Bowman sluggishly walked by and passed out on the sidewalk.

"Sorry I'm late, I had to do something." He said, slothfully.

"LIKE KIDNAP!" Precis howled as she threw her shoe at Bowman.

"uh… What are you talking about?" Bowman asked, perplex fully.

"I like the fact that you got her away from me but you pedophile, she is fifteen!" Ashton growled as he glared at Bowman.

Bowman threw Precis' shoe back aggressively as his cheeks turned to the colour rose.

"I don't uh… do uh… minors." He lied.

Dias appeared out of nowhere holding a mysterious bag. He smiled as he jumped for joy, he also giggled like a schoolgirl.

"I had a nice day, I kidnapped someone today!" He said, cheerfully.

Everyone's jaws dropped in amazement. Claude dropped the basketball he had been bouncing, the silence was so intense one could hear a pin drop.

"Mystery solved, but why?" Ernest asked.

"She is cute and reminds me of me! Noel you can't have her!" Dias responded as he pulled out something from his bag.

A fiendish cat hissed as Dias pulled her out from the bag. The dumpster cat jumped out of Dias' hands and viscously attacked his friends. She leaped into Dias' arms where Dias held her close and stroked her softly as she purred.

"I kidnapped this kitten! Some bratty child threw rocks at me and She attacked that kid. You should have seen her!" Dias explained.

"So Dias did not kidnap Piku; therefore the kidnapper is either Bowman or Leon- but I think it's Bowman!" Celine concluded.

"I didn't do it." Bowman pleaded.

Leon walked swiftly with a grin on his face as he sat on the grass. He glared with his fiendish eyes while crossing his arms. Chisato, still holding her notepad and spiffy pen wrote all of the quotes.

"Excellent news report!" She proclaimed. "Bowman Jean kidnapped the famous Cutepiku!"

Cutepiku appeared out of nowhere and said, "Wow, I'm famous!" as she magically disappeared.

"Bowman how could you!" Leon condemned as uncrossed his arms.

"I didn't!" Bowman hollered as he stood up, aggressively.

"Well who else could it be?" Leon questioned.

"Um… I dunno, maybe YOU!" Precis roared as she threw her other shoe at him.

"Where have you been in the past 15 hours, give us the whole story including the part after you escaped from the cops." Chisato asked, as she got ready to write it all down.

"First I have more important things to do then to kidnap and it's none of your concern." Leon explained. "After the cops arrested me I went to the convenient store to buy carrot juice. I was still kinda hung over so I rested on a person's yard. I woke up and saw Piku, Reebi, Reith and Erica."

"Then what?" Celine questioned as she took a few steps towards him.

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A bright light flashed as Tasuki appeared in the kitchen of Clansay's rusty trailer. Tasuki looked around him as his eyes wondered around.

"Stupid Chichiri, He said he was going to teleport me back home!" he mumbled under his breath.

"Mysterious person, can you help me find my girlfriend?" Clansay asked as he turned his face towards him.

"She's ugly wit them brown hairs and ugly waist size! Clansay yous don't need they ugly woman." Ma said as she scratched her beard.

Clansay handed over a picture of Cutepiku. Ma then adjusted herself in her seat as her rolls of fat juggled.

"Wait a sec, You're not Suboshi!" Tasuki hissed.

"I get that a lot. I'm a big fan of Fushigi Yûgi so can I have your autograph?" Clansay suggested as he grabbed a piece of paper and pen.

"Sure!" Tasuki agreed.

Tasuki signed his autograph on the piece of paper and gave the paper and pen back to Clansay. Hours passed as they strategically plotted a way to rescue Cutepiku. The front door opened as a Cutepiku waltzed right into the room. Her large hazel eyes widened.

"SUBOSHI AND TASUKI!" she shirked.

Cutepiku ran towards them both and clobbered them. Tasuki glared, cursed as he burned the plan.

"I thought you guys hate each other, I mean you are enemies right?" Cutepiku questioned.

"No we are best friends now, I even invited him to my bandits hideout." Tasuki explained as he failed in attempt to free himself.

"I have to tell you something Piku. I'm not the real Suboshi; do you still love me?" Clansay took a risk and asked.

"Hell NO!" Cutepiku screamed as she kicked Clansay.

Cutepiku grabbed Tasuki by the ear as they magically appeared in Fushigi Yûgi land.

"Told Yous she no good, she ugly!" Ma growled.

A small girl with long blonde hair and strange ears entered the trailer.

"Chii." She said.

"What's yous doing?" Ma said as she grabbed her shot gun.

"Chii" the mysterious girl said.

"Clansay get me my bullets!" Ma hissed.

"Yes Ma!"

Clansay went into the closet to get his mother her bullets when the mysterious girl hide behind him and grabbed unto his hand.

"Is dat all they says?" Ma asked, baffled by this girl.

"I guess so, but I think she is cute and beautiful." Clansay said as he looked into the mysterious girls eyes.

"Chii." She said, terrified.

"She ugly but dumb yous marry hers" Ma suggested as she put away her shot gun,

Clansay and Chii got married the next day and lived happily ever after.