Yoku: Thank you to Metalsilverarmor23 who reviewed this story. I give you my blessings and praises towards you! Anyways, I just wrote this chapter not too long ago but never had a chance to post it. Well if those who happens to come and mistakenly clicked on this story I just hope you have time to read this and enjoy it. Anyways, here's chapter 2!

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh and would never will.

Chapter 2: No! Brown hair! I can't be Seto Kaiba!

(Recap: Joey just agreed on helping Mokuba by posing as his brother. But of course everyone knows how the Seto Kaiba look likes. With Mokuba dragging him into an unknown building what's going to happen?)

Last time on No! I'm Seto!:

Joey, who still doesn't get it, slightly follows him through the entrance and asked again, "BUT WUT IS DIS PHASE ONE?!!"

- Moments later -

A chair swerves facing the mirror as the poor patron, Joey Wheeler, wailed a horrific cry. Screen shot outside at the Bella's Salon Salons building. Many bystanders stopped what they were doing and stared up the building from which they heard a loud howl.

- From a distance -

A house called the Kame Game Shop shows a boy with amethyst eyes shot his head up. "Hey did you guys hear that?" Yugi asked while the others nodded.

Tristan replied, "Yea that sounded a lot like Joey."

- Meanwhile back at Bella's Salon Salon's -

Joey stared at himself flimsily in front of the mirror, not believing the image before him, that is now him. The blonde duelist slightly stuttered at the new image of himself, he was so stunned that he couldn't speak.

'H-how... w-wut... dis... can't be happenin' ta meh!' he thought to himself. He closed his eyes tight and said to himself, 'When I open my eyes, I'll see my 'ol self again.' He opened his eyes to see his new self once more and yelled, "NOOOO!!!! IT DIDN'T WORK!!!"

He fell off the chair as he landed in the pile of his once attached hair while foaming at the mouth. Mokuba ran up to him kneeling beside him while trying to snap him out.

"Joey, Joey! I wonder what could be wrong about his new hair cut," Mokuba pondered.

- Flashback -

When they stepped inside the building they were standing in the lobby. The two walked up to the front desk where they met a young woman somewhere around the age of 20-30 years old. She had her hair up in a tight bun two pencils stuck out in her reddish hair she wore a white blouse with a light blue vest and a pinkish skirt. Her name tag was placed on her left breast pocket.

"What can I do for you boys?" asked the woman with a Texan accent as she smiled warmly at them.

"We have a 9:30 appointment," Mokuba replied.

She turned towards her computer and asked, "Name?"

"Mokuba Kaiba."

"Oh, Mr. Kaiba, we have one spot open for ya right now," she replied as she glanced down at him.

"Thanks Miss..." he squints at her name tag "Adeline," he replied while pulling back away from the counter.

Joey smiled sheepishly at Mokuba while bending down to his height nudging him gently as he spoke in a teasing way, "Way ta go Mokuba! It's about time ya chopped off dat girly hair of yours."

Mokuba took a glance at him at the corner of his eye glaring at him, "Hey never diss the hair Joey!" he exclaimed as he jumped back pointing a finger at him.

Joey stood up as he backed away with his palms faced out in defense. "Alright, alright, no need to bite me on the nose girly girl."

Mokuba glared up at him giving him the evil eye as a smirk snaked its way on his once cheerful face. "Heh heh... TAKE HIM AWAY!!"

When he said those words two hands clamped on top of Joey's shoulder dragging him away. Joey panicked that he got out of their grasps and pointed a finger at them, "Wut da hell are ya doin' puttin' your hands on meh?"

The woman behind the counter, Adeline, stepped out and stood in front of him a smirk crept upon her face as she spoke, "Oh this appointment ain't for Mr. Kaiba sir, it's for you Mr. Wheeler."

The blonde duelist looked at her as if she was crazy he turned to look at Mokuba who had a grin appear on his face. "Dis was neva in da contract Mokuba!"

The young Kaiba looked at him with an eyebrow raised as he responded calmly, "We never had a contract Joey. You only agreed to be my brother for the picnic remember? Hey where are you going?"

"I'm gettin' outta dis dump, see ya shorty," he replied as he waved a hand behind him.

There was an eerie silence that Joey was getting a little paranoid that he picked up the pace. The workers silently watched him go as Adeline walked back to the counter and pushed a red button underneath the counter. The silence was interrupted by a loud siren, when hearing this Joey quickly sprinted towards the only exit.

