Yoku: I finally got up Chapter 3! Whoohoo!! I am so happy... Okay it seems that I wanted to say thank-you to Metalsilverarmor23 and kikoken for reviewing my story. Thank-you! I'm so glad that you enjoyed it! Oh and kikoken to answer your question, I got something on my mind when it comes to Joey's height.

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh if you were wondering...

Chapter 3: Ahh... blue skies. No wait, blue Eyes!

Last time on No, I'm Seto!:

The car jolted to a halt next to another large building. They both got out of the limo as they stared up at it. There seems to be no sign on the building as Joey began to get suspicious.

(Now! On with the story!!)

"It's time for phase two!" Mokuba cried excitedly as he grabbed onto Joey's hand and pulled him along.

"Dis phase two had betta not be like phase one, Mokuba," he said as he walked through the doors with Mokuba in front of him.

- Minutes passed -

An up close view of Joey's face shows him having his eyes wide with his left eye twitching, his mouth agape. His once brown eyes was now turned to blue eyes, full of shock with a stunned expression on his face, as he looked at himself in the hand held mirror.

- Flashback -

When they walked through those doors, Joey started to panic uncontrollably. Sweat started to form at the side of his face so was the hand that was being held by Mokuba. The young Kaiba took a glace at Joey as he let go of his hand swiping it on his shirt.

"Man Joey, you sure do sweat easily," he said as he took a hold of his hand once more while walking.

"Mokuba, wut kinda place is dis? Is dis where phase two bein' held at?" he questioned as he looked at the surroundings.

Everything around them was just plain white; the whole hall that they are walking in even the doors was white. Mokuba doesn't seem worried as he led Joey down the hall.

"Don't worry Joey, you'll find out soon. We're almost there anyways," he answered with a mischievous grin.

They stopped at the end of the hall where they faced one of the plain doors. Joey started to panic once more he wanted to run out of the building but couldn't because Mokuba had a strong grip on him.

"Whelp, this is the place, Joey!" he exclaimed excitedly as he placed a hand on the door handle; slightly turning it.

Just then Joey's imagination's got the best of him going into his thoughts. 'I wunda wut's behind da door, maybe...' he stopped and paled.

His crazy imagination was making him picture himself being strapped in a chair while placing delicious treats in front of him while some random people was eating it in front of him or even worse... letting him watch boring infomercials till he goes crazy or much worse than the last two... letting him listen to the same song over and over again reciting the same theme song of Barney and Friends. Those mental pictures made him sway making his eyes get all dizzy. Mokuba looked up at him in concern because of the way he was acting made Mokuba's arm sway with him.

"Joey you okay?" he asked while tugging on his arm.

"I'm fine," he squeaked with a shaky smile looking down at Mokuba.

"Great come on," Mokuba smiled as he opened the door and the two headed inside.

Joey looked around, there was a receptionist's desk where Mokuba was standing, at the right of him, just inches away from them. A big waiting room accompanied by adults, teenagers, kids, and some elderly people. At the left stood a coat rack with a couple of coats hanging at the top and a short hallway where the restroom was located according to the sign.

They stood a couple of inches away from the door, until a man with jet black hair neatly combed came up to greet them. He was about the same height as Joey, but only a couple of inches taller. His hair combed in one direction while some of his bangs covered his left eye, and some strands was sticking out as well. He wore thick glasses and a white lab coat with his name tag pinned on the left of his front pocket.

"Mr. Kaiba, you arrived right on time," he greeted them with his eyes closed, smiling. Then he turned to where Joey stood, "And you must be Mr. Joey Wheeler, I see you got Mr. Seto Kaiba's hair cut and color ready to go," he replied cheerfully.

When he opened his eyes he saw that Joey wasn't standing in front of him any more, "Where'd he go?"

"Huh," Mokuba glanced to his left to see that he wasn't holding his hand but one of the legs of the coat rack.

They turned their gazes towards the door where it was slightly swinging. They both poked their heads outside the door to see a brunette running for his life down the hall. They stood outside the door until the man in glasses placed a finger under his chin going into thinking mood.

"You've got to do something?" Mokuba questioned while looking up at him with a worried expression on his face.

The man looked down over at him as he placed a finger up in the air, "Now, now, young Mokuba. I got an idea." He turns and motions Mokuba to follow him back into the room.

They reached the receptionist's desk where a young woman sat behind the counter with a magazine in her hand. She sat there flipping through the magazine with disinterest. She looked up to see them as she placed the book on the counter and smiled at them.

"Dr. Omari, what can I do for you?"

"Is it alright if I use you intercom for a bit love?" he replied with a smile.

She blushed a bit as she nodded her head and placed the intercom in front of him. Mokuba looked over at him as he spoke, "What are you going to do?"

Dr. Omari just gave him a small smile and a wink as he replied back towards him, "You'll see..."

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Joey continued running, brushing his bangs out of his eyes, 'Man, how can Kaiba run wit his hair like dis. It's so freakin' annoyin'.'

He ran as fast his legs could carry him until he heard a voice on the intercom, "ATTENTION, ATTENTION: ALL STAFF 'N EMPLOYERS WE HAVE A RUNNER!! PLEASE CATCH THE COPRAT OUT THE HALLS OF THE FRONT EXIT! I REPEAT: THE FRONT EXIT!!"

"Oh shit!" Joey cursed as he ran.

The doors around him swung open revealing two or three people wearing jump suits of any color. When they spotted him they pulled out a piece of rope and threw it like a lasso. Joey was nearing the exit as he dodged through the automatic doors. With a leap the doors opened fully for him as he dodged for it. At the end of the hall Mokuba and Dr. Omari both watched in interest as they observed the scene before them. In slow motion: Joey was almost out the door when suddenly a rope caught onto his foot, end slow mo.

