I woke up to the sound of someone at my front door. I sat up in bed, blinking the sleep from my eyes as I looked past the piled up takeout boxes and convenience store food wrappers that decorate my apartment. Upon realizing who was making so much noise at such an hour I scrambled out of bed, kicking the covers upwards as I did so.

Upon opening the door I found a postal worker standing there with a small rectangular box in his hand. After giving me a bored look, he gestured to the tablet in his hand.

"Are you the resident of this apartment? I have something you need to sign for."

I nodded quietly, scrawled my chicken scratch signature, and slammed the door shut once I had what I wanted. I held the box in the air as I ran to my room as quickly as I could, kicking up various articles of trash as I went. A grin appeared on my face. Soon. Soon everything will change!

As I tore open the box I thought about everything that had happened in the past few years. A lonely quarantine, all my friends leaving, the pressure of finding a job in this cruel world, not to mention having to learn how to function in public again. I sighed to myself as I finally lifted the red velvet box and lifted the cover. Inside was a shriveled piece of wood, barely the size of my hand. There were some flakes of blue and pink still clinging onto the wood, indicating that it had once been painted but otherwise bare, brown wood stared back at me.

After carefully placing the relic back in the box I cleared a space in my room. After doing so I made a circle out of dirt that I had scraped up from the front of my apartment building one night. In the center I made a pentagram out of sticks and placed the velvet box in the center. Once everything was in place I grabbed my phone off of my bed and read the words that I had managed to find online aloud, doing my best to sound determined. Lighting struck outside and soon I could hear rain tapping against my tiny apartment window.

After several minutes of repeating the chant I knelt down and hung my head as I continued to say the words, this time barely above a whisper. This is my last chance, I thought. My last chance to be something!

"Are you my...Master?"

The woman's voice made me freeze. I raised my head slowly. I expected a woman

dressed in a cloak of some sort, runes running across her body but instead what I got was a blonde girl dressed in a skimpy wizards outfit. My eyes widened and I instantly grew red in the face when I realized who she was. The blue and pink coloring, the weirdly conical wizard's hat, and the gold, blue, and pink that she twirled in her fingers.

"It can't be," I muttered as Dark Magician Girl blinked at me and cocked her head to the side. I checked my hand. Sure enough, a blood red spiral now adorned me, divided into three distinct parts. Command seals, indicating that I was a master participating in the Holy Grail War.

Dark Magician Girl knelt down and looked at the symbol and my wrist and nodded in affirmation. She grabbed my hand and helped me to my feet. I couldn't help but get lost in her beautiful green eyes, my face getting redder with every second. The spirit before me was identical to how she was in the card game I had played all those years ago. Back then, I had had a crush on her just like every adolescent boy.

What are you doing, lusting after your Servant! I chided myself as I looked away from her, trying not to look back. Stay focused! The war has begun and I could die at any moment!

"You are my Master, indeed," said Dark Magician Girl. "But there's something I need to tell you, Master."

I snuck a glance at her. Her golden hair flowed gracefully down her back and her exposed shoulders gave her an alluring quality. I had always known her outfit was meant to titillate but seeing her in person and up so close was an entirely different matter.

"What is it?" I eventually asked, trying to keep calm as I turned to face her.

"You didn't summon me quite correctly," Dark Magician Girl said, twirling her baton and giving me a sympathetic smile. "I'm afraid I've been completely cut off from the mana supply I would have had if you had summoned me in the right way."

I froze.

Mana was vitally important to a Servant's ability to remain in the Holy Grail War. Without it, without her, I was totally defenseless. It wasn't an exaggeration to say that even the weakest Servant could snap me in half without a second thought.

In essence, I was fucked.

I sank to my knees, my head in my hands. My thoughts raced as I grappled with what she had just told me. No mana. A servant with no mana. Ha. You've really fucked up this time, you fucking idiot! You thought you were a failure now? Just wait until your guts are spread out across the wall in some shitty alleyway. Fuck!

Suddenly I felt a hand on my shoulder. It was warm and reassuring. Dark Magician Girl helped me to my feet once again and gave me a warm smile. I tried to return the expression but could only manage an awkward smirk as tears slowly ran down my face.

"Don't worry, Master. There's always another way," said Dark Magician Girl as she wiped away my tears and led me over to my bed.

She sat me down and then turned my face so I was looking at her. When she sat down down next to me she pulled me closer and gave me a deep and passionate kiss. At first I flinched but as I realized how good it felt I closed my eyes and lost myself in my passions. Our tongues mixed and she ran her other hand down my back gently caressing me.