"Alright, I'm almost home free!" he exclaimed while having his arms waving above him as if he was running a marathon.

"LADIES GET HIM!!" cried a booming voice throughout the building.

The people there, who were getting their hair cuts, stared aimlessly at the poor blonde and the mob of workers chasing after him with a mop or broom in their hands, some even had a pair of scissors, a comb, or even a razor. Joey was all most at the exit until he was tackled to the ground, Joey and the workers got into a huge dust fight. Mokuba stared at the sight while having a bucket of popcorn on his lap. The dust cleared as the young Kaiba saw Joey being carried off over to an empty seat being strapped in a straight jacket mentally crying, yelling out, "It's not fair, I can't hit girls!!"

Adeline stood in front of him a razor and comb in either hand as she spoke, "No one ain't eva escaped Bella's Salon Salons."

- End Flashback -

When Joey awakened he stared up and met two pairs of grayish eyes looking down at him. He gently pushed him aside as he sat up brushing himself and looked back at the mirror. He was no longer the blonde duelist but a brunette. His bangs covered most of his eyes, the back of his hair was trimmed neatly much like the front, and he had much shorter hair at the front than his original hair style. He glared at his reflection looking a lot like Seto as cursed under his breath.

"Oh my, I've created a masterpiece! Ya sure look just like the older Kaiba, that's foe sure," Adeline exclaimed tilting her head sideways with her hands clasped together tilting them in front of her chest.

"You're right," Mokuba replied imitating her gesture but having his hands crossed over his chest.

Mokuba glanced at his watch which read 10:20. "Oh no, we better get a move on. The picnic starts at 1 'o clock..."

The two headed back to the main lobby where they met Adeline who briskly walked ahead of them back to the counter. She turned and faced them with a smile when Mokuba and Joey reached the desk.

"Just place the bill on Kaiba Corp's account okay," Mokuba replied with a smile.

"Of course Mr. Kaiba sir," She responded with a gleam.

Mokuba and Joey turned and walked out of the building without giving a backwards glance towards it, except for Joey who gave the building a menacing glare. When they got in the limo, the workers and Adeline stood outside of the building waving good-bye to them while yelling out, "Tell your friends and family about us and we hope to see ya again real soon!"

Joey sank in his seat as he ran both his hands in his neatly cut brown hair. 'Oh, I'll tell'em all right, but ya won't be seein' me eva again,' he thought evilly.

Mokuba, who sat at the right of him, turned with a concern look on his face, "Are you okay Joey? It wasn't that bad."

Joey looked at him; his hands came down landing on his jeans as he clenched his fist tight on them. "Dat bad dat bad! I have Kaiba's hair, for cryin' out loud!" he yelled trying to keep his temper straight, red in the face from anger.

Mokuba placed a finger under his chin looking thoughtful, "Well, you do look a lot like Seto so phase one is complete."

Joey heaved a sigh his fist beginning to relax, "Couldn't we've done dis without cuttin' my hair?" he mumbled.

"Well, I think we could. Maybe we should've bought you a wig instead of cutting it," he replied.

Joey anime-fainted as he fell off his seat, "Why didn't we do dat then?"

"It never came to mind till now, I'm really sorry Joey," Mokuba responded with his hand behind his head. He looked down at Joey who had his left eye twitching. "Ah, come on Joey, your hair will grow back soon. All hair does, well except when you become bald anyways," he ranted.

The use to be blonde glanced up at him as he spoke with clenched teeth, "Den wut about meh bein' a brunette and why can't I mess it up, huh?"

"Well one the hair dye isn't permanent and two I think Miss Adeline put something that made it like that, I'm not really sure..." he said as he looked at him.

'When dis is all ova I gotta buy sumthin' ta get dis color outta my hair,' thought Joey.

As if reading his thoughts Mokuba added, "Don't worry I got some shampoo to get the color out, but I'll have to give it to ya at the end of the picnic."

Joey got back to his seat as he glared down at him, 'Dis is wut I get for helpin' out a friend... he's evil..."

The car jolted to a halt next to another large building. They both got out of the limo as they stared up at it. There seems to be no sign on the building as Joey began to get suspicious.

To be continued...

Yoku: Just where did Mokuba lead Joey to this time? Oh well, you're going to have to wait till next time. Till then please review and please no flames. I beg of you!