Chapter 2

"I need someone to a be a victim- I mean I need someone to be interviewed!" said Brianna.

"I know!" said Andrea, pushing Mokuba into the chair with a sack of sugar.

"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars..." the narrator says in a round.

"Mokuba Kaiba...has no talent at all..."

"LOOPY, I'M LOOPY!" yells Mokuba, running around with the sack of sugar.

"Mokuba Kaiba...will break dance in five seconds..."

"What's 'break dance'? Do you break a dance or something?" asked Mokuba.

"5...4.."

"Why are you counting down? There's no reason to count down."

"3...2..."

"SUGAR!"

"...1.."

Mokuba started to break dance on the floor. Seto and Andrea run on stage.

"What did you do to him?" asked Seto.

"Go Mokie! WOOT! WOOT!" yelled Andrea.

Then, Mokuba got a little to close to the edge of the stage and fell off. Seto and Andrea run over to the edge and look down to find Mokuba still break dancing.

"You know Mokuba just fell of the stage." said Seto.

"Wha? Mokuba fell? AHHH!" said Andrea, running around in a circle.

Deanna runs onto the stage.

"You guys, Brianna's gone missing!" said Deanna.

"What did you do to her?" asked Andrea.

"..."

"I swear I didn't do it! It was the fork's fault!" said Deanna.

"What are you talking about." asked Seto.

"Nothing!" she said.

"Mokuba Kaiba...has-ACK!"

"Hey guys, it's me Bri." said Brianna.

"Did you just knock out the narrator?" asked Andrea.

"How did you get up there?" asked Deanna.

"Well I found a ladder, I climbed it, I kept climbing until I found this little shaft, I opened it and landed here. And yes I knocked the narrator out."

"Whose da narrator?" asked Joey.

"NO WAY! It's-ACK!" said Brianna but got cut off.

"Bri? You ok?" asked Deanna.

"BWAHAHAHAHAHA! MUAHAHAHA! What do you think? Of course she's not ok, dumbass!"

"You knocked her out, didn't you?" asked Andrea.

"Smart ass."

"Well she is cool." said Deanna.

"Yea, I'm the bomb." said Andrea.

"Well, you were before you said that." said Deanna.

"I can't believe it but I'm actually agreeing with a 13 year old, psycho." said Seto.

"Since when do you agree with anyone, especially Deanna?" asked Andrea.

"I don't know..."

"Whatever." said Andrea.

"Guess what!" said Joey, running on stage.

"If it has to do with me stopping, then no way!" said Mokuba, who was still break dancing.

"BAKURA IS DEAD!" said Joey, happily.

"THANK RA! FINALLY!" said Andrea, jumping up and down idiotically and throwing confetti in the air.

"HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU I'M NOT DEAD!" yelled Bakura from backstage.

"Oh, then I killed the wrong guy..." Joey trailed off.

"Huh, what? Some wants to die? I'm so there!" yelled Andrea, running backstage with a gun that appeared from Ra knows where.

"No one's going to stop me! I swear!" said Mokuba.

"I can."

Mokuba stopped break dancing.

"Wha? I stopped! Why, I was getting so good, and why is the floor scratched up?" asked Mokuba, jumping onto the stage.

"Does it look like I know?" asked Seto.

"Yea."

"Damn, why do I have to explain?" asked Seto.

"Because Deanna wouldn't know because she's a slut." said Mokuba.

"Ok, did you just call me a slut?" asked Deanna.

"Yea, so what?" said Mokuba.

"Ok, whatever." said Deanna, walking toward the backstage.

"Mokuba?"

"Yea, bro?"

"Don't say slut again."

"Ok."

"Stupid narrator." said Brianna, coming onto the stage.

"I thought you were knocked out." said Mokuba.

"I was!" asked Brianna.

"Yea, the narrator said he did." said Mokuba.

"No, he just hit me with something."

"Oh."

"Where's Andrea?" asked Brianna.

"She went somewhere with a gun." said Seto.

"Oh crap. We better find her before she hurts herself." said Brianna, walking backstage with Seto following.

"Wait for me!" yelled Mokuba after them.

"Oh no you don't. Your staying right there so I can torture you-I mean interview you."

"Ok!" said Mokuba cheerfully, sitting back down on the chair.

"Mokuba Kaiba...hates his big brother because he's the owner of Kaiba Crap."

"I do? COOL!" said Mokuba, cheerfully.

"NO! You're not supposed to happy, your supposed to be crying right now!"

"Why would I cry? Do I even like crying? Do I even cry at all?" said Mokuba.

"How should I know? I'm not your babysitter. I'm a narrator and I'm not only that I'm-"

"Oh just shut up! You don't have to yell it out to everyone!" yelled Brianna.

"Tell us what? TELL ME!" yelled Andrea.

"You'll find out in the future."

"5...4...3...2...1...ok it's the future now, tell me!" said Andrea.

"No."

"Yes."

"Shut up! your getting me confused!" yelled Tea.

...silence...

"WINE!"

"OH SHUT UP PEGASUS! Wait...Pegasus?" asked Brianna.

"Yes?" he asked.

"WHERE THE FRIGIN HELL DID YOU COME FROM!" yelled Seto.

"I was here the whole time." Pegasus said, calmly.

"Um...ok..." said Andrea.

"Brianna?" asked Pegasus.

"Yea?" she asked.

"Where's the wine?"

Brianna sweatdropped.

"SHUT UP ABOUT THE FUCKING WINE!" yelled Andrea, who started chasing Pegasus.

"Can we get on with this thing?"

"Go ahead." said Brianna, grabbing everyone and dragging them backstage except for Mokuba.

"Mokuba Kaiba...his nickname is Pokie Koba..."

"No my nickname is Mokie, duh." said Mokuba.

"Mokuba Kaiba...hates his sister because she's a psycho..."

"She's a psycho but I don't hate her."

"Sure..."

"I DON'T!"

"Now you know Pokie Koba, the break dancing, sister hating because she's a psycho, brother hating because he's the president of Kaiba Crap, little stupid boy who called Deanna a slut."

"Huh? What? Who's Pokie Koba? Is he here? Can I be his friend? WAIT COME BACK HERE! I DEMAND YOU TO COME BACK! SETO CAN YOU SUE THIS GUY? I'M GOING TO SUE YOU, YA HERE ME!" yelled Mokuba, as he threw a sack of sugar at the camera and it broke.

"YAY!" yelled everyone.

"I have extras."

"OH CRAP, EVERYONE RUN AWAY!" yelled Brianna, running to Ra knows where.

srry it soooo long to update i was on vacation. R and R pls!