CHAPAE2: Donkey Kong's Banana Pile

"Watch and learn, Little Buddy!" the burly ape beamed as he charged up his mighty punch.

Diddy watched with monkey eyes affixed to his big buddy's abdominal wellness. DK punched with the potent fury of a thousand elephants. His fist collided with the red and white target and triggered the barrel lift.

"Wow, DK!" Diddy giggled, feet melting. "You're the strongest guy I know!"

DK grinned and scooped Diddy's foot liquid into a suitable container.

"Yeah, and I'm also Seth Rogen!" said DK. His face then humanised. He sat upon the ground, took to his own feet, and stared at them. He watched as his thumbed big toes shifted from the sides of the base to an upright position alongside his other set of four digits.

Diddy's face humanised too. He had the face of Hank Hill nonetheless. "I'll tell ya hwat, DK... This banana just ain't right..."

DK nodded and continued to morph in front of his Texan companion. His teeth grew larger and larger until the truth was out: Donkey Kong was Dr. bender. "Oh, hello there, Hank! Is this your banana on my lawn and your feet in my can?" he screeched in tremendous Gilbert Gottfried form.

Diddy ran up to DK and judged him Mikely. "DK, get me some propane for these here bananas or I'm gonna kick your bongo boogeying batoot!"

DK smiled hard and then shined his teeth for the whole world. Chip Skylark would have been offended by the teeth powers that be.

Cranky hobbled into the room, snacked on nachos, and stared at his grand-things. "Kids these days..." he grumbled. He then sat down upon the rocking chair of his beloved Wrinkly. Her passing deeply scarred him, but he would never admit it to the public.

"BWAAAHAAHAHAAAAH!" Diddy bellowed in fear. He saw King K. Rool and his Kremling goons stealing the Crystal Coconut right from under Cranky's nose. Cranky's nose was old and senile, so it was not very active these days, thus the stolen cabin artifacts.

"We gotta get back that coconut!" DK shrieked. "Luckily, my son Wendell Kong is here with his Yanko-Rippo-Matic!"

The camera quickly panned over to DK's son, a similar humanoid abomination with a large smile and a threateningly sinister glint in his sky blue eyes.

"It yanks AND rips!" Wendell Kong stated proudly, unveiling his massive dentistry tool.

And so, the trio headed off to get back what was rightfully theirs.