Yoku: Another fic written by me of course. I just thought of this one night and decided to write it. Anyways I hope you enjoy reading this! By the way this isn't a bashing of Joey Wheeler or anything.
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh only the humor of this fanfic.
Warnings: PG-13 for words and action scenes in all. OOC-ness will come later.
Summary: Mokuba's school is holding an annual picnic where family members are only invited. Kaiba broke his promise to Mokuba about going, so he went to the only person that would help him and that would be Joey; so he had to have a huge make over posing as Kaiba.
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Chapter 1: The favor
"What?!!!" Joey screamed.
Mokuba gave Joey a sheepish smile towards him. Some of the people around them looked at the two because of his sudden outburst. The trees rustled around them as they sat at the park just under the shade. The morning sun has risen and the wind was blowing to and fro around them.
"Please Joey! Seto is always busy and I really wanted him to come but he said that he has another meeting today. So please, please, please do me this favor and I'll never ask you this ever again!!" Mokuba cried as he claps his hands in front of him in a pleading gesture.
Joey looked down at him still a little shocked but gave him a little sympathy towards the boy. Ever since Mokuba asked him about the favor, he was standing beside him with wide-eyes and mouth agape. His knees were shaking uncontrollably that he sank on the park bench behind him, sitting next to Mokuba. He heaved out a loud sigh while looking down at the ground never looking up so that he won't have to meet Mokuba's curious gaze.
'Kaiba mey be a jerk but Mokuba deserves better, dat and he's not like Kaiba. So da only ding ta do is ta agree, but wait, for how long?' Joey thought as his hands clenched tight on his jeans. He looked up towards Mokuba's way brown eyes met grayish eyes, as he cleared his throat he spoke, "Tell me Mokuba, for how long do ya want me ta act like your brotha?"
"Just for today and that's all."
"Today, but today is a Saturday! I thought dat you have your little class picnic like on a skool day or sumthin'."
Mokuba shook his head 'no' as he spoke to him, "Nope, the teachers at my school said that it's best to have it on the weekend because we can't take a break on school days."
Joey raised an eyebrow, "Den why do ya have break and recess?"
Mokuba frowned, "Hey, don't get any ideas Joey. Those breaks are for us because of the way the teachers wound cram us with a lot of work in class ok."
"Man, you're lucky..." Joey mumbled as he looked up at the sky.
"So will you? You know, act like my brother for the day?"
Joey sighed once more and looked back towards him as he replied, "Ok, I'll act like your brotha for da day." When he said those words, Mokuba jumped up and punched the air in victory while Joey sweat-dropped. "But you owe me Mokuba, got dat?" Joey exclaimed.
Mokuba looked towards his direction as he saluted him, "I got it Joey," he replied while smiling then added, "we got a lot of work to do then." Mokuba said as he grabbed Joey's wrists pulling him up.
Joey raised an eyebrow at his response, "Wut do ya mean 'we got a lot of work ta do?'"
The two started walking out of the park heading towards a sleek black limousine just stationed near the entrance of the park. Joey never noticed the vehicle being there in the first place but didn't ask. The chauffeur greeted Mokuba as he opened the door for the two. Joey and Mokuba climbed in and took a seat as the door closed. Mokuba looked at Joey as he saw him glaring at him.
Mokuba sighed as he gave an answer to him, "Ok, ok, ok, to answer your question, we have to change your whole appearance because one: you don't look like my brother and two: my teacher would get suspicious. Remember this picnic is for family members only."
Joey looked at him in surprise as he spoke, "'ey you jus said dat you needed me to act like your brotha and dat's it. Nuthin' 'bout me lookin' like him!" he exclaimed.
Mokuba shifted in his seat as he spoke, "Well that's true, but everyone knows how Seto looks like. Plus it's just one day Joey and you promised you can't break it now!" Mokuba cried as he gave him his best glare.
