Chapter 3
Seto is chained to the chair in front of Andrea, who had his Blue Eyes White Dragons in one hand and a pair of scissors in the other.
"Let me go!" said Seto.
"Not until the interview is done." said Andrea.
"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars..." the narrator says in a row.
"Seto Kaiba...is the president of Kaiba Crap..."
"Ridiculous! You have no proof!"
"Yes I do..."
A paper came flying at Seto and landed on his face. He tried to get the paper but his arms were chained to the chair. Andrea grabbed the paper and held it out in front of him. The paper had Seto's face on it with the words, 'Kaiba Crap' in crayon.
"The words are in crayon and this is Brianna's picture of me!" said Seto.
"You have no proof of what so ever!"
"Actually I do." said Seto with a smirk.
"BRIANNA! Where's my picture that I gave you?" asked Seto.
"Right here!" said Brianna, taking out a picture of Kaiba with a border of flowers and hearts around it.
The color drained from Seto's face.
"But it's still in crayon!" said Seto.
"No it's not. Feel it."
Andrea gave Seto the paper and his hand went over it.
"Holy crap. It's not crayon."
"Told ya."
"Where did you get this?" asked Seto.
"I took a picture of it when I saw the billboards when I was traveling. I saw so many that I just had to take a picture."
"I'M GOING TO SUE YOU!" yelled Seto.
"Actually you can't." said Brianna and Andrea.
"Yes, listen to the ladies and they'll explain why..."
"Ikilledyourlawyer." said Andrea quickly.
"Speak english." said Seto.
"Andrea killed your lawyer because she was bored." said Brianna, and ran back to backstage.
"YOU WHAT!" yelled Seto.
"Ahh...sibling rivals. Can't get enough of them..."
"Stay out of it!" said Seto.
"GET ON WITH THE TORTURING–I MEAN INTERVIEW!" said Andrea.
"Seto Kaiba...likes plushies..."
"Do not!" said Seto.
"What about your pictures?"
A picture flies at Seto and lands on his head. Andrea grabs it and thrusts it into Seto's face, not looking at the picture. The color drains from Seto's face as he sees the picture. Andrea sees him and pulls the picture to look at it but Seto snatches it with his mouth. Andrea was about to grab it when Seto eats the picture.
"Gross." said Andrea.
"Seto Kaiba...was on a date with Orlando Bloom..."
"Yea right. I'm not gay." said Seto.
"Seto Kaiba...Orlando Bloom is backstage if you want to give him a kiss..."
"FOR REAL!" yells Andrea and runs backstage.
-backstage
"It's true! He's here!" said Andrea, running up to Orlando and hugging him.
"Elijah Wood is here, also." said Brianna.
"Yay!" said Andrea, not letting go of Orlando.
"Can you get her off of me?" asks Orlando.
Brianna tries to get Andrea to let go but can't.
"Sorry, she won't let go." said Brianna.
"I know!" said Mokuba, throwing a pixie stick outside and Andrea went to get it.
"Thanks little man." said Orlando, who continued filming Seto's interview.
"That's my camcorder!" said Elijah.
"That girl who talks about friendships broke mine so I'm using yours." said Orlando.
"Oh ok. You can use if you give that tape to the news." said Elijah.
"Sure will." said Orlando.
-on stage
"Seto Kaiba...is all alone with me..."
"Don't leave me alone with this bastard-of-a-narrator!" said Seto, struggling to get free from the chains.
"Now you know Seto Kaiba, picture eating, plushie lover, gay president of Kaiba Crap..."
"They know nothing of me! I'm not gay! I don't eat pictures! Come back!" said Seto as the camera rolls of set.
"You said that your not gay, you don't eat pictures, and that your not the president of Kaiba Crap, but you didn't say that you liked plushies..." the narrator said before the camera rolled of set.
R&R pls