Squirrel attack

by Miss Kells Bells

Okay. This is just a twisted story I felt like writing because I was bored. You might find it amusing. Rated K plus for charater death. It's not suppose to be good. It's just suppose to be random humor. It's nothing like my other fanfic's.

Edited as of 7/2/12

Squirrel Attack

By: KaNugget

Rating: K+ for mild cartoon violence

Disclaimer: I do not own Star Wars or any of its characters

A/N: This is probably my stupidest story on this site, and it's written pretty badly. I've deleted the majority of my older stuff on this site, because they were so bad, but this story does have a special place in my heart. Mainly because it's made out of pure crack. Enjoy.

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Jacen sat on a rock. He was 14 years old and was watching the trees. There was rustling in it. It was probably an animal. He loved animals. A little squirrel ran down the tree. He used the force to get the animal to come closer. He sent it calm thoughts. It hopped up on the rock next to him. A couple more squirrels came down from the trees.

Squirrel #1 POV

He made me feel good. I don't know how but he did it. I guess the other squirrels didn't like that I was getting close to him. That is when it happened.

No one's POV

The other squirrels came. They attacked Jacen. They bit him and scratched him. They hit him until he died. After that they stole his credits. And the squirrels lived happily ever after. THE END.