Yoku: Hello everyone to: No, I'm Seto! Chapter 5! I am so happy right now because I have some new reviewers. So I wanted to thank those who reviewed and made me happy! I just couldn't stop reading them. Anyways, the names are StarWolf4, Master Ruby, Almost Funny, Zelda-Jewel, BobGod, Koumori-Dragon02, ssp, and kikoken. You guys are the greatest!! And if I'm forgetting anyone I'm so sorry, please don't sue! I'm broke!

Joey: Enough of dis talkin' I'm outta here (starts to leave).

Yoku: (looks over at him) Since when were you here?

Joey: (looks over his shoulder) Since you started da chapter, see ya.

Yoku: (blinks) Ok... Bye Seto! (waves at him)

Joey: (growls and continues walking)

Yoku: (turns back to the readers) You guys have been real thought full towards me about having more reviews, but for some reason I don't really care. I'm just glad that there are ppl out there that are enjoying my story is all. Anyways, enough of me blabbering here's chapter 5 that you all have been waiting for.

Disclaimer: Doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh so don't ask.

Warnings: OOC-ness just a little in this chapter is all

Chapter 5: Arrival and another problem 

Mokuba stared at him utterly shocked, wide-eyes, and mouth agape. Joey leaned back in his seat with his hands behind his head with a grin plastered his face. Mokuba's thoughts were running thinking what his brother would do when he finds out. He winced a bit when he imagined him screaming at him asking him why he wanted to do this.

Telling him that he was busy and he should have let it go. The young Kaiba's eyebrows furrowed as he thought about this. Kaiba was always busy and he always let those events slip. Whatever he promised he made he would keep it, but when it comes to having fun he just pushed it a side.

Joey looked over at him from the corner of his eye wondering why Mokuba's facial expression kept changing. First he saw him shocked, and then thoughtful, then a little angry, then frowning, and now he's smiling. The brunette turned his gaze away until he saw Mokuba looking at him. With an eyebrow raised he turned to look at him.

"What?" he asked.

Mokuba shook his head as he looked at him.

"It's nothing. I'm just glad to have a friend who would do this for me Joey. Thanks," he smiled.

Joey blinked then a gave a smile in return, "It's nothin' Mokuba. What are friends for?"

Mokuba gave a small laugh as he turned his gaze away from him, his thoughts once again running. The black haired boy's eyebrows shot up as he quickly turned to Joey startling him a bit.

"Joey!" he exclaimed.

"What is it?" he asked.

"A while ago you said that my brother is just going to be short for the day. What did you mean?" he asked a little worried.

Joey blinked as he recollected what he said earlier in the car. "What I meant was is dat I'm not tryin' ta make Kaiba tall like he was suppose ta be. I mean I don't wanna wear any woman's shoes," he glared a bit at Mokuba who placed a hand behind his head sheepishly.

"Then what are you gonna do?" Mokuba asked as he placed his arm back next to his side.

A glint shown in Joey's blue eyes as he gave a smirk at him, "You're jus' gonna have ta wait and see."

Mokuba's head dropped a bit, "Aww..."

They continued their ride in silence as Mokuba once again thought what he had accomplished.

'Let's see,' he thought, 'Joey's hair is done, dyed and nicely trimmed.'

This made his think back what had happened at the salon which he had to suppress his laughter.

'Then there's his eyes,' he thought back with a sweat-drop when he refused to open his eyes when placing the contacts. 'And lastly getting dressed in Seto's clothes,' this made him giggle a bit when Joey was trying out those ridiculous outfits he first made him wear.

He gave out a sigh as he thought about the height difference. Mokuba looked over at him; Joey was looking out the window with his left hand curled under his chin. Just then his eyes widened a bit as another problem started to form in his head.

"Hey Joey."

"Yeah..."

"Can you... uh..." he slightly stuttered.

Joey looked at him his eyebrows raised, "Can I, what?"

"Speak..."

Joey's eyes widened as he shot up from the moving vehicle, hitting his head on top of the car. He quickly fell back to his seat with dizzy eyes.

"Joey?!" Mokuba exclaimed as he went towards him.

Joey regained himself as he looked at Mokuba with an angry look on his face as he pointed at him, "I'm not a dog!!"

Mokuba blinked, "Uhh... I didn't mean it like that Joey," he replied as he waved his hands in front of him.

Joey eyed him, "Den what didya mean?"

Mokuba looked at him with a shocked expression as he sat back in his seat. Joey gave him a weird look as he sat back in his seat still looking a Mokuba.

"We got another problem Joey."

"What is it?"

"It's your voice."

