CHATPER !2: The Ghost
"Horray! It is Christmas!" cried Toad. He hopped into the living room and opened his first gift. It was from his good grandpa 'shroom Toadsworth.
The gift was opened, barring all laws against an indirect object becoming the subject just because I feel like being difficult and it's your fault for reading this far anyway.
Toad marveled at the INDIRECT OBJECT. "Wklv lv vr frro! L fdq'w eholhyh pb judqgsd jrw ph wklv udg jliw!"
Toadsworth smiled and pat his grandson on the head. "You're welcome, sonny!"
Toad inserted the JELLYBEANS into his mouth and chewed.
He was greeted with immense holiday flavour.