Danny, Sabrina, Hilda and Zelda were talking in the living room when they noticed Stan had woken up again and was walking out. "Stan-" Zelda began to say but he cut her off. "I'm gonna go home now." he said, not making eye contact with any of them as he left. The four of them were a little thrown by how abrupt that was. Danny and Sabrina begun to feel bad, they hoped they didn't scare him. "He just needs time to take this all in." Zelda assured the two teens.

They hoped she was right. Danny did what he could to stay out of Stan's way, which wasn't entirely easy since they lived together and shared a room. But he gave his younger cousin as much space as he could, the two didn't talk much and when they did it was mostly passice interactions.

That night, Stan was feeling guilty after his standoffish behavior towards Sabrina and her aunts earlier. He was having a hard time processing the fact that they all were witches - South Park was an enigma of craziness, and given that he and Danny were cousins, him knowing about the existence of ghosts was a given. But even so, the fact that witches are not only real, but living across the street was a shock.

But in spite of that, they are actually really nice people and he knows how important they are to Danny, especially Sabrina. Hell, Stan liked them, too. And they were having fun up until earlier. Plus, even with all of that craziness, it beat being stuck at home with Jack and Randy being hammered. He was just taken aback, he didn't mean to be rude. He hoped he hadn't hurt their feelings.

So he decided to apologize. He'd forgotten what their last name was, so he went on Facebook and went to Danny's friends list. He typed "Sab" and the first thing that came up was "Sabrina Spellman". He'd hit the "Add Friend" button.

Meanwhile, Sabrina was at home in bed but not sleeping. She hoped Zelda was right and they didn't scare Stan off or cause him to think they were freaks. She was on her phone when she got a Facebook notification that said "Stan Marsh sent you a friend request". She was surprised but also a little relieved, and hit "Accept". Immediately afterwards, she got a message from Stan:

"Hey listen, I'm sorry about earlier. I didn't mean to be a dick. I was just shocked."

She messaged him back:

"Thank you, Stan. It's okay. I was just worried that we scared you off. I didn't want you to think we were freaks. But I get it, you were just having a hard time taking it all in."

"Exactly. I had fun, at least until all that crazy shit happened. I hope I didn't hurt your feelings."

"No, you're fine. And since you already knew Danny's secret, I guess I don't have to worry about you spilling mine."

"I'm glad. I just know that Danny cares a lot about you guys and I didn't want to hurt him, or you or your aunt's. Plus, he was right about you guys. You ARE nice people"

"Thanks:) And Danny's pretty great, isn't he?"

"He's the best. Hey could you do me a favor and apologize to your aunt's on my behalf?"

"Sure but I think they'll understand. After you left they reassured me that you just needed time to process everything we told you. As usual, they were right."

"Yeah, I mean, South Park is full of crazy shit and knowing about Danny is a given since we're related. But I still wasn't expecting witches to be real."

"Yep, real as can be. There have been times where our secret was almost found out but I had to find a creative lie to keep it, but after what happened earlier, I decided not to. Besides, it probably wouldn't work, you're a lot smarter than most of the people in Greendale."

"I bet the people in South Park are even dumber. Seriously, I can't help but wonder how most of them even remember to breathe!"

"Haha. So, Danny told me you had another Facebook before this and it was a nightmare. What happened? If you don't mind my asking."

"Nah it's cool. So Kyle, Cartman and Kenny got on Facebook and spent all of their time on there instead of doing something fun like playing video games. They made me one against my wishes, and every time I tried to delete it I got harassed either add this or that person. I also had to help Kyle with his stupid Facebook farm because he was losing Facebook friends over one weird friendless kid he added. It was mostly my dad and ex girlfriend who harassed me, but even complete strangers were mad because I didn't accept their friend requests. I got sick of it and decided to delete my profile, but then I got sucked into Facebook - literally SUCKED into it. It was sort of like Tron. I had to accept friend requests from said strangers for them to talk to me and give me answers. I got stuck playing Yahtzee against people and I always won. Eventually I find my profile, which turned into a sentient monster and beat him at Yahtzee, and I was finally able to delete my profile."

"Oh wow, you weren't kidding. That DOES sound like a nightmare! So what made you decide to get back on here?"

"I mostly just did it to keep in touch with my friends and family. I still don't like it but it's not AS bad. I'm not getting harassed to add people or change this or that. Plus I made this one and not my friends. It's come in handy now because I can video chat with Kyle and Kenny."

"Ah, okay. Well, I'll tell you what, you have the go ahead to tell Kenny and Kyle about us, as long as they're trustworthy. Since they are your best friends."

"Thanks Sabrina."

"You're welcome. I should get to sleep. Goodnight Stan:)"

"Goodnight."

And with that, Sabrina turned her phone off and went to sleep.