Chapter 8
"DAMN, STAY STILL ALREADY!" I yelled to Marik, who was chained, super-glued, and stapled to the chair.
"NO! I DON'T WANT TO STAY HERE!" he yelled, as I randomly took out a tape recorder and pressed Play.
"I love you, you love me, we're a big huge family, with a great big hug, and a kiss from me to you, won't you say I love you too?" played the Barney song.
"AHHH! IT'S POSSESSED!" yelled Marik.
"How about this?" I said, as I randomly took out another tape recorder and pressed Play.
"I love you, you love me, let's all go and kill Barney, with a great, big ax, and hit him off the head, let's all celebrate, Barney's dead!" played the song.
"Better." said Marik.
"There's more where that came from...if you do the interview?" I said, quickly and ran out of the room before he could answer me.
"REVENGE! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS! I'M GOING TO-(cough)" said Marik.
"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars..."
"Marik Ishtar...is a-yea just put the party food over at the table over there"
"?" Marik looked at the camera, confused.
"(clears throat) As I was saying...Marik Ishtar...has a-the soda is under the cabinet"
"Wha?" said Marik, confused.
"Where was I? Oh yea. Marik Ishtar...needs a-no the guest list is on the table over there."
"Was I even invited to the party your having?" asked Marik, getting impatient.
"Mmmmmmaaaaaaayyyyyyyybbbbbeeeeee..."
"Grr...how dare you not invite the great Marik Ishtar! Oh well, I'm wwwwwaaaaaayyyyy to sexy to be in that party anyway." said Marik, with a smirk.
"Sssssssuuuuuuurrrrrreeeee...anyways. Marik Ishtar...never had-no, no the hot tub goes next to the pool not the pool table!"
Marik is furious that the narrator is not picking on him...for some apparent reason. A vein starts popping in Marik's head as the narrator won't shut up about his party.
"Now you know Marik Ishtar..."
"ACK! THEY KNOW NOTHING OF THE GREAT, SEXY MARIK! I'M LEAVING!" yelled Marik, as the chains, super glue, and staples fell off him, and he left.
Bakura walked on stage, for some reason, and sat on the chair, with a smirk.
"Get out of here, Bakura."
Bakura got up with a frown and left...