Ella-Terrestrial: A parody of Sandy's Rocket from SpongeBob SquarePants with Total Drama characters.

Disclaimer for the series: Some (though far from all) chapters will contain moments of nudity or underwear due to the canon SpongeBob episodes' plots and gags, though it won't be anything that wouldn't happen in TD or SpongeBob. Credits to another user on FF for letting us use their idea, and another for their cast idea who wishes to remain anonymous. Some episodes may also take massive strays from canon in order for things to work. Feel free to leave a review, follow, or favorite if you enjoy it!

F/N: Really hard episode in the planning phase, so the episode is basically turned on its head. But hey, we did manage to get it done, although I do think this is a weaker chapter.

Ella and Harold were doing some late night study sessions for the following semester, but they had recently finished and were now explaining things about stuff they liked. She had decided to let the nerd go first.

"You know, some speculate there are other life forms out there, we call them extraterrestrials." Harold rambled.

"Extraterrestrials?" Ella inquired.

"Aliens." He clarified, making the other nod. "I've been reading all about them lately, they say they come for our resources." Ella listened with intrigue.

"It's all over the Geek Gazette." He added, handing her a magazine of the same name.

"Oh my. " Ella put her hands up to her face in shock. "They sound quite frightening."

"Nah, I'm sure we could become friends with aliens." Harold went on. "I'm sure the government would probably work out a deal with them. They'd probably show us their technology so they wouldn't get kidnapped. If they even have advanced technology, anyway." He adjusted his glasses.

"Perhaps they could. I firmly believe we can all be friends with the right amount of effort."

"That's a good way to think about it." Harold yawned. "I think I'm gonna hit the sack."

"Oh but Harold, what about your research on them? You said you were nearly finished." The princess reminded.

"I can make up for it tomorrow. Old Harold here needs his rest."

"Oh, okay, Harold. Good night!" The singer exited with a wave. "I can help you more tomorrow if you would like!"

The nerd only nodded, which the princess didn't see due to having her back turned to him.

"I have to say I had fun discussing space." Ella thought aloud, enjoying her friend's company.

As she walked along, there was a makeshift rocket, similar to what Harold was telling her about. Green, squashed looking figures came out of it. One of them pulled up a tube, and shot at Ella. "Oh goodness!" Ella shouted, before quickly dodging the plastic ball.

"Nice moves!" One of the green figures complimented as it removed its head, showing he was a normal guy.

"I never have ever seen anyone move so fast." Another added.

"Oh, you got me!" Ella smiled. She had thought they were actual aliens. "I suppose dancing around like that has given me quite good reflexes, aha!"

"Well, keep at it! You never know when the real ones might show up!" One of the costume wearers joked.

The songbird laughed, picked up the ball, and tossed it back to the trio. "Well, have fun!" She then headed home as she was planning on doing before.

Soon the princess was asleep in her bed peacefully. As she dozed along, a few pumping noises could be heard out in the hallway. A door opened, though it wasn't hers, and then a firing noise like the one earlier was heard as one of her neighbors screamed. That part definitely woke her up.

"Hmm?" The songbird grunted as she shook the sleepiness from herself. The same person screamed a second time, giving Ella morbid curiosity. She slipped on a pair of bunny slippers and went to investigate this. Another door opened and closed as she went to the room where someone exclaimed. She opened the door to see the light left on before hearing more shouting from behind her.

"Get away from me!" They yelped, as shadowy creatures hoisted them over their shoulders. Ella turned around to see this. She couldn't make out this figure, nor their voice, but she could tell that they were in a net, had a large figure, and were probably male. Frightfully, she gasped and dove into the room she entered, shutting the door.

As she examined the area she was in, she realized that she recognized this room. While he hadn't let Ella into the room too often, she'd seen a few glances of the front of it. Another hint was the amount of books semi-neatly organized on a shelf. This was Noah's room, and given his smaller frame, he likely was not the person the singer had seen in the net. But… there was also a weird puddle of… something in the center of the room.

"Oh, this seems rather musty." Ella thought, approaching the strange gooey substance. She reached her hand over it before realizing something. "Perhaps I shouldn't touch that…"

Retracting her bare hand from the fact that she was still in her nightwear, she mused aloud. "I hadn't expected those lovely people with costumes to be so violent…"

Just then, strange pumping noises and shrieks came from outside. Ella had run to see two different hordes of strange alien men and women in the hallway, carrying a wriggling net.

The struggling person was revealed to not be a person at all, as they meowed in protest. Ella looked at the proximity and gasped in shock. "Oh, goodness! Mittens!"

Yelling like that turned out to be a bad idea, as that got the attention of the extraterrestrials. They didn't look anything like the cosplayers from before. Not that Ella had time to look, though, because they fired a net at her, but she managed to twirl out of the way as she squeaked in fear.

The songbird heard the pumping happen some more, so she practically ran down the hall and jumped down to further down the stairs as an alien looked at its gun as they pumped it.

"Oh dear!" She screamed, before accidentally twirling around a net, tossing it at one of the odd invaders.

Eventually, after running a couple of blocks, she found herself tired.

"Oh goodness." She uttered, leaning onto something cold and hard, turning back to see a large aircraft unlike anything she knew.

"What's this?" And she pulled open a panel, revealing a large quantity of netted individuals, all familiar to the princess.

"Everyone, hello! I'll free you in just a moment!"

At that moment, an alien uttered some gibberish behind her, and another to the side of her. One of the two flicked a language switch on its chest in the middle of pumping.

"Well, human, you shall reunite. Only not in the way you expect." It told her. "For you shall not get us, but…"

Ella gasped and ducked once more, causing the two aliens to capture each other in nets.

"...us that shall get us!" It whimpered.

"Phew…" Ella breathed in relief as she got to work on freeing everyone one by one. Eventually, they were all freed. Some of them put the aliens inside their own ship.

"Bye bye." Said one of the former captives, before launching the rocket, far, far, away.

A/N: The original plot really wouldn't work here because Ella's a pacifist. She wouldn't capture anyone even if she knew they actually were aliens, like right here. Unfortunately, that really harmed the storytelling for this episode because of how much the episode relies on SpongeBob [and Patrick] being stupid. I'm still proud of the episode's title, but I'm not the proudest of how it was written. Hope it was enjoyable nonetheless.