Hilda, Zelda, Sabrina, Danny and Stan were headed back to the Spellman house. Zelda drove while Hilda sat in the passenger seat. Stan sat in the back on the driver's side, Danny sat in the back middle and Sabrina sat in the back on the passenger's side. She looked over at Stan as he slept, feeling guilty. "This is all my fault." she thought to herself.
"Is there any way to undo the spell and wake Stan up?" Danny asked. "I'm afraid not. That sleeping spell set him into an extreme deep sleep, nothing can wake him up. Luckily the spell will wear off in about three hours." Hilda explained. "This is all my fault. If I hadn't cast that stupid spell!" Sabrina said sadly. "No, no, no. This is my fault. It was my ghost shield that caused the spell to hit him." Danny reassured her while feeling guilty.
"That's enough, you two. Neither of you are at fault. This was just an unfortunate accident. Had Vlad not moved at the right time, the spell would've hit him. And Danny, you had no choice but to use the ghost shield. Let's just be grateful that Stan is just sleeping and not hurt." Zelda said. "Yeah, you're right. I am glad he's not hurt." Danny said, feeling a little better.
"Danny, have you told him your secret?" Sabrina asked. "No, but I've wanted to for a while now. I'm gonna tell him when he wakes up." Danny decided. "Should we tell him our secret?" Sabrina asked her aunts. "At this point, I'm not sure we have a choice." Zelda said. Danny and Sabrina both just hoped he'd take it well.
Soon, they arrived at the Spellman house and pulled into the driveway. This time, Danny and Sabrina helped him into the house, Sabrina carried him by the arms while Danny carried him by the legs. They set him on Sabrina's bed and tucked him in. This woke Salem from a nap.
"Let me guess, he's secretly a fairy." Salem said. "Salem, not now. I accidentally put a sleeping spell on him." Sabrina said. "Lucky kid. At least someone is able to take a nap in this house." Salem said. "I was trying to hit Vlad with it." Sabrina said. "Good job." Salem snarked. He left to go watch TV.
Stan woke up a couple hours later, with Hilda, Zelda, Danny and Sabrina standing over him. "Are you okay, Stan?" Sabrina asked. "I-I think so. Where am I?" Stan said groggily, rubbing his eyes. "We took you to our house. You're in Sabrina's bed. We figured the last thing you needed was to go back to Danny's house right now." Zelda said. She and Hilda walked out of the room.
"Stan, I need to tell you something, and this is something I've wanted to tell you for a while now." Danny said, sitting down on the bed next to Stan. "Let me guess, you want to tell me that you're Danny Phantom?" Stan asked. Danny and Sabrina's eyes both widened in shock. "How'd you know?" Danny asked. "Dude, seriously? You look the same, you sound the same, even your names are almost the same. Danny Fenton? Danny Phantom?" Stan said. "Smart kid." Sabrina said, impressed. "I know you're Danny Phantom. I'm surprised no one else has figured it out yet." Stan said. "So, you're not surprised?" Danny asked.
"I've seen some crazy shit before. I once unknowingly led a cult, got stoned with a talking towel, my best friend constantly dies and then comes back to life, I worked with Al Gore to stop a creature that's half man, half bear and half pig, called ManBearPig, stopped a zombie apocalypse that the town mistook for pinkeye and saw an uprising of hairless foreigners who time traveled from the year 4035 who spoke a strange blend of languages looking for jobs, just to name a few things." Stan said. "Wow." Sabrina said in shock, her and Danny both dumbfounded. "Although, how did you get your powers?" Stan asked Danny.
"Well, after my parents built the ghost portal, it shut off and they figured it was another invention that didn't work. Once they left, I checked it out and activated it from the inside and it electrocuted me. The rest is history." Danny explained. "Jesus Christ!" Stan exclaimed in shock. "Yeah." Danny said. "So, what did that one ghost guy want?" Stan asked. "That was Vlad, that ghost vulture was one of his henchmen. Vlad's a half ghost, too. His human form is Vlad Masters. He used to be a friend of my parents until a lab accident from a prototype ghost portal my dad was working on gave him his powers. Ever since then, he's had a disturbing crush on my mom and a vendetta against my dad." Danny explained.
