August 20, 2022
7G
If I had thought I was confused by Ward the Whipper's solo show, his PG-13 version with Mac Strong left me so torn.
Whips and Chains was a comedy duo act that had just enough suggestive content to explain why Edie and the family were nowhere to be seen. But more than that, it was definitely hot to hear him rattle off all the ways he could use his whip while striking targets around the stage.
And when he would use Mac as the target holder, it was priceless.
I wasn't the only one to notice either.
There weren't as many songs in this one, but the ones he did perform were a bit more adult-themed. When he asked for requests from the audience, he was equal parts excited and annoyed.
"Why do people yell out freebird? It is the world's longest song live and the guitar part is impossible without serious skill," Rose pondered.
"That's the point, to make the encore as long as possible. But it is obviously annoying."
"Hit me baby, one more time," Rosalie yelled out of nowhere beside me.
Edward smirked and began cracking the whips to the familiar beat.
Fuck me.