned as they saw them. "Cheer up, sillies, if you look harder, the answers are there too!" she grinned as she looked at some very detailed FF8 Yaoi online at her computer. She was most interested in the Irvine-Zell pictures, you know, part imagination ((the Irvine part)), part nostalgic memory ((the Zell part)). u
Irvine, again with the heat up and no shirt, was in the back again. "In my criteria, I've been instructed to go over pregnancy risks, and some other baby-type shit. So first off, who can tell me how babies are made?" Every girl raised their hand. "Miss Heartilly?" she clears her throat. "When a mommy and daddy love each very much, they decide to show their love in a physical way- " the Instructor chuckled. "I'm going to have to stop you there, babe. It'll take forever that way. You make a baby by having sex." he announced to the class. "If you don't want a baby, you should have used a condom. If you did and it still didn't work, you're pretty damn unlucky. Any questions?" Irvine the gunner asked ((no, sillies, there's no sexual connotation in that... shifty eyes...)). "Ok, give me a second." he stuck his hand in his pocket and pulled out a handfull of condoms. "Anyone need one?" he offered.
Squall, late as always, walked in and started his coffee. "Raise your hand if you're not here." he said again. This time, nobody raised their hand. "Ok! Today we'll be starting our unit on elemental creatures. First, write down all the creatures you can think of. Then we'll discuss." After five minutes, he wrote on the board all the creatures the class had mention. "Caterchipillar, Mesmerize, Buel, Ochu, and that one ice-bug thingy. Is that all you guys got?" he turned around with a repulsed look on his face. The know-it-all in the front said, "But sir, I mentioned Cactuars." Because she didn't raise her hand, and also because Mr. Leonhart didn't like her, he ignored her and went back to the board and scribbled a long list of other creatures ranging from the Abyss Worm to the Wendigo. "Take down the names of all of those. Then pick a partner, and I'll assign a monster for each group to study on."