Yoku: Yes it is I! Yoku or Miryoku or which ever you wanna call me. I have just finished this chapter, just a couple of more chapters to go and it'll be complete (rubs hands together).

Joey: (starts to walk towards me) You're really startin' to scare me.

Yoku: (notices Joey) Oh my god! Kaiba you came!

Joey: (looks around and notices that I was staring at him) What?! I'm not him!

Yoku: (looks at him with a 'yeah right' look on my face) Sure, you're not... The brown hair and the blue eyes, real convincing Seto...

Joey: I'M NOT HIM!!

Yoku: (grabs his hands with a smile on my face) You must say the disclaimer for me.

Joey: (grumbles about not being Kaiba) Fine! Unless you believe me dat I say dat I'm not Moneybags, but Joey.

Yoku: (smiles) sure thing, Joey.

Joey: (sighs) Miryoku does not own Yu-GI-Oh and neva will. (under his breath) Good thin' too.

Warnings: Suicide! (just kidding) OOC-ness will be shown and that's about it.

Chapter 4: Joey's new appearance and some difficulty

The time was getting near for Mokuba's annual picnic as the two neared the Kaiba mansion. Joey and Mokuba headed up the stairs as Mokuba guided the way to his brother's room while Joey looked around the long hall. They stopped at a particular door as Mokuba placed a hand on the door handle. Joey soon brightens when the door was fully open as he stepped inside.

"I can't believe I'm in Kaiba's room!" Joey exclaimed as he jumped on top of the bed.

"Joey, stop jumping on Seto's bed. If he knows that we got in here without his permission he'll kill us, especially you since he doesn't seem to like you," Mokuba replied as he walked towards the closet rummaging through Seto's wardrobes.

Joey stopped jumping as he sat there grinning like crazy, "But Mokuba, I am Kaiba. So as your brotha I command ya to jump with me."

Mokuba looked back at Joey who was still grinning and replied, "Haha... Joey, but seriously lets just get you some of Seto's clothes that would fit you, then maybe I'll jump."

"Alright alright."

Mokuba turned back to the closet as he looked through the variety of clothing. He picked a couple of clothes out and threw them towards Joey who quickly caught them and placed them on the bed besides him. Mokuba turns towards him as he walked to where the clothes were located and picked up a pair as he held them out to him. "Try these on."

"Fine," Joey said as he grabbed them and went to the nearest bathroom to change.

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Outfit #1: He wore baggy black jeans that reached down to the floor and a white dress shirt with a black over coat. He didn't bother to button the two top buttons on his shirt as he stood in the room for Mokuba to observe his attire.

"I don't dink these pants fit Mokuba. Dat and I look kinda weird dressed like dis," Joey replied as he looked at himself in the long mirror.

Mokuba placed a hand under his chin his eye-brows furrowed deep in thought, "Your right, no wonder Seto doesn't wear that outfit."

Mokuba went back to the pile of clothes and handed him another pair of clothing for him to change. "Here try these."

Outfit #2: The next outfit contains a dark blue vest underneath; he wore a yellowish dress shirt and khaki colored pants with a black belt around his waist.

"Ya gotta be kiddin' me Mokuba," Joey said as he looked at himself horrified in front of the mirror.

Mokuba stiffen a laugh as he looked at Joey's reflection, "Sorry Joey, I just wanted to see how Seto would look like in it." Then he handed him another pair of clothes.

Outfit #3: This next wardrobe he wore had a make-shift of faded blue over-alls with a white tank top underneath the straps.

Joey turned and glared at Mokuba who is currently on the ground laughing his head off while holding his stomach.

"Dis is not funny Mokuba," he replied with clenched teeth.

Mokuba sat on his bottom wiping his eyes still giggling, "I-I'm sorry Joey."

So the next half an hour they continued to look for an outfit that would suit for Joey. It was about 12:47 o'clock that they found a suitable outfit that they both liked. Joey stood in the center of the room, while having Mokuba observe his attire.

He wore black jeans and a greenish belt with the Kaiba Corp logo buckle around his waist. He also wore a tight black long sleeve shirt over a purple trench coat. To top it all off, he wore black boots and silver bands on his wrists (a/n: I'm trying to describe the outfit Seto wore when he met Isis, ok).

"Now dis is what I'm talkin' about," Joey said as he admired himself in front of the mirror.

Mokuba nodded his head in agreement. "Now all you need is a duel monsters locket, just like mine."

Joey turned his head towards him then sat down next him on the bed. "Ya mean dat locket moneybags always wear around his neck?"

"Yep," he reached in his pocket to pull out a duel monsters card with a brown string attached at the top center of the card. "Here," he said as he handed Joey the card.

Joey took the card in his hand with a raised eyebrow as he stared at the card. He turned his gaze to the card then to Mokuba then back at the card. "Um... Mokuba dis is a piece of card board pasted with a picture of the back of a duel monsta card. Dis isn't a locket."

"Well, I would give you mine, but I promised Seto that I would never take it off," he replied while holding it in his hand.

"What Kaiba wouldn't know would hurt him."

"I can't do that!" Mokuba exclaimed.

Joey backed away, "I was jus' kiddin' Mokuba. I didn't mean it, really."

