Tina's Escape!
Disclaimer: I don't own any character from Napolean Dyanmite. (GOSH!)
Note: Hehehe I just wanted to write a fanfic about Napolean Dyanmite, so I thought of this. Hope you enjoy!
Another Note: This starts kind of at the start of the movie.
Another Note: Llamas shall rule the world one day! Anway, on to the story...
Tina stood away from the fence, trying to hide from that ugly afro guy or the old lady. Maybe if they thought she died, they wouldn't feed her thatcrapall the time. Ewwww! Besides, she could hear the conversations from here, and they were always saying interesting stuff. Or eating good food. Or dancing to some sweet mix tapes.
" Maybe if I keep listening, I'll find a way to get in. ," thought Tina.
There wasn't much going on now. The short, nerdyhumanwas on the white machine, mumbling words that were supposed to sound poetic. The old one, was making a big pot of tots for dinner.
" Those sure look good. ," thought Tina dreamily. " I need to get in that house!"
Commotion! The afro one came home! He was banging around asking for a snack. He got all the good snacks, then why couldn't she?
The old, ugly one spoke. "Jeasus Napolean, make yourself a dang caseadilla, or something. I'm going to visit my friend for a couple of days so mind the rules. The key's under the doormat. "
" THE KEY! Now it was time to take action! No time like the present to break in. ," thought Tina evilly.
"An while you're at it" added old one, "feed Tina."
" Crap." thought Tina sourly. " I'll have to survive one more meal. But after that...I'm free!"
After the afro one threw her food at her (how rude), he went out of the house. Tina walked over and examined the open door toher cage.The stupid afro guy forgot the close it! This is a dream come true! Tina cautionsly walked out of her pen and waited for the lightning to strike her down. It didn't.
" Freedom is sweet!" thought Tina. " But the fun hasn't begun yet!"
She walked to the door and fished the key out. There was one litttle problem. How did you open the door?
" Dang!" muttered Tina. Well, who needed a key? There were plenty of windows to kick through! She trotted over the the lowest window( the only one she could get through) but it was right in front of the white machine and the guy right next to it...
Will Tina go throught the window? If she does, will Kip wake up? Will her dream for freedom be gone forever? Find in in Chapter 2!
(Sorry if this is stupid!)