"NOOOOO!!!!"

The rope had a firm grip on his foot as he fell face first onto the ground. The people who captured him ran over and tide him up, then marched back to the end of the hall facing Dr. Omari.

They saluted him as Omari looked over at them. "Well, done. You get a raise in your salary," he replied with a grin as the captors' high-five each other.

They left closing the door behind them while Joey was glaring daggers at them. Mokuba just sweat-dropped at the way he was glaring at Dr. Omari. Omari just had a smile on his face as he spoke, "Now Mr. Wheeler, let's have those eyes checked so that we could put those contacts on. We're way behind on time because of your little escape flaw."

Joey's eye's widen, "Eh... I don't need my eyes checked! I like my eyes da way they are!" He struggled against the ropes that bind him as Dr. Omari and his assistant dragged him into a room.

- Minutes later -

"Okay, Mr. Wheeler, we need you to open your eyes so that we could put these colored contacts on you"

"Come on Joey, just open your eyes. They're not going to hurt," Mokuba replied with a pleading voice.

"I don't care! I'm not doin' it!" Joey exclaimed.

He was tied to a chair so that he wouldn't move when the doctor was checking on him. He squeezed his shut tight with a frown plastered onto his face. Mokuba, Omari, and his assistant Arianna, a 30 year old woman, gave out a sigh of frustration. Just than Mokuba's face brightened and whispered something in both Omari's and Arianna's ears telling them his plan. They both nodded in understanding as they got to their places. Dr. Omari behind Joey, with his hands up and Arianna at the right of him, holding the open case of contacts.

"Oh Joey, I have a bar of chocolate that I don't want. I was wondering if you want it," Mokuba replied while pulling out a chocolate bar from his pocket.

Joey shook his head when he understood what he was trying to pull, "Nope, dat ain't gonna work on meh. Ya could jus forget it, Mokuba."

Mokuba sighed with a defeated look on his face, "Aw man and I thought that you would surely fall for it Joey. Oh well... I might as well give Yugi my Snickers candy bar."

Joey's eyes snapped open when he heard Mokuba say 'Snickers candy bar' as he gazed down at the never-eaten candy bar in his hand. Just then two hands popped out of no where from behind him forcing him to open his eyes wide while at the right of him one hand maneuvered over his right eye poking him while doing the same to his left.

"NOOOO!!!" Joey screamed.

- End Flashback -

"Now that wasn't so bad now was it Mr. Wheeler," Dr. Omari replied with a smile.

Joey brought down the mirror away from his face as he stared straight at Dr. Omari with a glare, he was about to say something until Mokuba pulled him away from him and decided to head out the door. With a backwards glance Mokuba said, "Just place the bill on Kaiba Corp's account okay?"

"Sure thing young Mokuba. I hope to see the both of you again and good luck Mr. Wheeler or should I say Mr. Seto Kaiba," Dr. Omari chuckled as he waved to them.

Joey gave a growl in disapproval as the two walked out heading out the building. Once they were outside the chauffeur greeted them as always while looking away at Joey since he actual looked like Seto Kaiba except for the clothing. They both went in while he closed the door behind them and got in the driver's seat and started the engine.

Joey rolled down his window to stare at the building once more, the tree next to the building fluttered displaying a huge sign behind it the words 'Optometrist' in big bolded letters. When the wind died down the leaves of the tree branch covered the sign completely once again.

Joey, with wide eyes, sat back in his seat while rolling his window up as he cursed silently to himself. 'Dat... dat stupid tree! How come dey neva cut dat stupid tree branch off!' he thought growling to himself. 'I got worked up in da beginnin' for nuthin'!'

Mokuba looked over at him in concern when he heard him growling. Just looking at the sight of Joey slouched in his seat with his arms crossed over his chest silently growling to himself made him look like Seto. His chocolate brown bangs covered his eyes made him smile thinking that Seto was actually sitting with him.

Joey looked over at him when he felt someone was staring at him. "What?" he asked as he raised an eyebrow at him his arms still crossed over his chest, blue eyes looking over at him.

Mokuba laughed nervously while placing a hand behind his head, "Nothing Joey, anyways phase two is complete. Next we're heading to my house for phase three."

"Wut are we gonna do at your house?"

"Well, you look just like Seto except for the fact that Seto doesn't really wear those kinds of clothes," he replied while pointing at Joey's outfit. "It's..." takes a gander at his watch, "11:45" looks up at Joey, "so we have plenty of time for you to change outfits over at my place till its time for the picnic."

"Wut?! Ya mean dat I have ta wear one of Kaiba's clothes?!"

"Uh, yeah. Listen Joey, I know you don't like my brother that much, but we got this far. Please don't run off like you did with phase one and phase two! Please I beg of you," clasps his hands in front of him in a pleading way.

Joey bows his head down a bit, "Fine, but only on one condition."

Mokuba looks up at him with his eyebrows raised, "Sure, what it is?"

Joey looks at him square in the eye, grayish eyes met with new blue eyes, "If ya give me dat candy bar ya had earlier den we have a deal."

Mokuba looked at Joey as he anime-fainted when he saw Joey's hand outstretched towards him. "Fine," he mumbled as he pulled out the candy bar out of his pocket, which Joey eagerly took out of his grasp.

To Be Continued...

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Yoku: Yeah, chapter 3 was done and was a success to write. Anyways, chapter 4 is gonna be awhile to write up. Chapter 4 is the final phase before Mokuba and Joey have to go to the picnic. Please review, remember please no flames!