The Large orb of mysterious light shined from a distance. Behind it was a ripped, dirty, life-sized cardboard box with the front cut out. Leon gathered space suits for all and oxygen tanks and tossed them to the Star Ocean Party. They each quickly put on their gear.
"I'm so excited that we are teleporting to the moon! This is our best invention Leon!" Precis said, cheerfully.
Leon smiled as everyone lined up, single file. One by one they went into the mysterious orb disappearing once they have entered it. They arrived at some strange house. Earthling teenagers were drinking out of alcohol bottles listening to loud music. The house was trashed, loud and most of the teenagers were loopy.
"Um… I don't think this is the moon." Dias said, curiously
A perverted male wearing a speedo and a pink bow tie stumbled down the stairs and glanced at Rena.
"Hey space girl take off of the suit and meet me in a room upstairs." He said seductively.
Rena marched over towards that man and slapped him until his face bleed. Celine rapidly took off her space suit and dashed towards that perverted man and said, "I'll be happy to go upstairs with you!"
"I may be drunk but I'm not that desperate!" The man hissed as he passed out.
Celine, raced out of the front hall and into the corner where she cried.
"Yo, Space people! I challenge you guys to a round of shots!" A man who was standing in the front hall suggested.
"Your on!" Opera agreed as she ripped off her helmet.
"I think you shouldn't Opera, you know what the doctor said!" Ernest said, grabbing her arm.
Opera got out her Kaleidoscope a.k.a. the massive gun o doom and whacked Ernest knocking him out. She then trotted over to the man and they both disappeared into the kitchen. Noel noticed some stoned teenagers poking a bird to death with a stick.
"This party is too much for me to take!" He said hiding in the corner.
Chisato got out her handy pen and notepad and recorded everything that took place.
"Excellent news report! Violent teens kill innocent bird. They use a stick to poke it to death. They then poke it some more to see if it was alive and they still continue to poke it." Chisato said, quickly writing what she said down.
Bowman glaced at a hideous crack whore; he took his ugly space suit off and walked up to her.
"Wanna make out?" Bowman said, flirtatiously.
"Sure!" The crack whore said as she threw up.
Celine ran up towards the crack whore and slapped her.
"You slut, that's my boyfriend!" She yelled, pulling the drunken crack whore's hair.
"You're not my girlfriend." Bowman grumbled.
"I like to pretend I have a man." Celine cried.
The front door burst open as many police officers raced towards the kitchen where Opera's challenger passed out.
"That was only 20 shots, you suck!" Opera screamed.
The cops grabbed Opera's arms and tried to get her into handcuffs. Before they could she grabbed her massive gun o doom and whacked the cops with it, causing them to pass out.
"I'm over 19!" She replied, running towards the alcohol.
The police arrested many druggies, one of them being a short man with turquoise hair.
"Isn't that Leon?" Claude questioned.