Joey raised an eyebrow, "My voice... What 'bout my voice?"

"It's different then Seto's. I mean you have an accent and Seto doesn't."

Joey thought about this for a while till he fell back in his seat, "Whelp, dere's nothin' else ta do den. Da plan has just been flushed down da the toilet. We could jus' forget 'bout dis and head ova ta Yugi's place and hang out," he looked over at Mokuba who had his head down, "or we could dink of another plan to change my voice or somthin'," he sighed.

Mokuba looked up with a smile on his face when he heard that sentence.

"So what do we do?" Joey asked as he looked at him.

Mokuba pondered about this till an idea popped up in his head as he snapped his fingers, "Got it! You don't talk at all," Joey gave him a weird look till Mokuba noticed what that would cause, "uhh... forget I said that."

"Sure thing..." Joey slowly nodded.

"Hmm... what to do? What to do?" Mokuba pondered as he tapped a finger on his chin. 'I can't believe I would over look this, I guess I was too busy worrying about Joey's appearance than his speaking...' he thought.

Joey looked the other way as he too was thinking of a way to improve his speaking. 'I can't believe I'm still doin' dis. Okay, concentrate Joey. You're suppose ta help little Mokuba here,' he thought as he nodded to himself when he said those last words.

The vehicle was still moving as the two was still trying to think of the best solution to their little problem. Mokuba's eyebrows shot up when he thought of a plan and looked over at Joey, "I got it!"

The brunette looked over at him, "Ok, what is it!"

"You're just going to have to practice on your language Joey and we still have plenty of time."

Joey looked at him with a blank look on his face.

Mokuba gave him a look, "What?"

"Dat's it..." he threw his hands to the side, "no technology... no nothin'."

"Well yeah..."

Joey placed his hands to the sides of his head, "Arrggg... too much learnin'!!!"

Mokuba sweat-dropped, "Come on Joey. Let's start..."

Joey heaved out a sigh as he placed his hands on the sides of his seat.

"Fine..." he mumbled.

The two worked out on Joey's pronunciation and speech throughout the whole ride to the park. The vehicle was beginning to slow a bit when Mokuba and Joey noticed that they must've arrived already. The limo stopped as the chauffeur go out from the driver's seat and proceeded to the back as he opened the door for Mokuba and Joey.

"I'll call you to pick us up okay?" Mokuba asked as he turned to look at the driver who nodded.

Mokuba and Joey walked into the park and spotted a group on kids and adults to the side. Joey crossed his arms over his chest as he continued walking in the group's direction.

"Remember Joey, speech and attitude," said Mokuba as he walked along side Joey.

"Yeah, yeah, I know Mokuba. I have ta play Mr. Ice and Grumpy," Joey responded.

Mokuba sighed, "Come on Joey... Remember you have to behave."

'I can't believe I have ta take orders from a little kid,' Joey thought. "Yes mother," he replied sarcastically.

Mokuba glared at him while Joey grinned down at him. The young Kaiba heaved out another sigh; when they came close to the group there was a sign that read, 'Welcome Family Members! To Our Annul Picnic!'

To be continued

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Yoku: Hmmm... not much of an ending, but I'm trying to work on something here for the beginning of the next chapter. Sorry about having a short chapter and all. Just wait till the next chapter. There's going to be picnic games, food, and a lot of running; oh and a lot of OOC-ness coming from Joey. Well actually I don't really know if there's going to be a lot, but just bare with me.

Mokuba: (walks over) Hey Yoku!

Yoku: (looks over at Mokuba) Hey Mokuba! What's up?

Mokuba: Nothing much, just waiting here till you're done.

Yoku: Ok... (turns back to readers) I just hope you enjoy this chapter and please review for me it'll be great if you did! Also the fact that I'm planning on having you guys be in my story so please can you give me a brief description, appearance, and all of that. Oh and write if you want to be Mokuba's friend or Seto's crazy fan girl okay. That'll be great.

Mokuba: Is that all, because I wanna go.

Yoku: Then go...

Mokuba: But I'm waiting for you.

Yoku: All right... umm... That's all I gotta say, also I'm planning on drawing a pic with Joey having Seto's hair like in chapter 2 was it... Oh well. Ok that's all I gotta say for now, so chapter 6 will be coming later then. Please review and if you wanna be in my story in the next chapter please leave a description, appearance, age, and all of that and also if you want to be Mokuba's friend or one of Seto's fan girl. Remember this is a family picnic some families my have teenagers and all that. Anyways, till next time bye!

Mokuba: Finally!! Bye!!! Don't forget to review!!!