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Breaking News by Triforce Knight

Male Pregnancy Breakout at Wizards School

Many male students at Great Britain's Hogwarts, a world-renowned wizarding school, woke this morning to a startling discovery. Morning sickness, strange cravings, back aches, swollen ankles, and emotional breakdowns; all known symptoms of pregnancy.

Most of these students were out celebrating the outcome of the World Cup. As it is known, Italy came back from a hundred points behind to winning the match by miraculous ten points when Italian seeker, Jessica Crillian, caught the snitch after five hours and thirty-five minutes.

"The butterbeer tasted a lot differently last night," Ron Weasley, sixth year, made the comment. The other boys commented the same thing when questioned. The Ministry of Magic's Department of Misuse of Potions has come to the conclusion that somebody spiked the drinks with a pregnancy-inducing potion.

Pregnancy-inducing potions have the known use of allowing a woman with an infertile husband to get pregnant just by her husband's touch. This is the first massive widespread case of male pregnancy at Hogwarts since 1975 when the Yule Ball's punch bowl was spiked with the potion (the culprits were never caught).

Is this another practical joke gone astray or is this a breach in Hogwarts security from the Dark Lord trying to cripple all able-bodied males from the fight? Here's what some parents had to say.

"Serves them right," Lucius Malfoy, father of Slytherin seeker Draco Malfoy, "Young men their age need to be disciplined for leaving school grounds during school hours."

Mr. Malfoy declined further comment when informed that his own son was one of the few males that ended up pregnant.

"Kids try stuff all the time," Arthur Weasley jokes, "I guess parenthood is the new fad."

Mr. Weasley seems to be the only adult taking things calmly about the situation. Mrs. Molly Weasley on the other hand comments, "If it wasn't for the fact that Albus Dumbledore is the Headmaster, I would drag my own son out of that school and kill him once the baby is born!"

The following males found themselves pregnant: Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Terry Boot, Neville Longbottom, and apparently this party was supervised by current Potions Master, Severus Snape.

Albus Dumbledore, the current Hogwarts Headmaster gave us this only comment: "Things are going to be interesting now until May."