A long time ago: Preston Hanvey: Wait what are you doing Tina? : Tina Charendoff: I'm going to have my way with a nice man like you! : Preston Hanvey: hey! get off of me already Tina! : Tina Charendoff: Shut up already or else! : Preston Hanvey: I said get off of me! : Tina Charendoff: then so be it! this will most definitely shut you up wont it? : Preston Hanvey: Stop it tina-mmmmmmmhhhhhhhnnnnn! : Tina Charendoff: now that's more like it! : Years later: Alice Grace Hanvey: Preston why doesn't mom love me anymore? ruthie is her favorite isn't she? : Preston Hanvey: well I'll tell you this that it's hard being a single dad and hopefully you're mother tina will understand this someday! : Ryan Pettit: hey Preston! I'm back so that Alice can babysit Ophelia! : Preston Hanvey: ok then! you two have fun! : Ryan Pettit: and here's some money so that you can both get braums or McDonald's or something! : Ophelia Pettit: wow! thanks dad! : Alice Grace Hanvey: yeah! thank you mister pettit! : Meanwhile: Jackson Majors: it's time isn't it percy? : Percy: yes dad! I'll finally get to have my way with one of those cute girls! : Meanwhile: Alice Grace Hanvey: that McDonald's was super delicious! : Ophelia Pettit: it sure was! isn't my daddy the best? : Percy Hanvey: oh I'm the only one that you two nice ladies will be calling the best from here on out! : A few blocks from the house: Helppppppp! : Ryan Pettit: what the hell was that just now? : Preston Hanvey: it sounded like Alice! : Percy: now shut up and take it like a good girl! : Ophelia: our dad's our going to kill you! just you watch! : Jackson Majors: do you want me to shut the annoying blonde one up by putting a gag in her mouth? : Percy: dad you are a genius! : Ophelia Pettit: get away from me you freak! : Jackson Majors: don't worry! my son will have his way with you too after he's done with you're friend over there! : Preston Hanvey: Who's there? I'm warning you i have a shotgun! : Ryan Pettit: and i have a shotgun as well! : Percy: quick dad! into the front yard to our escape route! : Jackson Major: good thinking son! : Preston Hanvey: what did they do to you guys? : Ryan Pettit: he put a gag in my daughter's mouth! now I'm going to go and get my revenge on them! : Later that night: Jackson Major: don't worry son! they should be gone again so we can have some more fun with them! : Percy: wait! who's that? : Preston Hanvey: I'll give you ten seconds to run and get the hell out of my yard! : Jackson Major: run my son! : Percy: ow! why the hell is there a rake here? : Ryan Pettit: times up! now eat fireworks! : Percy: hey dad! look i made the firework my bitch! : Jackson Major: Percy you shouldn't put it on you're man parts! : Percy: Wait! i just heard something blow up! oh shit! i don't feel so good! : Jackson Major: don't worry Percy! we'll go get some help! just stay with me! : Preston Hanvey: that should deal with them! : Ryan Pettit: it sure should! : Ophelia Pettit: daddy! eeeekkk! : Ryan Pettit: what the hell was that? : Preston Hanvey: i really don't want to know but let's save you're daughter again i guess! : Ryan Pettit: what is it Ophelia? : Ophelia Pettit: what the hell is that thing? : Ryan Pettit: it looks like some kind of giant portrait or something? : Preston Hanvey: whatever it is it can't be good! : Ophelia Pettit: is that blood coming out from the back of it? : Preston Hanvey : it sure looks like it! : Ryan Pettit : Crap! get back! : TO BE CONTINUED