Joey sighed once more as he ran a hand through his blonde hair throwing his head back and squeezing his eyes shut. "Okay okay, I get it Mokuba. I'm still in." Mokuba just smiled and relaxed in his seat. 'How did I get myself into dis?'
- Flashback -
The phone rang in the house as Joey ran towards the direction of the phone he picked it up as he placed the receiver close to his ear, "Joey Wheeler speakin'."
"Hi Joey, it's me Mokuba!" Mokuba exclaimed excitingly over the phone.
"Hey Mokuba, wut's up?" Joey replied as he leaned on the wall next to the counter top where the phone crate lay.
"I'm fine, how about you?"
"I'm fine as well. So do ya want ta tell me sumthin' or is this phone call jus a greetin'," he chuckled a bit as he said those words.
Mokuba laughed a bit, "Ha ha... Listen Joey, I was wondering if you could meet me at the park because I don't really feel comfortable telling you on the phone."
Joey raised an eyebrow as he stood straight placing the phone on the other side of his ear, "Uh... sure jus tell m-"
"Great how about we meet each other there about ten minutes or so?"
"Ok, see ya dere," Joey replied as he heard Mokuba's response and the dial tone.
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Joey reached the park in record time running through the entrance while looking around for Mokuba. He spotted him when he heard someone calling out his name. Mokuba wore the same outfit from Battle City with a duel monsters locket just around his neck in front of him. When Mokuba spotted Joey running in from the entrance, he immediately noticed that he wore the same clothes: blue jeans and a white t-shirt with a light blue square in the center of the shirt with a silver tag necklace in front of him. Joey caught up to him his breath ragged while his hair stuck on the sides of his face; going in different directions from the run.
"Sorry for keepin' ya waitin' Mokuba," Joey gasped as he tried to catch his breath while falling on the bench behind him.
"It's okay. I wasn't waiting long I got here about two minutes before you came anyway," he shrugged as he sat down next to him.
Joey straightened himself upright as he turned his gaze towards Mokuba. "Okay Mokuba, since I'm here, why won't ya tell me wut's on your mind dat you had ta drag me out here."
Mokuba sighed and looked up at him meeting him square in the eye. "Ok. Joey, you're a great brother towards your sister Serenity right?" a nod, "and as a role for the older brothers they tend to take care of their younger siblings right?" another nod, "and that as a regular teenage brother you don't really skip out on what the younger sibling ask them right?"
Joey frowned as he stared down at Mokuba who was looking straight at him. "Mokuba, why don't ya get to da point? Wut are ya tryin' to ask me, exactly?" he replied as he raised an eyebrow.
Mokuba sighed once again as he tried to break it to him, "Please Joey, can you do me a favor?"
"Sure, wut is it?"
"Well, my school is having this annual picnic here at the park today with family members only and Seto promised he could make it but then he had a phone call about a meeting that's being held at the same time as my picnic and... CAN YOU PLEASE POSE AS MY BIG BROTHER?!"
- End flashback -
"Joey, Joey, are you okay?" Mokuba asked as he stopped shaking him on the shoulder.
Joey shook out of his dazed state as he looked at Mokuba, "I'm fine."
Mokuba gave a sigh of relief, "Good because we're here."
"Here, where?" Joey asked confusion apparent in his voice.
"Well for phase one, of course!"
"Wut's phase one, eh?"
They suddenly appeared at the front door of a large building. Joey stood staring up at the large sign hanging above the door. Mokuba stepped in front of him while pointing at the sign he read the words, "Bella's Salon Salons!"
Joey looked down at him with wide-eyes as he asked him, "Wut's with da two salons?"
Mokuba shrugged, "Eh... it may have been a typo. Now come on Joey we've got a mission to accomplish!"
Joey, who still doesn't get it, slightly follows him through the entrance and asked again, "BUT WUT IS DIS PHASE ONE?!!"
TBC
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Yoku: And that was chapter one. I hope you enjoyed it. Don't forget to review, oh and please no flames.