"A Master can provide for his Servant by transferring his mana to her." Dark Magician Girl raised her wand and winked at me. "A Servant without mana leaves her Master unprotected. What do you say, Master? How about we have sex, if only to prolong our lives?"

Before I could say anything, Dark Magician Girl pinned me down on the bed, moving her hand up my shirt. Her breasts brushed against me as she deftly undid my pants, my hands seemingly moving on her own to help get them off. Dark Magician Girl placed her hand on my cock, stroking it up and down gently. The warmth and sensation of a stranger's hand alone was enough to make me squirm with pleasure.

Next she took off my shirt. We kissed again, her hands running up and down my chest and teasing my nipples. I felt a shiver of excitement run down my spine as she embraced me, pushing herself up against me. My throbbing cock brushed against the bottom of her leotard, reminding me that the best was still to come. Dark Magician Girl began to take off her clothes, her eyes on my face, seemingly watching for my reaction. I reached out and grabbed her hand.

"No, keep it on," I whispered, my heart about to burst out of my chest. "It'll make it easier for me to...uh, give you my mana."

Dark Magician Girl gave me a slight nod and smile before moving to kiss me once again, one hand still stroking my member gently. She moved the bottom of her leotard to the side, exposing her pussy for me to see. I stared at it in awe for a few moments, a look of amusement crossing Dark Magician Girl's face as she positioned herself above my cock.

"Master, watch my greatest trick," she said, bringing my hands closer to hers so we could interlock our fingers. "I'm about to make Master's excited cock disappear."

She slowly slid downwards, guiding my cock inside as she went. I moaned, all of the muscles in my body tightening as I entered her deepest parts. The warmth and sensation quickly overtook every thought in my mind.

And then she began moving.

It felt as if I had entered a new world. The feeling of my cock sliding in and out of her wet pussy was enough to make me moan and shiver uncontrollably in excitement. So this is sex! I thought to myself, my thoughts moving a mile a minute. Any thought of potentially dying horrifically in this farce of a Holy Grail War had long exited my mind. Sex is so much better than I thought! And to think it my first time would be with Dark Magician Girl!

Soon I could hear her own moans as she went up and down. A surge of pride rose in me as she continued to move, the tight sensation of her pussy getting more and more pleasurable with the increase in her moans.

"Master!" she moaned as she began moving up and down. "Master, yes!"

Every time she moved, I could see her outfit slowly slip underneath her sizable breasts. I reached out my hand and seized them, fondling them intently as Dark Magician Girl continued to ride me. I could feel myself reaching climax sooner and sooner. But I wasn't ready to let the ride end yet.

"Can we switch positions?" I asked, almost out of breath. Sex was more pleasurable than I thought but also much more work than porn suggested. "I'm about to cum."

Dark Magician Girl gave me a sly smile as she let my cock slip out of her and went down for another kiss. She let me suck on her tits for a moment as she rubbed my head like I was a little kid again. It was a strange feeling but oddly pleasurable, like discovering something new.

"What should we try next, Master?" she asked.

"Lie down on the bed," I said almost immediately. "Let me do some of the work now."

Dark Magician Girl nodded and lay down. I felt the blood rush to my cock once against as I looked at her shapely ass and long legs, including her perfectly shaped thighs. Not only that but from behind I could truly appreciate her hourglass figure and the slight glimpse of her breasts peaking out from from behind only made the scene even more erotic. I fell upon her like a madman, slipping my cock between her pussy and almost collapsing forward from how good it felt. The new position was like an entirely differently experience

I grabbed Dark Magician Girl's wrists and pinned her down as I thrust in and out, relishing every squeal of pleasure from my Servant. Oh my god this is amazing, I thought as I continued to move in and out. I felt her feet press against my back and I thrust forward a little too hard.

"Dark Magician Girl, I-"

Fireworks went off in my head as I came inside her. My jaw fell open from pure ecstasy as I pumped every last drop of semen my body could muster inside. The sensation of Dark Magician Girl's legs locking me in was just incredible and the long sigh that she let out was music to my ears. Oh my god. I actually came inside her. That...That was amazing.

Exhausted, I shakily got to my feet as Dark Magician Girl sat up and relished the mana I had just transferred to her. She stood up and gave me one last kiss before winking at me.

"Well, Master, with this I think we can win this Holy Grail War!"

AN: I apologize to all the Fate fans that will undoubtedly be annoyed by how little research I actually did into the summon procedures and all the lore. Sorry, I'm a casual fan and not at all interested in doing tons of research for a silly hornyfic like this. I am not sure if I will continue this as a series. Maybe if it blows up or something which I don't think it will. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this hornyfic.