Disclaimer: -pokes James- She doesn't own any of this, and I wish she would send us home, I kinda miss 'ol Jo…
Summary: Have you not read the sum by now?
A/N: I only got two reviews –sobs quietly- so review peeps or I won't post anymore. In answer to my two reviews;
Hooved Majesty- Thank you, and I promise you it will impossible to keep ur straight face during this chap.
Phoenixtear19- Yes I know it is random, but that is just how I am, and the Hello Kitty thing will play a major part later on in the story. You'll see
Here it is
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"Remus! Remus!" James called as he walked up to their dormitory, "Moony it was only a joke, I know you aren't a cross-dresser. I'm sorry, but you didn't have to go and pull this! Remus you better come out-" James was cut off by the sight he saw as he walked into the upstairs boys dormitory. Remus Lupin was lying on his bed, with no, it couldn't be, with a girl in his arms, and not just any girl, Lily's best friend Georgia. By the looks of it they had been studying and fell asleep, but to James the sight was still amazing.
Forgetting he still hadn't quite figured how to change his appearance he sprinted down to the common room. He scanned the room while ignoring this giggles coming from all directions. Looking by the fire he found what he was looking for. In a few long strides he was beside Lily and had grabbed her and started dragging her to the dormitory while loudly saying over her protests "You gotta see this, unbelievable, amazing."
Once in the boys' dormitory Lily walked in, and upon seeing the two of them simply tugged hard on James' arm and pulling him out while hissing "Can't you see they might wanna be alone? Get out and don't disturb them!"
"But…but…"James said, his mouth opening and closing like a fish. "I still don't know how to get rid of this. Or how Remus put it on me for that matter." He added.
At this Lily burst into a laughing fit. "I…I…" she started, but couldn't finish because she was laughing too hard. "I did that."
"You…You…but when?" He asked, confused.
"After you communicated to me through my book, I took revenge." Lily said with a mischievous smile that under normal circumstances would have made James proud.
"Ha, Ha, very funny, now how do I get it off?"
Lily giggled and performed the incantation.
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Later in the Syltherin common room…
Lucius Malfoy sat down gingerly in a comfy armchair by the fire. As he gazed into the fire he thought about the days events. He had spent the whole day following Evans around, and bloody that was tiring! First this morning he had to figure out how to get into the Gryffindor common room (while invisible of course) where he had found snot nosed Evans writing in a stupid book, "Probably her diary", he thought. He watched her for a while, until she got up and walked towards her dormitory, on the way hexing Potter. He attempted to follow her, but found it difficult, because every time he started to climb the staircase, it turned into a slide. 'What the….' He muttered. The stairs in the Slytherin common room didn't do this, he had never had troubled sneaking up to the girls dormitory in the middle of the night…His thoughts trailed off to remember a particularly fun night he had spent up there, a smile played about his lips until he heard the noise of Potter calling Evans to him in the boys dormitory. From what he could hear Potter had found someone lying in a bed together, and was amazed by it. Did Gryffindors never get around? He thought to himself.
A voice across from him stirred him from his thoughts.
"What news have you?"
"Nothing of importance," Malfoy said to Snape, whom he had let in on the whole conspiracy that Voldemort had set him about.
"The Lord will not be pleased," Snape said, lowering his voice, "He wants information."
"No need to hush this matter into whispers!" Lucius said loudly. "We are among friends and comrades, we may speak openly."
"Some matters are not meant to be spoken openly about!" Snape said, matching his friend's tone.
"Like?" Malfoy questioned testily, then his voice softened, "I am truly sorry Severus, I have had a rough day. Forgive me."
"You are forgiven, and look, I have something that will, er, brighten your day." Snape said mischievously pulling something out of his cloak.
"Ohhhhhhh you got it! You got it!" Malfoy said, forgetting himself and jumping up and down in glee.
Snape had pulled out what looked to be a milkshake, like one could get in a muggle mall.
"Oh and it's pink too!" Cried Lucius, opening the lid and looking inside.
"Just don't tell Narcissa what I gave you, okay?" Snape added, looking over his shoulder a little too late.
"Don't tell me you gave him what?" Narcissa Black questioned in a demanding manner. Looking from one guilty face to another, she got the idea.
"Severus you didn't!" She screamed. Turning she faced Lucius, "Give it to me."
"No! It's mine!"
"Lucius."
"Mine! Mine, mine, mine!" He yelled jumping up and down like a three year old.
"Oh lord he had already drunken some, Snape how could you?" Narcissa said, before starting to try and wrestle the drink from Malfoy, which was proving to be a difficult task.
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A/N: Ok, it is short, and it's an odd place to end a chapter, but, like my dear friend Hooved Majesty, I seem to have lost my muse, and I felt I needed to update. And I better get some reviews! Please! Or I might consider not continuing this story, so review!