"Gross, dude! So what does he want?" Stan asked. "A month ago he tried to expose me to Sabrina and her aunts or expose them to me since he knows all about them because he thought they'd turn on me and eventually kill me. He knew that would lead to my parents finding out my secret and he naturally assumed my dad is as heartless as he is so he thought it'd drive them apart and he'd have my mom all to himself." Danny explained.
Stan grimaced in disgust. "His plan sort of worked, he beat me up so badly I reverted to human form in front of Sabrina, but she and her aunts didn't turn on me, so now I think he's out for revenge. He was probably trying to expose me to you because he thought you'd turn on me and rat me out to my dad, who'd probably kill me or he'd try to kill me himself. Luckily he's never been able to kill me, and I know my dad would never kill me." Danny explained. "So who else knows?" Stan asked. "Sam, Tucker, Jazz, Sabrina, her aunts, her cat, and now you." Danny said. "Her cat?" Stan raised an eyebrow, catching that last bit.
"That reminds me. Stan, I need to tell you something, too: I'm actually a half-witch." Sabrina said. Stan paused briefly. "What?" he asked, in a tone that said, "Did I hear that right?". "You mean, like, a hocus pocus witch. Those are real?" Stan asked. Sabrina nodded. "The reason I'm only a half-witch is because my mom was a mortal while my dad was a warlock." She explained. Hilda and Zelda walked back in the room. Zelda handed Stan a glass of water and he drank it. "I don't become a full witch until I turn sixteen. I tend to borrow spells from the spooky jar." Sabrina explained. "Spooky Jar?" Stan asked. "A genie who lives in the purple cookie jar in our kitchen, he grants spells but often with a twist. He also speaks entirely in rhyme." Zelda said, taking the empty cup from Stan as he hands it to her.
"So, uh, what happened earlier when that giant rock turned into a mattress... that was one of you?" Stan asked. "That was me. Since you didn't know we were witches, Sabrina couldn't cast a spell to save herself, so I cast a spell to save her." Zelda explained. "I think I've almost fallen to my death enough, thank you!" Sabrina said. "And when that guy got a wedgie?" Stan asked. "That was me. I hate that guy!" Sabrina admitted. "So what about your cat?" Stan asked.
"His name is Salem. He used to be an evil warlock but he was turned into a talking cat by the Witch Counsel for trying to take over the world." Sabrina explained. "Oh Jesus!" Stan exclaimed in shock. "Don't worry. As a cat, he's harmless." Hilda said. "So, this morning, when I heard something and you guys didn't... that was him?" Stan asked. "Guilty as charged!" Salem said smugly, walking in right on que. "What were you thinking?" Zelda reprimanded him. "I figured I'd mess with the kid's head. It was some top tier trolling if I say so myself. I just came in here to get my pillow, I'll leave you guys to traumatize him some more in just a second." Salem said, grabbing his pillow and leaving.
"Anyway, Zelda and I are older than we look. We're really five hundred years old, the Witch's counsel punished us for abusing our magic by trapping us in the bodies of eighteen year olds." Hilda added. "So who knows about you guys' powers?" Stan asked. "Just my best friend Chloe, Danny, Sam, Tucker, you and my Uncle Quigley. He was our guardian until Aunt Hilda and Aunt Zelda hit eighteen physically." Sabrina said. "The Witch Counsel usually forbids telling mortals about the existence of witches, but we're not sure there's much they can do here since this town already knows about ghosts, and it sounds like you've seen quite a few supernatural beings in South Park yourself." Zelda said.
"Stan, we know this is a lot to take in. But after what happened earlier, we figured you had the right to know. Do you promise not to tell anyone?" Sabrina asked. Stan passed out again due to the shock. "He'll be fine. He's just in shock." Zelda assured the teens. "Do you think he'll keep our secret?" Sabrina asked. "Yeah, I mean, he knew the whole time I was Phantom and never told anyone." Danny said. "That is true. I guess I have nothing to worry about." Sabrina said, starting to smile.