Disclaimer: I do not own HP, although I have temporarily borrowed it.
-voice of Sirius- borrowed, yeah right, more like stuffed in a bag and ran off with the little- -sharply kicks Sirius- I mean yes, borrowed.
Summary: The marauders are enjoying their final year at Hogwarts when they discover and evil plot involving one of their fellow students. A/N: a little JamesLily romance, but not much.
Well here it is
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"JAMES!" came a screech from out of nowhere.
"Oh shiz-nit" an overly amused James said.
"I guess he found it huh?" Sirius said, eyeing his friend. "Yep," was the reply. "He should be here in 3…2…1-"James was cut off be the dormitory door slamming open, admitting a very steamed Remus Lupin.
"What's got your fur in a bunch?" Said James, "That rabbit giving you problems?"
"I didn't know you had a rabbit Remus. Do they allow those at Hogwarts?" said a girl with long, curly black hair, coming in and sitting down next to Sirius.
"Don't joke James. You know perfectly well why I am upset." Remus said throwing what looked to be a hot pink flyer at James. James looked down at the flyer to find a very funny picture of Remus wearing a short skirt, halter top, and stilettos. Und the picture was a caption that read;
The night life of Remus J. Lupin, well know cross dresser
"What?" James said innocently, "I thought it was time for people to know, Remus. Besides," he added lowering his voice, "some of the guys around here might be interested in what you have to offer."
"JAMES!" Remus yelled again, making a lunge for James, and missing by inches. "Gonna have to be faster than that, moony old boy." James said, taunting his best friend. "I'm gonna get you for this!" Lupin yelled before chasing his friend out the door.
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Down in the common room
"What do you think he did this time?" a stunningly pretty red head said to her best friend.
"You haven't seen the flyers?" Georgia answered, giggling.
"No…" Lily answered suspiciously. "What flyers?" Georgia handed Lily a copy of the hot pink paper, still giggling like mad. Lily read the paper, and trying very hard to suppress her laughter put on her serious head girl face. "I am going to go have a talk with Potter. He can't keep doing this."
"And what are you going to say?" Georgia said, rolling her eyes. "Are you going to tell him 'I know your head boy and all, and I can't give you detention, but you have to stop this'? Huh? Give him some slack; you know he was only having a little fun. Besides," Georgia continued, a giggle escaping her lips, "Remus doesn't look half-bad in stilettos." At this last comment the girls burst into a fit of laughter.
"Sorry to ruin your fun, but I'll be needing that flyer back." A stern voice said from above them.
"Remy, I'm sorry." Georgia said looking up. "I didn't see you there."
"That's okay," Remus said, his anger melting with one look into Georgia's chocolate brown eyes. "I just have to pick up these flyers before any one else sees them." "I'll help!" Georgia said, springing up off the couch to follow Remus out the Portrait hole.
Lily watched her friend disappear before returning to her book. She was just getting into it when the text started to change. A minute ago she had been reading about the affects venom from a Venus Tentatcula could have on someone, when the page was wiped clean. Then it was as if an invisible hand was writing on her book.
You have beautiful eyes.
Unsure what to do Lily picked up a quill and wrote back.
Thank you (A/N: this is Lily, this is her book)
Anytime
Who is this?
Can you keep a secret?
Do you always answer questions with questions?
Do you?
No.
So answer my question- can you keep a secret?
Yes.
How can I be sure of that?
I swear on my honor as Head Girl, I Lily Evans, can keep a secret. Happy?
Very
SO WHO ARE YOU!
No need to yell.
If you would tell me who you are and let me get back to my book I would not yell.
Touchy touchy
Do you want me to yell again?
I am the answer to your prayers. I am handsome, a great quidditch player, a girls wildest dream of a guy-
James Potter what are you doing in my book?
How did know it was me?
Your description.
Is that how you think of me? I knew you thought I was handsome, but I didn't know you had been praying for me.
James Potter if you do not tell me why you are using my book to speak to me, so help me I will hex you into the next century, understood?
Just wanted to talk, that's all.
Then talk to me face to face, not through a friggin book.
With that Lily slammed her book closed and headed up the stairs to her dormitory. On the way she passed by an unsuspecting Potter. "Let's see how he likes this." Lily thought as she pointed her wand at his back and muttered a quiet incantation. Turing around she tried to hide her suppressed glee as she went up the stairs.
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James stomach rumbled as he walked into the Great Hall for lunch. As he walked to his normal seat he noticed people pointing and sniggering. Wondering what the hell was going on he took a seat next to Sirius, who immediately spewed pumpkin juice all over the table.
"Mate," Sirius said with a shocked expression, "what in the world were you thinking?"
James simply gave him a puzzled look until Sirius gestured down at his attire. He sprang up to take a full look at himself, he was wearing a dress. At once James pulled out his wand and tried to transfigure his clothes back to normal, but this only gave him long, gold curls. He tried a number a spells before he realized that every time he tried to do something he ended up looking more and more like a girl.
"I am to kill Remus for this. Kill him. Murder him," James muttered on the way back up to his dormitory.
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At knock quietly sounded on an old oak door. "Dark Lord," came a voice, "It is I, Lucius Malfoy, your most faithful servant."
"How dare you knock at my private chamber Lucius, but come in anyway, I have need to speak to you."
Lucius opened the door, wondering what would be on the other side; no one had ever seen the inside of the Dark Lord's private chamber. But whatever Lucius had expected, it hadn't been this. He walked into a bright pink and white room filled with…Hello Kitty dolls. "What the…" Lucius Malfoy thought to himself. "This has got to be a trick; the Dark Lord cannot be obsessed with Hello Kitty."
"Malfoy, I have an assignment for you." Voldemort said, breaking into his thoughts. "I want you to bring me someone, someone from that the school you attend."
"Who?" Lucius said anxiously.
"There is a girl there, a girl that could ruin all my plans for power; I need her brought to me, now. Understood?"
"Yes, master, who?"
"Lily Evans."
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A/N: well I hope you like it so far, please review!