"This is my defence!" Bowman explained. "Mamimi and I passed out in the bushes and I woke up at around 10. Mamimi's boyfriend is a prick who left her to go to America so she wanted to tape us kissing."
Chisato wrote all of Bowmans information down quickly and asked, "That explains why you lied about not doing minors; I presume Mamimi is the crake whore from last night."
"No, Mamimi is just insane." Bowman added.
Everyone else glared at Leon as if there were flames in their eyes. They crossed their arms and walked slowly towards Leon in a circle surrounding him.
"We believe Bowman's story, so what did you do after you saw them in the tree house?" Noel questioned, hostilely.
"I um.. Found a fish and um.. Played with it." Leon lied as he involuntarily shook.
"Liar! What really happened otherwise I'll get Fuzzy Bunny your stuffed animal that you still sleep with and throw it in acid!" Precis hissed, furiously as she grabbed Fuzzy Bunny.
"I KIDNAPPED CUTEPIKU!" Leon admitted. "She then escaped from me twice, so I gave up kidnapping her."
Everyone gasped with amazement. Claude broke the silence by laughing hysterically. He fell to his knees squealing, "FUZZY BUNNY! HA! YOU'RE HOW OLD?" Leon's face went many shades of red as if steam could come from his brown catlike ears. Chisato wrote what Leon and Precis said, speedly and then thought out loud, "Excellent News Report, the famous child genius still sleeps with a stuffed animal!"
"I HATE YOU ALL!" Leon cried as tears fell down his face.
"Make sure you add in he needs supervision in the bath because he craps in there and doesn't know how to wash himself yet." Precis told Chisato.
"THAT WAS A SECRET!" Leon screamed as he hastily sprinted out of the circle.
"That's your punishment for kidnapping and doing drugs!" Opera yelled at him from the distance.
The Star Ocean party magically returned home. Chisato published her story into the Nedian News and won Reporter of The Year many months later.
ALTERNATIVE ENDING
"This is my defence!" Bowman explained. "Mamimi and I passed out in the bushes and I woke up at around 10. Mamimi's boyfriend is a prick who left her to go to America so she wanted to tape us kissing."
Chisato wrote all of Bowmans information down quickly and asked, "That explains why you lied about not doing minors; I presume Mamimi is the crake whore from last night."
"No, Mamimi is just insane." Bowman added.
Everyone else glared at Leon as if there were flames in their eyes. They crossed their arms and walked slowly towards Leon in a circle surrounding him.
"We believe Bowman's story, so what did you do after you saw them in the tree house?" Noel questioned, hostilely.
"I found a skateboard and decided to be a jerk to people." Leon added.
The dumpster cat from Dias' arms jumped into Leon viscously scratched Leon as he dashed away; the circle broke. A mysterious light flickered in front of the circle of Star Ocean people. Cutepiku, Tasuki appeared out of that ominous light.
"How did we get here?" Tasuki asked, curiously.
Chisato ran up towards Cutepiku and asked, "Who kidnapped you?" as she got ready to write.
"It was a man wearing a hideous mask. I'm sure he would be handsome without the mask." Cutepiku explained.
Chisato wrote it all down quickly as her eyes widened. "EUREKA!" she shouted for joy. "I know who the kidnapper is, but I don't think you know who he is otherwise you would have reacted differently."
"What do you mean?" Cutepiku asked.
"Did you recognize this kidnapper?" Chisato questioned.
"Yes, he looked like that killer on scream, he had the mask and black dress-like cloak!" Cutepiku added.
"So you didn't see his face?" Chisato asked, baffled.
"No, I just saw his long brown hair. He did look like he was covering something though." Cutepiku concluded.
The Star Ocean party magically returned home. Chisato published her story into the Nedian News and won Reporter of The Year many months later.
AN: sorry I was lazy while writing this ending. If you re-read the story you will know who the kidnapper is!