"You better be," Mokuba replied with a fist raised.

Joey placed the "locket" around his neck with a sweat-drop. He stood back up as he looked at himself in the mirror. A pair of eyes bore upon him.

"Hey Joey?"

"Yeah..."

"We have a problem..."

Joey turned around to face him with his arms crossed and an eyebrow raised. "Dis problem had betta not be me having to have surgery of any kind or da fact dat Kaiba had sumthin' showin' dat we neva noticed," he said.

"It's not like that Joey, but..." he started to wander as he looked at Joey.

"But what Mokuba..."

Mokuba looked at Joey in the eye, "But you're short..."

Silence.

"WHAT?!"

"Joey, calm down! I didn't mean it like that!"

"Oh yeah! Den what did you mean, huh?!"

Mokuba sighed at the fuming Joey, "I mean that you're short compared to Seto."

"Oh yeah?"

"Yeah..."

"How do you know?" he questioned as he still crossed his arms.

Mokuba points down to the pants that are in cuffs. Joey takes a gander and replied with an "Oh..."

"That's why. Seto's pants don't have cuffs at the bottom of his jeans," Mokuba replied as he looked up at him.

"It was like dis when I wore dem on," said Joey as he slightly looked away from him.

"Yeah... uh huh, but seriously Joey what are we gonna do?" Mokuba questioned.

"I don't know," the brunette replied while looking up at the ceiling.

They pondered about this for a while thinking about the best solution to do. They're still thinking and they kept thinking until Mokuba had an idea forming in his head.

Mokuba brightens up, "I got it!"

Joey looked over at him, "Ok, what's da plan?"

"We change your shoes..."

"... dat's it... jus' change my shoes..." Joey replied a little stunned with his arms by his side.

"Yep," Mokuba smiled.

Joey still stared at him an unsettling feeling started to form at the bottom of his stomach. Just then his eyes-widened when he thought what Mokuba had planned. He started to shake his head furiously.

"No! No way am I gonna be doin' dat!" he screamed.

Mokuba blinked, "What are you yelling about Joey? You never heard what kind of 'change your shoes' I have planned."

"Oh, I know exactly what I have ta wear!" he exclaimed with a glare.

"Then what is it?" Mokuba asked a little curious to what he might answer.

Joey still glared at him, "You're plannin' on makin' me wear high heels like a women!"

Mokuba's eyes widened, 'How did he know,' he thought. "I-I wasn't on planning on letting you do that," he stuttered a bit.

Joey narrowed his eyes at him while Mokuba looked away slightly. "Liar, you were thinkin' dat," he said in an angry tone.

Mokuba looked back at him placing a hand behind his head followed by a nervous laugh. "Come on Joey there's nothing else we can do," he confessed when he placed his arm by his side.

Joey placed his angry face with a thoughtful look on his face. He walked past Mokuba as he looked past his shoulder heading out the door. "Come on Mokuba it's almost time for your picnic," he said.

Mokuba blinked as he trotted over towards him, "But Joey what about the height difference?"

Joey walked out the door with a smug look on his face, "Don't worry I got sumthin' in mind..."

The young Kaiba raised an eye-brow, "What is it? Please tell me Joey!" he pleaded.

Joey didn't say anything until they reached the bottom of the stairs and headed out the front door, the limo waiting patiently for them. They both got in as the chauffeur closed the door behind Mokuba and headed to the drivers seat.

"Come on Joey tell me," he whined as he tugged on Joey's purple coat.

Joey who had a huge smirk on his face turned to look at him as he spoke, "Let's jus' say dat Kaiba has gone short for da day..."

Mokuba stared at Joey wide-eyed thinking what Seto would do when he finds out about their little scenario.

To be continued

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Yoku: Well what do you think, was it good or bad or was it just plain wrong of me to do?

Joey: It was wrong! How dare ya make me look like Kaiba! (he replied with a fist)

Yoku: Aww... come on Joey you're doing this for the sake of little Mokuba. You should be proud.

Joey: Proud?! Proud?!! Dat's it!! (starts chasing after me)

Yoku: Mokuba!!! (screams while running away from Joey)

Mokuba: (looks at the scene while shaking his head) Poor Yoku you never had the chance. (turns to the readers) Please review! I'm sure Yoku would want to know what you think of it so far.

Yoku: (screams from a distance) MOKUBA!!!

Mokuba: COMING!!! (waves and runs off)

Yugi: (pops out of nowhere) since Mokuba's running after Yoku and Joey I might as well have the spot light (fishes out a lawn chair out of nowhere). Ah... this is the life. No evil people coming after me and my puzzle (suddenly a hand pops out of nowhere) Gah!!! (falls of the chair and looks at the unknown person) What's this?

Anita: (does the sign of the cross with a piece of paper flying along with it; suddenly stops) My sister wanted me to give this to you (hands him the paper).

Yugi: (blinks as he grasped on to the paper) Ok...

Anita: Good day... (bows and walks away)

Yugi: (looks at the paper) It says here that she wanted to thank kikoken and BobGod for reviewing this story. Also to BobGod, she said that she was really grateful to have you suggest on changing the summary. And that's about it. Oh and also to those who reviewed this story (throws the paper away). So please review!!