Disclaimer: I don't own these characters…
A/N: this is just something i wrote real fast for www . kaitaka . net forum. I love all my fans!
NO TIME
Takao ran down the street for his life. Behind him was a horde of screaming fans that wanted his autograph, and some wanted his clothing and locks of hair. This was the downside to being famous and very cute to boot. (AN HAH!) He rounded bends and corners, but still they came, still they pursued him. He could not lose them!
"TAKAO!" The mob screams, and a rose hit him in the back of the head. Takao picked up his speed in fright.
"AHH!" He screamed. Of all the days for him to stumble upon a small convention for his fans in Bay city .
"OH GOD I LUV U!" One of them screamed. It had been a guy! Takao could practically hear the obsessive fanboy spelling in the speech!
-Need to escape! Need to escape!- His primal instincts were telling him. He took a sharp turn into an alley, and nearly jumped out of his pants in shock when a purple-clad figure dropped to the ground right in front of him.
Kai straightened up, and stared at Takao's distressed state.
"KAI!" Takao shouted.
Kai stared again and finally replied. "….What's wrong with you?"
Takao heard voices and screams coming nearer to the alley they were in, he hopped from foot to foot in anxiety. "Oh no! They're coming! Come on, we've got to hurry!" He grabbed Kai's arm to pull him, but the crowd had spotted them.
"THERE!" A girl pointed.
"AHH!" Takao's hair stood on end. "We gotta go! They'll get you too!" He tried to get Kai to move, but he wouldn't budge.
"There's no time." Kai replied, still standing frustratingly still.
The fans converged in, like wolves ready to attack a sacrificial lamb.
"What do we do?"
"…How about this…" Kai pressed himself up against Takao so they pushed against the wall and kissed his neck. "Just play along…" He mumbled against Takao's skin.
"Hah..ho..hokay." Takao agreed readily, suddenly forgetting about everybody else when Kai nibbled his ear, then placed kisses down his jaw. Kai rubbed his hands sensually up and down Takao's chest and the Dragoon blader wound his arms around Kai's waist. Touching Kai's legs with his gloved hands. (AN, AHH )
Takao got burning hot and kissed Kai soundly on the mouth, their lips moving with fervor, feverishly. "Mmn!" Hands started roaming about everywhere, up and down, sideways and diagonally. Fingers were in hair and clothes rumpled.
The mob of fans had stopped and stared with glazed eyes at the scene. Then, as one, they cheered. "YEAHHHH!" Cameras began clicking and flashing on the finally immobile world champion.
Takao tried to wave them away, but Kai grabbed the moving hand and put it on his rear instead. He could not complain. This was one of the upsides to being famous. You could make out with in an alley and everyone would love it.
THE END!